The Spice of Life and Misadventures in Newsroom
A collage of vignettes and jokes from a bygone era. A mountain chase ends with a boy's muzzleloader and a wary mother’s taunt. Scribal editorial humor mocks newsroom vanity, misprints, and a joke about a village idiot marksman.
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Comedian John Smith Falls Back As Winston Churchill
A humorous witness testifies to a minor holdup. An officer tries to confirm his name. The man insists on being recorded as Winston Churchill, prompting a curt reply from the officer and a realization that the name change was a joke rather than a true alias.
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Winston Churchill
Cowboy Foolosophy Delivers A Fang Sayin Verse
A rugged quip lands with sly humor about matching wit and effort. The line suggests few can equal it and hints at earning what you seek by proper effort.
Kentucky rookie meets brisk young second lieutenant
A Kentucky rookie greets a brisk second lieutenant with a casual morning salutation. The lieutenant lectures on military courtesy and saluting, prompting the rookie to reply with a humorous rebuke about speaking to him if he had known of the drill.
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Loose
Rubber In Your Roads May Stretch the Highway Dollar
A plan to mix natural rubber into asphalt could cut road repair costs on America’s 3.3 million miles of highways and streets. Tests in Holland and in 1949 across Ohio Virginia Minnesota and Texas show improved wear resistance and reduced skidding, with a booklet available from the Natural Rubber Bureau in Washington.
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Holland
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Virginia
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Texas
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Unpardonable Offense Alleged in Texas Escape Case
A Dallas man jailed to return to Michigan for a two to five year term follows an escape from prison 26 years ago. His fingerprints reveal the past though he has lived lawfully. experts note parole aims and Hugo’s Les Miserables as commentary.
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Times-Herald
Victor Hugo
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May as Rural Mail Box Improvement Month Declared
The Postmaster General designates May as Rural Mail Box Improvement Month to encourage proper erection and good serviceable condition of rural mail receptacles. Regulations require suitable, accessible boxes that present a neat appearance with a signal door proper lighting and secure installation.
Soap as a Measure of Civility and Global Use
An article notes the United States uses about 27 pounds of soap per person annually, with the Netherlands second at 24 pounds and China at two ounces. It explains soap production from sheets to flakes and granules and describes oil and water soluble ingredients, plus the rise of synthetic soaps tailored for hard water, car washing, and wool scouring.
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China
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Profits of National Banks Reach 1949 High
Washington report shows about 5,000 national banks earned net profits of 475 million dollars in 1949. Comptroller of the Currency says this equals an eight percent return on invested capital, up from 424 million dollars and 7.47 percent in 1948.
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