The Spice Of Life and Quick Wits in Short Snatches
A compilation of light quips and brief anecdotes. A wife pleads for one last favor to visit a cemetery with her mother in law while a dentist is unavailable. A baby chick laments being an only child after a failed hatch. A Salvation Army pledge leads to a Scotsman’s witty age cue. A grade class debates meanings of the word boom with a Clancy reference.
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Clancy
Difference of Opinion Sparks Quiet Reaction
Joe asks about disagreements with his wife and Jack replies with a dry joke about not sharing opinions. The exchange highlights domestic humor and an understated social dynamic.
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Joe
Jack
No, He Said Nothing After the Pipe Incident
A humorous exchange ends with a child implying his father did not speak after discovering a broken pipe. The piece shifts to a stark crime scene where a coroner questions a woman about shooting her husband with a pistol at close range, and a witness confirms powder marks.
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Junior
Yassuh
W. C. Fields Says Blonde Drove Him to Drink
In a quip about past romance, W. C. Fields recalls being in love with a blonde and credits her for driving him to drinking, joking it is the only thing he is grateful for.
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W. C. Fields
Door to door tool salesman sparks neighborly plan
A door to door salesman urged a neighbor to try the next door for garden tools. The woman offered a glimmer of hope noting that the neighbors use their tools and are in terrible shape.
Witty sign in doctor's office for waiting room
In a waiting room a humorous sign asks ladies to refrain from exchanging symptoms to avoid confusing the doctor. The quip plays on medical chatter and office etiquette.
Lawyer’s airtight case falls apart over side of story
A businessman seeks legal help and learns the lawyer cannot proceed after realizing the tale he told was the opposing side. The lawyer quotes a fee and action tomorrow, but the businessman cancels the plan, exposing a flawed premise.
Texas Traffic Deaths Dip Below Last Year
Texas traffic deaths run 2 percent below year ago with 3 039 fatalities and 2 499 fatal accidents versus 3 097 and 2 523 last year. State DPS reported Saturday in Austin reflecting improved road safety trends statewide.
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Austin
Texas
Texas Department of Public Safety
Widespread Flu Epidemic Reported Across States
Reports of influenza and flu like outbreaks appear in many states including Indiana New Jersey New York Michigan Illinois Oklahoma Florida Alabama Georgia the District of Columbia Tennessee Maryland and more High absenteeism in public schools is noted Dr Stephen Schoenbaum of the National Communicable Disease Center in Atlanta warned that a heavy flu season was predicted and is unfolding Asian flu has been confirmed in several states after lab studies and deaths rise may indicate older populations are most at risk while younger people lack prior immunity.
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Indiana
New Jersey
New York
Michigan
Illinois
Oklahoma
Florida
Alabama
Georgia
District of Columbia
Tennessee
Maryland
Stephen Shoenbaum
National
Communicable Disease Center
Atlanta
East
Schoenbaum
Churches Methodist Church Service Hours
Rev. George Topper presides at the Methodist Church with Sunday School at 10 00 and morning worship at 11 00. The evening service will be dismissed.
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Methodist Church
George Topper
Christmas Hymns and Programs at Presbyterian Church
Rev C C Dooley leads 11:00 worship with Christmas hymns and solos by Mrs Floyd Bassett and Julie Johnson. Mrs T A Gray accompanies Mrs David Johnson. Christmas tree program Saturday at 6 30 p m. December 31 morning service features a brief official Congregational meeting on last year’s work by church groups.
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Presbyterian Church
C. C. Dooley
Floyd Bassett
Julie Johnson
T. A. Gray
David Johnson
Church of Christ Service Schedule
Minister W. E. Mynatt conducts Bible study at 10 a.m. Worship and communion follow at 10 a.m. Evening service at 7 p.m. Wednesday Bible study for all ages at 7:30. Located at the Church of Christ.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Schedule of church services and classes
Pastor Mrs. Janice Hall leads a church schedule including Sunday School at 9 45, Worship Service at 7 15, and Wednesday Prayer Meeting at 7 30 p m.
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Janice Hall
Kentucktown Baptist Church Service Schedule
Rev. Bob Saylor is pastor at Kentucktown Baptist Church. The schedule lists a 7:00 Training Union and a 7:45 Worship service.
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Kentuckytown Baptist Church
Bob Saylor
Training Union
Rev Charles Pierce Leads Sunday Services Schedule
Rev Charles Pierce, pastor. 10:00 Sunday School. 6:30 Training Union. 7:30 Worship service.
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Charles Pierce
Training Union
Paper panties may enter American market
Bolton Textile Mills in England led by Ivor Goletka reports production of non woven fiber panties sold in London at 50 cents for six. He plans disposable men's shorts then sheets and pillow cases as next products, with limited wash durability.
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Ivor Goletka
Bolton Textile Mills
England
London
Goletka
Crude Bau Xite Ore Production in U S Output
The production of crude bau xite ore in the United States averages about 1 600 000 tons a year.
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U.S
J A Bixler Dies. Funeral in Whitewright
J A Bixler, about 80, longtime Cotton Belt Railway agent in Whitewright, died last Thursday in a nursing home. Funeral services were held Saturday at Wylie with burial in Pecan Grove Cemetery. Mrs Bixler and their son W E B Bixler are noted as deceased. Mr and Mrs L E Alexander and daughter Dee Anna attended.
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Wylie
J. A. Bixler
Pecan Grove
Bixler
Cotton Belt Railway
Whitewright
Funeral services for Joseph Addison Pritchett held in En heart Home
Funeral services for Joseph Addison Pritchett were held Sunday at Earnheart Funeral Home conducted by Rev. George Topper. Burial followed in Oak Hill Cemetery. Pritchett, born December 26 1877 in Whitewright, died in Austin where he had lived 25 years. He is survived by two sons and one daughter.
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Earnheart Funeral Home
Joseph Addison Pritchett
George Topper
Oak Hill Cemetery
Mr. Pritchett
Whitewright
Austin
35 Deaths Predicted Over Holidays in State
The Texas Department of Public Safety estimates 55 roadside fatalities during Christmas holidays and 45 during New Year’s period. Tips from Southwestern Insurance urge safe car maintenance, strict law adherence, avoiding alcohol, and planning trips to reduce risk.
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Texas Department of Public Safety
Texas
Southwestern Insurance Information Service, Inc
Austin
Referendum Shows Cotton Farmers Favor Controls
The Johnson administration welcomed cotton growers vote in a mail referendum showing a strong majority for continuing marketing quotas next year. The 9% percent support preserves production limits designed to prevent overproduction and levy penalties on overmarket shares.
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Washington
Johnson
Agriculture Department
Christmas Spirit In A Country Store Letter
Uncle Dan from Tom Bean writes of a Saturday night Christmas gathering at a country store. He riffs on liquor prices and the Great Society, notes a YMCA Park controversy over religious naming, and recalls a Supreme Court prayer ruling with broad, humorous reflections.
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Great Society
Ed Doolittle
Supreme Court
Everbody
Whitewright School Dismissal Announces Eleven Day Holiday
Whitewright schools will dismiss this afternoon and students along with teachers will enjoy an eleven day holiday period. Classes resume Tuesday January 2.
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Whitewright
Christmas party held by Friday Literary Club with 28 attendees
The Friday Literary Club held its annual Christmas party at Community Public Service Co. on South Bend Street. Weather kept many away. Mrs. R. R. Summers chaired the program introducing Mrs. J. C. McMillin who read an original Christmas story titled Were you There I Was. Judy Gosnell of Community Public Service Co. gave a lecture on Xmas Specialties. Refreshments served to 20 members and eight guests. Reporter.
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Friday
Community Public Service Co
South Bend Street
R. R. Summers
Romans Develop Cement and Concrete Similar to Modern Types
The article notes that ancient Romans created cement and concrete with properties similar to those used today. It highlights durable construction materials and the advanced engineering practices of Roman builders.
Whitewright H D Club Holds Christmas Meeting
After a noon luncheon the Whitewright Home Demonstration Club met at Mrs. Edith Grider’s home for a regular gathering and Christmas party. Mrs. Carl May presided with prayers led by Mrs. Velma Sadler, carols by the group, and a Luke scripture reading.
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Whitewright Home Demonstration Club
Edith Grider
Carl May
Velma Sadler
Tom Brown
Grover Hardcastle
Council
Court House
Sherman
Fred Cook
W. L. Hatfield
Mayfair Brown
Johnson signs age discrimination ban into law
President Johnson signed humane and practical legislation forbidding job discrimination due to age for workers aged 40 to 65. He framed the measure as a simple test of qualifications to determine who has the best job prospects.
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Washington
Johnson
Xmas Tree Spon by Chamber of Commerce
Community Christmas tree event announced by the Chamber of Commerce. A Kentuckytown dwelling owned by Black Tabor and family burned last week. L. V. Smith takes Fort Worth employment. Dec 7 marriage of Sterling Evans and Kate Thomas. 7th grade honor roll lists Hansard Hollingsworth, Litha Sue Hollingsworth, Dorothy Hagard, Jack Meador, Mark Montgomery Jr., Betty Jo Morrow, Anita Vestal. Murray Company funeral directors adds Lloyd Moore as new partner. Clyde Craig and wife welcomed a son Friday.
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Chamber of Commerce
Black Tabor
Kentuckytown
L. V. Smith
Fort Worth
Sterling Evans
Bryan
Kate Thomas
Whitewright
Hansard
Litha Sue Hollingsworth
Dorothy Hagard
Jack Meador
Mark Montgomery Jr
Betty Jo Morrow
Anita Vestal
Lloyd Moore
Murray Company
Denison
Clyde Craig
Cotton ginnings and church attendance report
Grayson County totals show 28 319 bales ginned to date in the season. Sunday worshippers: Church of Christ 88 Central Christian 82 Methodist 173 Baptist 284 Presbyterian 97. Mrs Ray Blakey listed for Tuesday. J W Murphy dry goods stock moved to Frederick Okla this week. S R Parks manager has gone to Dallas.
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Grayson County
Church of Christ
Central Christian
Methodist
Baptist
Presbyterian
Ray Blakey
J. W. Murphy
Frederick
Okla
S. R. Parks
Dallas
35 Years Ago Dec 15 1932 Mary Jane Ford Granvolee
Note references a historical date and a person named Mary Jane Ford linked to Granvolee. The readable text provides no clear event, place, or organization beyond these names and the date.
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Mary Jane Ford
Granvolee
Obituary and local notes mark county events in 1937
30 Years Ago December 16 1937 Columbus Bryant dies Friday. Grayson County cotton ginned 56317 bales before December 1. Road work from Whitewright to Ely set to start soon. Cocoa served to underprivileged children at the grade school. A daughter born to Mr and Mrs J P Williams on December 12. Mrs C S Sanderson Dee 12. Frank Hollingsworth enlisted in the U S Marines. Mrs O G Alexander 48 dies at home south of town Saturday.
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Columbus B. Bryant
Grayson County
Whitewright
Ely
J. P. Williams
Gift Distribution Two Saturdays Ahead in Whitewright
The Christmas season gift distribution sponsored by the Chamber of Commerce and merchants of Whitewright moves closer with two Saturdays remaining Dec 23 and Dec 30 at 3 pm. The event drew a large crowd last Saturday.
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Chamber of Commerce and
the Merchants of Whitewright
February Draft Call Seeks 23 000 Men For Military
Washington reports a February draft of 23 000 men all entering the Army, down from January's 34 000. The February total includes an unusual 18 2000 figure and follows a seasonal dip. Rep. Wright Patman filed a bill to defer junior college students to four year students, arguing current rules create second class citizenship and the measure will be taken up when Congress reconvenes January 15.
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Washington
Pentagon
Congress
Wright Patman
D-Tex
Way Clear For States To Reduce Telephone Rates
The Federal Communications Commission cleared the way for state utilities commissions to cut intrastate telephone charges by 66 million dollars next year with retroactive effect to December 1 expected by many states. The FCC previously approved an 85 million dollar intra state rate reduction and may increase the total as a final decision nears by February 1.
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Washington
Federal Communications Commission
FCC
American Telephone and Telegraph Co
Hospital daily costs rising toward 700 dollars by 2000
Dr John Knowles of Massachusetts General Hospital projects hospital day costs between 300 and 500 dollars by 2000, while Seymour Harris of UC San Diego argues 700 dollars per day is more realistic. He notes income growth could outpace costs, with a 6000 dollar family income rising to 66000 in 50 years.
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John Knowles
Massachusetts General Hospital
Seymour Harris
University of California Medical School At
San Diego
Harris
Cancer death toll forecast for 1968 rises sharply
The American Cancer Society projects about 52,000 U S residents will die of cancer this year and 58,000 by 1968. If rates continue, over 50 million Americans may develop cancer, with 1 4 million already cured after five years disease free.
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American Cancer Society
Tigers Sweep Whitewright Tournament Boys Win. Girls Finish Second
The Whitewright boys defeated Tom Bean 82-38 and Howe 59-38 to claim the boys division. Bill Montgomery scored 61 points across the two games, with Dwayne Griffin adding 22, while the team allowed 38 points in each contest. The Tigerettes beat Tom Bean 30-17 then fell to Howe in the finals, led by Janis Hennig with 16 and Cindy McCasland with 15.
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Whitewright
Whitewright Boys
Howe
Whitweright
Tom Bean
Bill Montgomery
Dwayne Griffin
Whitewright Girls
Tigerettes
Janis Hennig
Cindy McCasland
Blue Ridge
Poisonous Christmas Plants Warn of Child Hazards
The Texas Safety Association warns mistletoe berries poinsettia leaves and yew branches can be deadly if swallowed. Keep these plants out of reach warn household members and contact a doctor or poison control center if ingestion occurs.
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Austin
Texas Safety Association
Safety Association
Nickel Stamp Nearing End
Washington reports the five cent stamp will rise to six cents as part of a 900 million postal rate increase signed by President Johnson. The move also grants raises for 5.5 million federal workers and a Christmas bonus retroactive to Oct 1. Airmail and greeting card stamps rise two cents.
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Washington
Johnson
Whitesboro calls sales tax election for January 20
Whitesboro has called a one per cent sales tax election for January 20. Mayor Mike Allen said the City Council plans to remove the personal tax on autos for all citizens and to cut its valuation rendition from 35 per cent to 25 per cent. The Whitesboro tax rate currently is $1 per $100 on a 35 per cent valuation.
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Whitesboro
Mike Allen
Sesame Seed Pie Flavor Idea
When making dough for a percent inch pie you can add about a cup of sesame seeds to create a nutty aromatic crust. The sesame seeds impart toasty flavor and crunch, elevating a standard pie base with a subtle sesame note.
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Marvin Methodist Church
Assembly OF God Church
Bethel Baptist Church
AD Pritchett
Dan
Robert Weaver
U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development
YMCA
Savannah
Herman Talmadge
Whitewright H. D. Club
Tigers