The SPICE of LIFE Jokes and quick quips from a humor column
A collection of brief jokes about insurance for pedestrians, new graduates, quarrels in the living room, blank report cards, and a new minister meeting a hill country flock. The humor plays on wordplay and miscommunications with playful punchlines.
Soil Bank Grain Plan Is Proposed
Washington report details National Planning Association plan to expand soil bank land retirement to 40 to 50 million acres by 1967 with bid based selection and lower price supports. Proposal aims to stabilize production and income, offset losses with land diversion payments, and reduce annual program costs from 2.5 to about 2 billion dollars.
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Old Soil Bank
Eisenhower
American Farm Bureau Federation
Soil Bank
Association
Federal 1965 Wheat Allotment Set At 49.5 Million Acres
Agriculture Secretary Orville Freeman announced a 1965 national wheat planting allotment of 49.5 million acres matching this year and 10 percent below 1963. State, county, and farm allocations follow past production history. Farmers may plant beyond allotments but only compliant growers qualify for government price supports and the new wheat stabilization payments.
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Washington — Agriculture Sec
Orville Freeman
Bee rustlers target hives in Oklahoma reports
Minco Oklahoma dispatch notes a rise in bee thefts as Glen Gibson of the American Beekeepers Federation warns that hive thefts are increasing. A single colony can fetch up to thirty dollars, underscoring growing losses for beekeepers in the region.
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Minco
Okla
Glen Gibson
American Bee Keepers Federation
Local Classifieds Highlights Turquoise Divan and House for Sale
Various local ads include a turquoise divan for 35 dollars from Flowers Trim Shop a house on South Bend street in good repair offered by Paul Stephens flower shop services and products for occasions with contact numbers and staff listings plus a tire sale at Edwards Chevrolet Whitewright and sewing machine and vacuum sales service with weekly visits by the Singer man and local mechanics offering car repairs and maintenance.
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South Bend Street
Paul Stephens
Edwards Chevrolet Company
Whitewright
Singer Sewing Machine
Singer
Elmer Sanderson
Card of Thanks for Expressions of Sympathy
We express gratitude to neighbors and friends for the love and sympathy shown after the death of our loved one. Your kindness and support are deeply appreciated during this time of loss.
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Janway
Whitewright
Readership Ad Teaser for The Hardcastle Family
An advertisement note for Mrs. C. B. Alexander and The Hardcastle Family notes the potential reach of this ad column. It promotes affordable, wide readership exposure for selling items and emphasizes its economy for readers with goods to move.
Whitewright Cub Scouts Visit Perrin Air Force Base
Twenty four Cub Scouts from Whitewright and nine adults toured Perrin Air Force Base last Friday. They visited the Academics building Altitude Chamber Base Operations dined in the dining hall toured an airplane and control tower and weather station then swam at the base pool. The group included Dens 1 2 and 3 and three guests.
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Perrin Air Force Base
Whitewright
James Bryant
Ralph Christian
James Dorsett
L. H. Durham
C. A. Giles
Edward McCullough
Wallace Mynatt
Orville Woodson
Doyce Worsham
Andrew D. Wyatt
Tough mark set in Rooster Crow event at Rogue River
In Rogue River Oregon the 12th annual Rooster Crow on June 27 offers a 150 dollar prize to the winner who could break the 1953 event record of 109 crows in 30 minutes. Entries have drawn entrants from Europe in recent years. Each rooster has a half hour to crow.
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Rogue River
Ore
Beetlebaum
Europe
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Texas University
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Washington
Agriculture Committee
The
National Planning Association
Kennedy-Johnson
Paul Cornelius
Linda Theatre
Whitewright, Texas
Rock Hudson and
Paula Prentiss
Audie Murphy
Terry Moore
Grayson College Ex-Students Association
E. L. Harp
Jefferson Street
Atlanta
Johnson Jewelry & Appliance
West Maple
W. E. Webb
Blue Ridge
Jackie Jester
Red Morris
Bells
Highland Park
Joe Johnson
Stephens & Bryant
Hoover
Renfro’s Sewing Machines & Repairs
Russell Avenue
Bonham, Texas
Hannah’s
H. H. Taylor
Guy Hamilton
Roy Talley
O. W. White
Edwards Chevrolet Co
J. A
Hot) Alexander, Inc
Grayson Co. State Bank
Sherman Phone
First National Bank
C. B. Alexander
Hardcastle
Cub Scout News
Mark
Rooster Crow
S. H. Montgomery Agency