Proposed constitutional amendments on blind aid and child relief
Texas legislature would add Section 51-c to tackle aid for needy blind over 21, with up to $15 monthly per person, residency rules, and U.S. aid acceptance. also Section 51-d for destitute children under 14 with monthly limits, plus tax and bond provisions, all to be voted August 4, 1937, with state funds allocated for publication and election costs.
Amendment to Constitution on destitute children aid limits
A house joint resolution proposes amending Article III to create Section 51d giving Legislature power to provide destitute child assistance not to exceed eight dollars per child or twelve dollars per family per month. It sets annual state aid cap at 1.5 million dollars, allows federal aid, and calls for a voter election on adoption or rejection with appropriation and ballot form provisions.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Texas
State of
United States
Government of
United States of America
Texas constitutional amendment on ad valorem taxes
House Joint Resolution No 23 proposes adding Section 20 to Article VII to cap ad valorem tax assessments at fair cash value and allow discounts for early payment, with 1939 effective date and a August 23, 1937 special election for adoption. The measure includes penalties and requires legislation for administration.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
State of
Texas
Board of Equalization
Texas constitutional amendment on Harris County road plan and tax
Joint resolution proposes adding Section 52d to the Texas Constitution allowing Harris County and its road districts to adopt a road plan and levy a five year tax for road and bridge construction upon a majority vote of resident qualified electors. It details plan submission, tax amount and years, fund restrictions, and required procedures, with the August 1937 ballot date noted.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Harris County
State of
Texas
State of Texas
Texas constitutional amendment on banking corporation rules
S. J. R. No. 9 seeks to amend Section 16, Article XVI, to require full cash payment of authorized capital, restrict banking to a single location, bar foreign banks except national banks, and establish state supervision. election set for August 1937 with ballots specifying For or Against the amendment and a $5,000 appropriation for election expenses.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Texas
State OF Texas
United States
State of
Perfect Patients
A medical student was advised by an old doctor to specialize in skin diseases because skin patients rarely disturb the doctor at night or at home. They seldom tele graph distress messages, never get well yet also never die from a skin ailment, making them perfect patients.
The Spice of Life and Parson Potluck Remark
A hearsay exchange recalls Gabriel’s horn signal at a communal potluck. Deacon Jones jokes about a reckless driver. The couple agrees spring cleaning ends with a burn of valuable papers from a desk, signaling relief and loss.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Gabriel
Deacon Jones
Figures Can't Lie Says Reckoner in Class
A professor argues about arithmetic truth with a student as the ready reckoner insists on scaling. The exchange ends with a witty diner joke about tips and Eden's apples as the scene closes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Garden of Eden
Ambition Weary Willie and Dusty Rhoades Sit Quietly
Ambition Weary Willie and Dusty Rhoades rest on a grassy slope. Willie breaks silence, muttering he wishes he were an automobile worker to join a strike.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Willie
Dusty Rhoades
Dusty
Boss in the home ruse wins $25,000 sales post
A job panel sought a sales manager and asked a riddle about who is boss at home. The candidate answered that he is the boss but makes his wife think she is. The response helped him secure a $25,000 position.
Patch in My Trousers Outsmarts Teacher
A humorous classroom exchange finds Charlie deflecting a geography question by pointing to a patch in his trousers and telling the teacher his mother would notice it, turning a teachable moment into a joke.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Charlie
Divorce Question Sparks Child’s Practical Answer
A humorous exchange shows a child named Mary choosing the parent with the family car after a hypothetical divorce. The line reflects practical humor rather than legal concerns, illustrating domestic life and household priorities. The joke centers on parental figures and a valued asset, the automobile.
Wordplay on a motor starting with T
A humorous exchange between mother and father about a motor name beginning with T, contrasting crossword clue whimsy with a jokey doubt that all motors use gas.
The Indian Customer and the Ham Sandwich Snafu
An Indian man at a drug counter orders a ham sandwich asks if the ham is sliced. The waiter confirms slicing. The man retorts that the ham is near miss sliced, turning the moment into a brief, humorous exchange.
Economy Move Mr McPherson In
A terse dialogue shows Mr McPherson entering, with a remark about the governor's habit of early lunching. The exchange hints at routine and authority without additional context or consequences.
Exclusive club promises rapid citywide growth
A party leader boasts a new club will be highly selective yet expand quickly. Within a year, organizers claim hundreds of members from all city sections will join, signaling ambitious outreach and broad appeal.
Fare for dog treated like passenger on bus
An elderly woman asks if paying her dog’s fare would seat him the same as passengers. The conductor affirms, noting the dog would be treated as a passenger but cannot put feet on the seats.
The Draughtsman Recent Purchaser of New House Ventilation Issue
A purchaser complains about a new house ventilation draft issue saying the draftsman should be consulted. The agent responds that the draftsman must be seen to address the problem.
That fellow student bluff exposed by college professor
A college professor dismisses a student as stagey and hollow, claiming his bravado collapses when confronted. The remark suggests the student lacks substance, implying the moment of truth reveals his true limits.
Old Timer Quip On Fathers And Trailers
A nostalgic quip notes an old timer recalling times when fathers did not rock babies to sleep in trailers but instead rocked the steering wheel. The remark blends memory with rural living, hinting at changing parenting norms.
Frustration Eases As Plans Change
A brief exchange reveals relief after a friend calls to cancel a meeting. The caller mentions rescheduling later, and the responder notes the change brings peace of mind.
Farm Living Freaks for Subways and Skyscrapers
A humorous exchange contrasts farm life with urban perks. One speaker declares farm life appealing if it had subways, clubs, giant electric signs, and tall buildings, jokingly imagining moving there tomorrow. The other party playfully accepts the fantasy.
Elizabethan Riff in Film Rewrites Dialog for Mary Queen of Scots
An English dramatist urged to correct dialogue in a Hollywood film about Queen Elizabeth and Mary Queen of Scots notes that Elizabeth would not say a modern line. The producer changed it to one up to date with the remark a hundred per cent Elizabethan now. The line becomes forsooth.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Queen Elizabeth
Mary Queen of Scots
Mary
Forsooth
Track meat demand sparks odd debate in rural humor
A butcher persuades an elderly lady to sample track meat amid a spring rumor of a burglar in the house. The congressman's wife fears intrusion, while the husband jokes that a senator might rob a house but never a representative. The lighthearted verse satirizes politics with rustic whimsy.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jim
Senate
House
Also Mentioned on This Page
Whitewright
Adam
Cotton Ginner
Sewall
L. LaRoe & Co