The Spice Of Life Jokes and Quick Quips Across Sitcom Style
A collection of short humor bits with punchlines about flies, communists, ducks, bread, a toaster sale, and a theatrical couple. Each gag pivots on miscommunication or unexpected twists, reflecting light, quick witticisms. The pieces feature ordinary settings like classrooms bars and shops.
Teen marriage at wedding ends in family disapproval
A 15 year old bride and a 16 year old groom wed despite parental opposition. At breakfast the groom jokes about shaving wounds while noting his eyes have cleared, sparking humor about his misfortune and a quip from his mother about the paper route.
Local figures receive promotions and moves in Northeast Texas
Alan Armstrong of Emory becomes local manager for North East Texas Telephone Co with districts including Whitewright Bells Savoy and Dorchester. Leslie T Holland of Denton, son of Carl and... read, is new president of the Dallas Federal Business Association and Deputy Regional Director of the Office of Civil Defense.
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Alan Armstrong
Emory
Northeast Texas Telephone Co
Whitewright
Bells
Savoy
Dorchester
Leslie T. Holland
Denton
Carl Holland
Dallas Federal Business Assn
Dallas Chamber of Commerce
Dallas- Fort Worth
The
Fort Worth
Traffic Fatalities Linked to Drinking Drivers Share
Traffic safety data show about half of fatalities involve a driver under the influence. The statistic highlights the ongoing risk posed by drinking and driving across communities.
Dog Vaccination Set For Monday
Mayor Russell Summers arranges for a veterinarian to visit Whitewright on Monday January 31 for a mass vaccination of dogs and cats. Pet owners who have not vaccinated their animals against rabies are urged to take part. The veterinarian will charge about 1.50 to 2.00 dollars per animal.
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Russell Summers
Whitewright
Poll tax payment urged for 1966 Texas elections
Attorney General Waggoner Carr and Will D. Davis urge Texans to pay the $1.75 poll tax by January 31 to qualify for all primaries and elections. Receipts issued through January 31 may allow voting for federal officers only. exemptions apply to those turning 21 and new residents meeting residency rules.
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Waggoner Carr
Democratic Executive Committee
Will D. Davis
Carr
U. S
Friday Literary Club Meets at Mrs Hennig’s Home
The Friday Literary Club gathered January 21 at Mrs. C. C. Hennig’s home with her as hostess. Mrs. Dale Gore led the meeting, reports were given by committee chairs, and the incoming president for 1966 67, Mrs. Jack Meador, announced the year book committee. The program titled Science and Medicine featured humorous roll calls on medical myths and discussions on staying young, nursing advances, and intensive care units. Refreshments were served to 19 members. the February 4 meeting will be at Mrs. H T Atterberry’s home.
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C. C. Hennig
Hennig
Callec
Dale Gore
Jack Meador
Kenneth Frisby
Grady Gillett
Gladys Ray
Emory Christian
Roy Blanton
Lena Mae Gowdy
United States
S. T. Montgomery
H. T. Atterberry
Boys Taller At Nine Says Agriculture Report
A nine year old boy averages one inch taller than his father did at the same age, according to a report from the U S Department of Agriculture.
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U.S. Department of Agriculture
Bank Moves To New Building In Whitewright
The First National Bank of Whitewright moved into a new two story building last week with finishing work ongoing this week. A formal opening is set for February 12 from 1 to 4 PM. The bank had vacated its 60 year old former building and the second floor previously housed insurers lawyers and a utility division office.
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First National Bank of Whitewright
Whitewright
Kenneth Frisby
Community Public Service Co
Bank
Deaths Feagan 72 of Ector formerly Savoy burial Savoy
Funeral services were held in Mullican Little chapel for Mrs C P Feagan 72 of Ector formerly Savoy who died Sunday in a Bonham hospital Burial was in Sunnyside Cemetery at Savoy She was born July 10 1893 in Tom Bean daughter of J A Martin She married Feagan in 1911 Survivors include her husband two sons four daughters two brothers two sisters eight grandchildren and one great grandchild
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Mullican-Little Funeral Chapel
C. P. Feagan
Ector
Savoy
Bonham Hospital
Sunnyside
Feagan
Tom Bean
J. A. Martin
Bells
Roscoe Feagan
Genelle Blakey
Sherman
Alma Rhody
Rena Feagan
Harry Elk
Bonham
Carl
Ray Martin
Estella Biggerstaff
Gladys Stephens
Sunday Services and Activities at First Baptist Church
The First Baptist Church announces a weekly schedule with morning and evening worship, Sunday School, and youth activities. Activities include nursing home S S, 9:55 Sunday School, 11:00 worship, 5:15 choir rehearsals, 6:00 Christian Life Development, and 7:00 evening service on Sunday. Weekday circles, Sunbeams, Junior G A, Mary Dale Circle, and prayer and study sessions are listed for Tuesday and Wednesday, with Bible study based on John 13 and choir practice at 7:00.
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S. S
Nursing Home
Rex Ray
Joy Russell
Sunbeams
Junior G. A
Mary Dale
Worship Service Led by Rev C C Dooley at 11
Church notices say Pastor Rev C Dooley will lead the morning worship at 11 o clock. The service details are listed for parishioners and visitors attending today.
Church Schedule Highlights for Mrs Janice Hall
Pastor Mrs Janice Hall oversees Sunday School at 9 45. Worship service at 7 15. Wednesday prayer meeting at 7 30 p m.
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Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Times and Minister
Minister W. E. Mynatt leads a Church of Christ with Bible study at 10 a.m. worship and communion at 11 a.m. Evening worship at 7 p.m. Bible study for all ages at 7:30 p.m.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Bethel Baptist Church Sunday Schedule
Bethel Baptist Church displays a Sunday timetable with 10:00 Sunday School 6:30 Training Union and 7:30 Worship Service in a concise view of the church’s services.
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Bethel Baptist Church
Training Union
Sunday Church Schedule Listed for Day
The text outlines a church service lineup with a Sunday School at 10 a.m. Worship at 11 a.m. Training Union at 7 p.m. and an evening Worship at 7 45 p.m. This schedule provides formal attendance times for the day.
Uncle Dan on Medicine Talk at the Country Store
Uncle Dan recalls Ed Doolittle’s doctor story and the art versus science debate in medicine. He jokes about costs, patient care, and the difference between treating disease and treating the patient, ending with a folksy tale about a bird dog trade.
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Ed Doolittle
Great Society
Clem Webster
Uncle Dan
Hardcastles Buy Hi Way Grocery
Lynn and Patricia Hardcastle assume operation of the Hi Way Grocery after purchasing it from Mrs. Bob Cawthon. Hardcastle, previously with Farley and Hardcastle, has worked for a Denison chain for months. The couple plans to run the store 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. daily.
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Lynn
Patricia Hardcastle
Bob Cawthon
Hardcastle
Farley & Hardcastle
Denison
Hardcastles
The
Sun
Johnson seeks 568.36 per person in budget plan
President Johnson proposes a 112.8 billion budget for the year beginning July 1, allocating 568.36 per individual based on Census estimates of 198,549,600 for midyear and 199,845,600 by year end, with a public debt projection of 321.7 billion. A historical note cites Maine lumber in Houston's 1837 capitol building.
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Johnson
Census Bureau
Engagement Announced for Harriet Ann Stephens
Mrs Frances Stephens and J W Stephens announce the engagement and approaching marriage of their daughter Harriet Ann to Joe Michael Goodman of Bowling Green Kentucky son of Mr and Mrs J H Goodman Jr The wedding will be on January 29.
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Frances Stephens
J. W. Stephens
Harriet Ann
Joe Michael Goodman
Bowling Green, Ky
J. H. Goodman Jr
W.S.C.S. Meeting at Methodist Parsonage
Mrs. Howard Adams hosted the Women’s Society of Christian Service gathering at the Methodist Parsonage Monday afternoon. Mrs. James Bryant opened with prayer and led the business session while Mrs. S. H. White presented a program titled Worship in a changing age. Mrs. Otto Russell offered the meditation with others sharing parts, and Mrs. Roby Childress led two hymns with Mrs. A. M. Bryant at the piano. Refreshments were served to 14 members.
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Howard Adams
Women’s Society of Christian Service
James Bryant
S. H. White
Otto Russell
Grover Hardcastle
Ott Lackey
A. M. Bryant
Roby Childress
Penguins Master Water Skills With Wing Paddles
Flightless penguins shown to stay submerged beyond 45 seconds and reach speeds around 20 mph using wing paddling. The excerpt notes their aquatic prowess and ends with a call to attend church services on Sunday.
Preston Erheart Post plans club house quarters
In 1921 the Preston Erheart Post American Legion pursues permanent quarters by building or leasing a club house. The Post elected Ed LaRoe as commander Grover Stateville adjutant Lloyd Wright secretary and R C Brown chaplain.
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Preston E Erheart Post
American Legion
Ed LaRoe
Grover Stateville
Lloyd Wright
R. C. Brown
Phototalker Equipment Installed at Palace Theatre
Thirty five years ago on January 29 1931 phototalker equipment was being installed at the Palace theatre as part of a modernization effort. The plan aimed to enhance stage lighting and audience experience during performances and events at the venue.
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Palace Theatre
Rabies Detected in Cat Sparks Whitewright Warning
A Whitewright man’s handling of a sick kitten led to a bite and a rabies death. The cat died from rabies, the specimen sent to Austin confirmed by the state lab, and the man received Pasteur serum. Health officer Dr Mary Jo Tonelli urges vaccination of pets and warns of rabid animals in town. A mass dog and cat vaccination at City Hall is planned for Monday at 9 a.m.
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Whitewright
Austin
Paul E. Geers
State Laboratory
Mary Jo Tonelli
Grayson County
the Sun Tuesday
John Yeager
ASCA Meet Tonight at High School
Grayson ASCA meeting called by Max G. Davis to discuss 1966 federal farm programs. The general meeting at the new high school tonight at 7:30 invites all interested farmers to attend.
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Max G. Davis
Grayson
Agricultural Stabilization and Conservation Service
Davis
Americans slain in war total 1 750
Washington reports the U S combat dead in the Vietnam War has reached 1 750, surpassing the 1 733 Americans who died in the Mexican War and the 385 killed in the Spanish American War.
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Washington
U. S
Wanted Sunlight In Fast Results Ad
Local notice seeks a quick response from readers for a Sun wanted type ad offering rapid results. Details unreadable in fragment. Respondents urged to contact circulation desk for placement and timing.
Housing loan approved for Whitewright elderly housing plan
HUD authorized a 3200 loan to Whitewright Housing Authority for preliminary planning of 16 low rent homes for the elderly. Congressmen Roberts and Yarborough informed Sun Friday. Homes designed for safety with sites not yet selected but near the town.
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Housing and Urban Development Administration
Whitewright
Sun
Ray Roberts
Ralph Yarborough
City of Whitewright
Burglars Steal $40 From Meador's Store
The Meador hardware and implement shop was burglarized Saturday night. About $40 in change was taken from a metal cash box in a desk drawer after burglars unlocked a rear window that was already broken.
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Meador Hardware and Implement
Seat Belt Use Rises Across 1965 Nationwide Survey
A nationwide Auto Industries Highway Safety Committee survey of 2.2 million cars shows seat belt equipped vehicles rising 50 percent in 1965. Thirty percent of cars checked had seat belts, up from 19 percent in 1964 and nine percent in 1963.
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Auto Industries Highway Safety Committee
$6 Million Set For GOP Campaign in 11 Regions
San Francisco reports GOP finance chairman Gen Lucius D Clay announced a budget of 6 million dollars for this year’s Republican campaigns for Congress. The plan divides the nation into 11 regions to raise funds for the campaigns and the Republican National Committee operations.
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San Francisco
Congress
Lucius D. Clay
GOP
Republican National Committee
Paper output in 1965 hits 43.6 million tons
Robert E. O'Connor president of the American Paper Institute forecasts 1966 output to exceed 45 million tons after domestic production of all types of paper totaled 43.6 million tons in 1965.
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Robert E. O'Connor
The
American Paper Institute
Whitewright High School Snowbound and Senior Honor
Whitewright Senior High School endured heavy snowfall with outdoor snowball fights as teachers and many students stayed indoors. Karen, a senior, scored highest on a December 7 1965 exam and is eligible for state and national scholarships, having earned a special award from General Mills.
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Whitewright Senior High
Karen
General Mills
Whitewright
Future Homemakers
Encyclopedia Britannica, Inc
Betty Crocker Homemakers of Tomorrow
District of Columbia
Books to Read While Snowed In This Winter
In case of snowbound days readers can enjoy classics such as War and Peace by Tolstoy Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters Quo Vadis by Henry Siendiewicz and A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith These titles promise a gradual escape from a snow covered world into reading enjoyment.
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Tolstoy
Margaret Mitchell
Spoon River
Edgar Lee Masters
Henry Siendiewicz
Brooklyn
Betty Smith
Homemaker of Tomorrow Named at Whitewright High School
Karen Anne Darwin of Whitewright High School has been chosen as the 1966 Betty Crocker Homemaker of Tomorrow. The announcement recognises her as the lead candidate in a district program highlighting home economics aspirations.
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Whitewright High School
Betty Crocker
Karen Anne Darwin
Try Using Study Habits for Midterm Success
The article notes many students struggled on midterm exams last week due to poor study habits. It suggests consulting newspaper articles, books, magazines and other sources for guidance on better study routines.
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Texas
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Maine
W.S.C.S
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Marlin
Jenkins
Joe Mangrum
Mary Johnson
Mary Lee Andrews
C. J. Meador
PTA
Clarence Martin
John McMurry Jr
Willis Bailey
Raymond Coffman
Tommy Bradley
Houston Blanton
Jack Lackey
Leon Spindle
Leon Bennett
Bonnie Nicholson
Jake Keeling
Sam Montgomery
Homer Craig
Weldon Binion
Roy Norris
Frank Phillips
Aubrey Wilson
C. A. Wilson
Dallas
Paul Cook
Woodrow Sinor
J. W. Murphy
Will Sims
William A. Walker
WHS
Leora Short
Dorotha Darwin
Brother Gillett
Velma Holland
LaVerne Kilgree
Mary Dale King
Johnnie B. Robbins
ASCA
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Reflector
Randy Bryant
Pam Fagan
Lillis Watkins
Becky Blanton
Harriet Stephens
Larry Deeds
Jan Buchanan
Gary Holloway
David Woodson
Marvin Brown
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