The Spice Of Life and Laughs In Sunday School Tales
A string of short jokes and quips unfolds from an adult Sunday school room to a Denver courtroom. A skeptical husband questions a cigar source, a drunken driving charge resists dismissal, and a coach mocks his team as perfect losers. Jokes touch on wives, music, age, and a man testing pens while scribbling E Pluribus Unum.
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Denver
Parking Lot Accidents Now Under DPS Laws
Austin report explains a new DPS rule effective August 28 requiring motor vehicle accidents on parking lots to be reported to local police and a written DPS report within 10 days. Applies to shopping center lots and free parking areas with injury, death, or $50+ property damage. exemptions include private residential driveways and privately owned paid parking.
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Austin
Homer Garrison, Jr
Texas Department of Public Safety
DPS
Highways Near Finish
The Interstate Highway System begun in 1956 is scheduled for completion in 1972. The ambitious project aims to connect major cities and improve national mobility despite construction delays and budgeting concerns.
Whitewright Bears Triumph at Sanger in Bulldog Clash
Whitewright and Alvord met Saturday as the WHS Tigers defeated the Bulldogs with five touchdowns. Cureton linked with Watkins for an early score, Brown added a 15-yard TD run, Montgomery ventured in from 20 yards, and two Cureton to Blackerby and Cureton to Ryan passes produced 40 and 10 yard TDs. Rice and other Tiger linemen opened holes while Brown’s 65-yard interception return was nullified by a penalty. Coach Clyde McMurray urged championship belief.
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WHS Tigers
Sanger
Alvord Bulldogs
Whitewright
Cureton
Watkins
Joe N. Brown
Tiger T.D
Tiger T. D
Bill Montgomery
Ted Blackerby
Gary Ryan
Tigers
Willie Wright
Carl Dunlap
Ken McKinney
Bob Darwin
David Wilson
Ed Caraway
Tiger
Warren Rice
Alvord
Joe N.brown
Clyde McMurray
Tiger Coach Says Thanks to Supporting Groups
Clyde McMurray notes donations from the Lions Club American Legion First National Bank and Walker Pharmacy will buy a weight lifting machine and improve the football field. He thanks J T Holloway for supplying equipment and reserves about 50 reserved center seats remain. See you at the ball games.
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Lions Club
American Legion
First National Bank
Walker Pharmacy
J. T. Holloway
Tigers
Clyde McMurray
Food prices may explode amid hot election talk
Washington reports rising inflationary pressure focused on the family food bill. Government experts warn July price gains signal potential unprecedented increases unless checked. Administration spokesmen seek political gain while opposition politicians press to use the issue for votes.
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Washington
Baptist W M S Meeting Highlights Mission Program
The W M S of the Baptist Church met Monday for business and a mission program led by president Mrs B W Newman. Mrs O L Jones directed the program with soloist Mike Bedford of Sherman singing A Story to Tell to the Nations. Sue Gentry shared slides of ten weeks as a Home Mission Board summer missionary in Northwestern Ohio detailing vacation Bible school surveys revivals and witnessing. The session closed with prayers by Mrs Dale Gore followed by a social hour and refreshments.
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Baptist W. M. S
the Baptist Church
B. W. Newman
O. L. Jones
Mike Bedford
Sherman
Sue Gentry
Ohio
Home Mission Board
Southern Baptist Convention
Dale Gore
Cemetery Meet Set Saturday At City Hall
Oak Hill Cemetery Association and Oak Hill Cemetery Foundation Trustees announce a joint meeting Saturday at 10:00 a.m. in Firemen's Hall City Hall. Open to relatives, friends, and lot owners for association elections and trustee vacancies. Foundation funds support maintenance and improvements.
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City Hall
Oak Hill Cemetery Association
Oak Hill Cemetery Foundation
Oak Hill Cemetery
Kay Kimbell
Will Fleming
Church Schedule for First Baptist and Methodist Churches
The schedule lists services for First Baptist Church led by Rev. Dale Gore with Bible study at 9:55 and worship at 11:00 plus training at 6:00 and evening service at 7:00. First Methodist Church under Rev. George Topper offers Sunday School at 10:00, communion at 11:00, M Y F at 6:30, and evening worship at 7:30, with an official board meeting Tuesday and choir rehearsal Wednesday. Marvin Methodist has 7:30 worship at Whitewright.
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First Baptist Church
Dale Gore
S. S
Nursing Home
First Methodist Church
George Topper
Marvin Methodist
Whitewright
Presbyterian Church Worship Service At 11
Rev C C Dooley pastor leads a morning worship at the Presbyterian church at 11:00 with prayers hymns and sermon to follow.
Church Schedule Noted For Mrs Janice Hall
The pastor sits with Mrs Janice Hall guiding a Sunday School at 9 45. A worship service starts at 7 15 and a Wednesday prayer meeting follows at 7 30 p m.
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Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Schedule Minister Mynatt
The Church of Christ announces minister W. E. Mynatt and a schedule of Bible study at 10 a.m. worship and communion at 10 a.m. evening worship at 7 p.m. Bible study for all ages at 7:30 p.m. Services span morning and evening sessions.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Kentuckyown Baptist Church Sunday Schedule
Kentuckytown Baptist Church lists Rev. Bob Saylor as pastor with 10:00 Sunday School 7:00 Training Union and 7:45 Worship. Bethel Baptist Church lists Rev. Charles Pierce as pastor with 6:30 Training Union and 7:30 Worship service.
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Kentuckytown Baptist Church
Bob Saylor
Training Union
Bethel Baptist Church
Charles Pierce
Bethel W. M. A. Meets for Royal Service
The Jackie Shaw and Mary Dale Circles gathered at the Bethel church for a Royal Service program last Thursday night. Fifteen members and one visitor, Mrs. Bobby Kay McCartney, attended. After dismissal, they headed to the parsonage for a surprise birthday party for Ruby Cawthon, president of the W. M. U. A gift from members. A birthday cake with candles and homemade ice cream were served.
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Jackie Shaw
Mary Dale
Bobby Kay McCartney
Ruby Cawthon
Uncle Dan On Castor Oil And Diamonds In Washington
A reader from Tom Bean laments government stockpiles of castor oil and precious stones. He recalls a town meeting where figures showed 63 million karats of diamonds and 16 million karats of sapphires and rubies, plus 9.5 million pounds of castor oil rising to 148,172,191 pounds. Ed Doolittle quips about jewelry links and Medicare.
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Pentagon
Country Store
Ed Doolittle
Washington
Medicare
Uncle Dan’s Letter on Government Programs and Family Bills
In a humorous local letter, UNCLE DAN rants about taxes, Medicare bills, and Head Start funding. Ed complains his hospital bill left him to pay the first $40, Clem Webster defends the program, and Ed saves $2.80. The piece jokes that sellers joke about government aid and more aid for other programs, ending with a playful admonition about wives.
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Clem Webster
The
Great Society
Clem
Zeke Grubb
Bug Hookum
Bug
Uncle Dan
DPS Estimates 45 Traffic Deaths Over Holiday
Texas DPS plans over Labor Day to reduce highway dangers with 150 officers on the road. They will report traffic death totals three times daily and coordinate with TSA and private groups to aid drivers, promote caution, and provide services like rest stops and safe roadside assistance during the holiday period from Friday to Monday.
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Austin
Texas Department of Public Safety
Homer Garrison, Jr
DPS
Garrison
Department of Public Safety
Texas Safety Association
TSA
W. F
Bill) Leonard
Chambers of Commerce
Texas Highway Department
Texas
Texas Council of Safety Supervisors
Texas Motor Transportation Association
Fire destroys O K Feed Mill warehouse near Katy tracks
The 70 by 120 foot sheet metal grain warehouse owned by O K Feed Mill burned about 9 am Monday. Sonny Gosnell said the loss, including 4200 bushels of corn and 3100 bushels of oats, totaled 35000 dollars, partially insured. Firefighters protected a nearby church and other buildings.
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O. K
Sonny Gosnell
Katy
Kimbell Milling Co
Whitewright
Bells
Gosnell
Deaths of Frank Ethan Douglas former banker in Graham
Frank Ethan Douglas 82 former Whitewright banker died Sunday in a Fort Worth hospital. He lived in Graham for 32 years where he managed the Graham Mill & Elevator before retirement. A Weston native he came from Tom Bean to Whitewright and later served as vice-president of the First National Bank of Whitewright. He was a Rotarian and Methodist. his wife Bess Thomas preceded him in death. Funeral services were held in Graham, burial in Graham Cemetery.
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Frank Ethan Douglas
Whitewright
Fort Worth
Graham
Weston
Collin County
Douglas
First National Bank
Tom Bean
First National Bank of
Methodist Church
Bess Thomas
Graham Cemetery
Obituary: Gomer R. Ely of Littlefield dies at 67
Gomer Ray Ely 67 of Littlefield died Friday in a Littlefield hospital. Funeral and burial were held there Saturday. Born April 25 1900 in the Ely community near Whitewright he farmed in the Littlefield area for years. Survived by wife and two brothers Roy E. Ely of Belen NM and F Key Ely of Slaton.
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Gomer Ray Ely
Littlefield
Mr. Ely
Ely
Whitewright
Roy E. Ely
Belen
N. M
F. Key Ely
Slaton
Obituary: Raymond Clive Elliott 74 longtime Texan farmer
Raymond Clive Elliott 74 died at his Tom Bean home Tuesday night. Funeral services were pending at Barnheart Funeral Home. Born November 13, 1892 in Tennessee he was a World War I veteran and retired farmer. Survivors include his wife Ruth Gunn seven sons one daughter four brothers and 24 grandchildren.
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Raymond Clive Elliott
Tom Bean
Barnheart Funeral
Sun
Press
Tennessee
Walter N. Elliott
Ruth Gunn
David
Farmers Branch
John H
Arrington
Raymond
Long Beach
Calif
Hershell
Corpus Christi
Earl
Alamogordo
N.M
Dan
Burlington
Harry
Hawaii
Olene Wood
Cedar Hill
John C
Dod Elliott
Ed Elliott
Sulphur
Okla
Joe Elliott
van Alstyne
LBJ Health Reported Excellent on 59th Birthday
President Johnson is in excellent health, White House says after routine exams for his 59th birthday. Vice Admiral George Barkley reports no deviations from the norm and plans general physical fitness without any special concerns.
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Washington
Johnson
White House
George Barkley
Julius Caesar Birth Date Uncertain
The exact birth date of Julius Caesar is not known, with historical records offering debated estimates and no definitive day recorded by ancient sources. Scholars note conjecture places his birth in late July or early August, but no consensus exists.
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Julius Ceasar
Whitewright to vote on city council expansion Oct 3
Mayor Russell R Summers has called a city election for October 3 in Firemen's Hall to decide whether Whitewright should increase council members from two to five. A petition with 82 signatures prompted the vote. If approved, a second election will pick two councilmen to serve until April 1968 and one to serve until April 1969. The change alters annual city representation and follows talks with the Chamber of Commerce. State law requires 30 days notice.
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Russell R. Summers
Whitewright
Chamber of Commerce
Whitewright’s Oldest Business Man To Retire
Grover Stateville, Whitewright’s longtime garage and auto parts figure, sold his business last week to Larry Presley after a career spanning pre World War I start at Roberts Garage, service in World War I, and leadership as a solo operator since 1933. He and his wife Winnie Higginbotham have two children, James Stuteville of Richardson and Mrs. Jack Morton of Dallas.
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Grover Stateville
Grover
Roberts Garage
Whitewright
Bob Sears Ford Agency
Buell Spindle
Spindle
Larry Presley
Winnie Higginbotham
Howe
James Stuteville
Richardson
Jack Morton
Dallas
Record Number To Enroll In State's Schools
Texas public schools expect a record enrollment again this fall with 2,597,585 students in grades 1 12, up 47,000 from last year but first grade drops and a 50,000 fall in 1972 73. TEA notes birthrate decline and warns districts may need 8,000 more teachers.
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Austin
Texas Public Schools
Texas Education Agency
TEA
Texas
J. W. Edgar
Waurine Walker
Sun Wanted Prompt for Fast Results
A compact notice urging readers to seek or offer sun related services promising quick outcomes. The brief appeals to practical needs and emphasizes speed, efficiency, and reliability in obtaining sunlight or sunlit solutions.
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