Figures of Speech on Water Wagon Imagery
In a note from the Ingham Age-Tilerald, a poet’s refrain about swearing the flagon is recalled. The piece lampoons the common phrase water wagon as a figurative urge, yet few see anyone aboard a literal water wagon aside from the driver.
Getting By
A dialogue excerpt shows Mr. Comrox recounting a trespass or deception to gain entry. He mentions a strict butler who did not trust him and notes claiming relation to his wife to gain admission. The exchange hints at a formal party and a gatekeeping impediment.
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Mr. Comrox
An Object of Sympathy in a Social Dance Scene
A brief dialogue centers on a dapper dancing teacher who shows commiseration toward a confession that dancing was a waste of time. The exchange notes the teacher’s sympathetic reaction and the speaker’s admission.
Scattered Riddles on a Spendthrift Youth
A wry cartoon caption plays on a young man named Flubdub who keeps a taxicab waiting by running up a bill with machinery. The joke hinges on his incurable laziness and love of expense, poking fun at quick spending.
Quirky Exchange Sparks Simple Country Snack Request
In a rural roadside scene a young bride asks for food and is teased about offerings. The response lists angel food cake, apple fritters, and griddle cakes as possible refreshments.
Change
Ruth is an alchemist I know and I must drop her. Each time I’m with her my silver turns to copper.
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Ruth
Contortionist logic fuels public question debate
Senator Sorghum dodges an explanation for a colleague's stance calling it like a contortionist act. He notes the inability to explain the position is itself part of the interest in the public question.
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Senator Sorghum
Taek Queers Comment Sparks Unexpected Talk
In a private exchange Taek alienates Mame by praising her small hands in a way she finds mocking. He compares them to being simply great, misreading her pride and causing tension between the pair.
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Taek
Mame
Ready Receiver
A confidential friend consoles a father about his son's potential and gifts. The father insists the youth is gifted and says all he has was given to him, highlighting the theme of inherited talent and uncertain self discovery.
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Harper
Remembering Jimmy Jimson The Bad Boy
The excerpt recalls Jimmy Jimson once labeled a troublemaker whose fate would be grim. The passage notes that, in his case, the old cautionary verdict proved accurate.
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Jimmy Jimson
Pet Talk Turns Romantic in Stylish Dialogue
A lighthearted exchange with dog and human voices discusses affection and propriety. Fido questions timing of kisses from his mistress versus her fiancé while Rover hints at his own preferences.
The Beast Before the Fight
A misfit exchange asks why a boxing teacher is called professor as a pugilist gauges reputation on claimed skills and craft. The edge of the bout yearns for insight into ring authority and training lineage.
Generous Avowal in a Weighty Exchange
An orator argues for careful speech as a friend cautions about words and another suggests concise wording. The dialogue hints at themes of restraint and brevity in public discourse.
Blank Verse at the At Homes
Mrs Jones and Mrs Robinson clash over poetry as they attend each other's At Homes. Mrs Robinson praises Johnny's recitation while Mr Robinson dismisses poetry, and Mrs Jones insists Johnny’s verse sounds like poetry to her.
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Mrs. Jones
Mrs. Robinson
Johnny
Mr. Robinson
Office Force Keeps Outsiders Away
A financier explains the large staff serves to shield the boss from outside interruptions. The executive secretary is tasked with preventing the office force from bothering him, highlighting a comical distinction between roles.
Real polar weather stuns townsfolk with biting cold
A vivid description of extreme cold grips residents and travelers as a neighborly caution gives way to shared hardship. The speaker notes the chill is so severe that a once cheerful expression seems frozen in place, reflecting a harsh, unrelenting winter atmosphere.
Town Specialties and the Prune-Filled Man
A town resident is described as full of prunes with a rusty phonograph that never changes tunes, painting a quirky portrait of local eccentricity and repetition.
So Much Settled. A Latin Confidence in Love
A brief exchange shows a young woman denying love while hints of possible affection remain. The dialogue captures a moment of indirect romantic tension and hesitation.
At His Base Smoke Inspector Joke
A Louisville Courier Journal item notes a quip about a smoke inspector in New York. The exchange imagines inspecting the whole city from a high chair, implying the scope of the job with humor.
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New York
Louisville Courier- Journal
Amendments Recited as Seven Kids Mentioned
A speaker recalls Jones after ten years and notes seven amendments in life. He mentions three boys and four girls born since.
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Jones
One Way to Get Along in Life and Games
A brief exchange notes harmony between spouses in shared hobbies. She neither dictates his golf nor competes in his bridge games, while he concedes she knows more about bridge whist than he does, illustrating mutual respect.
Circus Tale Switches Gag to Wood Saw Dust
In a jokey exchange, a speaker recalls telling a cottage woman he once traveled with a circus. She responds with a practical gag, giving him a saw and ordering him to cut wood so the sawdust will evoke the circus rings.
Fits in Anywhere People shy on punctuation
You can save the situation with a dash and keep flow smooth. This phrasing hints at flexible punctuation and adaptable writing style.
A Jovial Quip About the Kaiser’s Funeral Attendance
A lighthearted exchange imagines the Kaiser’s funeral drawing world record crowds. The joke hinges on global desire to attend and playfully exaggerates the event’s significance.
Sympathy and weather talk in a domestic scene
A husband groans about rheumatism returning while his wife expresses sympathy and ties her planned shopping to a forecast of rain. The exchange reflects everyday concern and weather lore in a compact domestic moment.
Peggie Keeps Sail Loft After Captain's Death
Peggy runs the South Water street sail shop with Ben and Mrs. MacGowan after the captain's death. A mysterious roving ship's captain visits, telling tales and earning Peggy's trust as she learns of pearls he guards for a future bride. A raid and confrontation leave Peggy more bonded to the captain through danger and a shared secret.
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Peggie
Old Ben
Mrs. MacGowan
Peggy
James B. Gale
Providence
Pegegie
Ben
Lou
Seven Seas
Dearie
Gulf
McClure
A Pious Thought
A short fragment from Ohio Stat quotes a line about devising a scheme to cost a wife’s relatives something in a humorous tone.
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Ohio Stat Journal
Paris Models in War Times
Paris studios show war misery as young artists hire famous models for six francs a day eight hours with hourly rests. A cornet-a-collection adds 18 to 12 francs from students, but funds remain scant. A Julian academy pupil notes a model who has starved losing about 20 pounds and a once magnificent figure now pale.
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Paris
Mme. Bernardini-Sjoestedt
Cartoons Magazine
Wrestling Dummy Aids Practice For Wrestlers
William P Armstrong of Washington invents a wrestling dummy for team practice. It mimics tackles and throws, has a rounded head, padded base, and no sharp protrusions. The canvas body sits on a heavy wooden base, allowing forceful throws without injury.
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William P. Armstrong
Washington
Popular Science Monthly
Workers to aid war effort through longer hours
The Industrial Economist cites census data placing about 50 million workers in the United States and notes the eight hour basis rose from 1,847,000 workers to a current minimum of 2,000,000. It includes 475,000 public employees and states these workers will mainly produce for government needs across factories, mills, and mines.
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United States
American Federation of Labor
Had Too Many Pets In New York Domestic Case
A New York domestic relations court hears a husband refuse to live with his wife over pets. The husband states he will not return home while she keeps a turtle parrots a canary two cats and a fox terrier and demands three dollars a week with no conversation. The wife kept Cuckoo the pup and argues he is better company than some people.
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New York
Cuckoo
Smelt Fish Could Cut Coast Living Costs
Dr. David Starr Jordan notes smelt from the Columbia River mouth as cheap shore fish. In spring beaches brim with the fish and they can be shoveled from water to sell at 3 to 5 cents a pound. They’re digestible oil rich and described as a good food source with unusual burning oil.
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David Starr Jordan
Pacific Coast
Columbia River
Visitor Questions Crossing Rules In New City
A city stranger on Main street near Union station fears crossing as he surveys the brightly lit street. He asks a friendly observer if crossing is permitted anywhere or only at designated crossings, illustrating his inexperience in the urban setting.
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Main Street
Union Station
Kansas City Star
Ruler Constantine Cast as Trickster in Greek Crisis
Archaeologist Cosmos Morcavo rato denounces King Constantine as a trickster and says allies gain nothing in Greece until he is deposed. A pair of con men staged a hog raffle scam to test public gullibility, profiting $150 before a fake winner’s deceiving letters. The duped man fears investigation despite the deception.
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Constantine
Greece
Cosmos Morcavorato
Berkshire
The Woman You Are To Be
A reflection on the choice a young woman makes between shaping a thoughtful mind or letting it remain empty. The piece warns that unused intelligence dulls expression and leaves aging with a hollow face, urging readers to fill their brains with real substance before life pays its price.
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Pittsburgh Dispatch
Rising Curve of Human Energy in Daylight Planning
The article argues that body temperature and vital signs rise from morning to early evening, peaking between four and six, then fall. It suggests starting work on the rising energy curve and resting during the descent, and endorses daylight saving to align with this human physiological cycle.
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Humanity
Priest Invents Defensive Torpedo Shield for Vessels
Rev W A Crawford Frost of Baltimore, an Episcopal clergyman with prior inventions, has devised a submarine torpedo defense for merchant ships. The simple inexpensive device is shown in drawings to Thomas A Edison and the naval consulting board and offered to the United States France and England governments.
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Maryland
W. A. Crawford-Frost
Baltimore
Tle
Thomas A. Edison
Naval Consulting Board
United States
France
England
Living Church
Good Kind Plan to Recruit Fat Men for Battle
A speaker proposes recruiting a company of fat men citing their likely stout resistance in a brush with the enemy. The remark underscores a humorous or ironic wartime stance on physical stature and combat effectiveness.
Gasoline Crop Surges as Crude Output Rises
Output of crude petroleum in the United States for the year just closed reached 292.8 million barrels, a 4 percent increase over the previous year, reflecting strong fuel demand and industrial activity across the nation.
King George Angling A Charmed Portrait In French Paper
A French report lauds King George as a master angler in a vivid translated tale. The scene shows him patient under an umbrella, fighting a salmon with bold moves, ending with a pistol coup de grace and a shrill cheer. The king, in a kilt, enjoys a Scottish meal of haggis and whisky grog.
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George
Britain
Ile
London
Hat fashion debate hints at bald-head cover invention
In a lively exchange Josh asks about radical changes in men’s hat style. Bosh responds that a remedy would require someone to invent a hat covering the bald spot at the back of the head.
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Josh
Richthofen Marries Heiress in Imperial Honor
Baron von Richthofen wed Frau lein von Minkwitz heiress daughter of the duke of Saxe Coburg master of horse. The emperor named him equerry airman on the occasion and he will devote time to training new fighting squadrons.
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Baron von Richthofen
Germany
Fraulein von Minkwitz
Duke of
Saxe-Coburr
Richthofen
Snowman pastime shifts from coal to wealth
A Louisville Courier Journal quote laments changes in childhood play as snowmen once made with coal eyes now seem to belong to children of the very rich, reflecting social shifts across days.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
Cause and Effect Nip Do you think it pays to recover an umbrella
Conversation between Nip and Tuck jokes about umbrella maintenance and loss. The Lamb voices a wry remark about the futility or folly of misplacing an umbrella, implying a light humorous exchange on practical housekeeping.
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Tuck
Well Fixed Reginald and Sugar Scarcity Dialogue
A brief domestic exchange between Reginald and a partner notes sugar scarcity. The tone is light and affectionate as they acknowledge reliance on each other.
Palm Beach Tightwad Jim Pays Ahead for Hotel Bill
In Palm Beach a cautious man named Jim prepaid his hotel bill to avoid dipping into funds meant for the girls. The scene hints at frugal planning and a moneyed concern over expenses.
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Bess
Jim
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