The Spice of Life Funny Bar Banter and Brisk Exchanges
A jumble of quick vignettes shows barroom chatter about tongue burning after drinking and bridge gossip about a fur coat and a divorce. A New Yorker complains to a Native American about U S life costs, while a political debate ends with a sharp insult about powerful interests and a spouse.
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Helen
Jane
Susan
Nature Made Us Blind to Our Own Faults
A reflective quote noting that human imperfection is offset by a tendency to overlook personal faults, suggesting nature shaped our sight to our own flaws. The line implies self awareness is hindered by innate bias and limits of perception.
Perfection talk and weighty punchlines from a quick wit
Government examiner questions a paper accuracy cue while the assistant cites an extra answer. Jackie Gleason jokes about a weighing machine printing a later return. Vodka sales rise in the United States amid Cold War humor and conference jokes.
Dial says 1234567890 from outdoor booth
A caller in an outdoor booth answered an operator asking for the number. The operator noted it is on the dial and the voice replied that the dial shows 1234567890.
Debate on a Fountain of Youth Draws a Wry Verdict
A fifth grade class weighed the pros and cons of finding a fountain of youth. After listing advantages a boy quipped that the main drawback would be long lines for a drink at the source.
Spirit communication joke between widow and widower
A lighthearted exchange features a spiritualist claiming to hear the wife’s spirit and a widower quipping that he hears the knock again. The banter plays on spiritualist tropes and grieving humor.
Presbyterian Missionary Society Meeting Recap
The Presbyterian Missionary Society met Monday at Mrs. Floyd Bassett home with Mrs. Bill Holloway presiding. Mrs. T A Gray led the program. Ruth Cox read minutes and led a devotional from Psalm 46. The group heard poems and readings including The Tapestry Weavers Acres of Diamonds and House By the Side of the Road. Meeting closed with The Lord's Prayer. refreshments served to eight members. Next meeting May 8 in Mrs. W J Barbee home. One therm of gas equals 100000 BTU and can cook about 1000 doughnuts.
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The
Presbyterian Missionary Society
Floyd Bassett
Bill Holloway
T. A. Gray
Ruth Cox
T. E. Sears
Africa
Diamonds
Holloway
Fred Cook
W. J. Barbee
C. C. Dooley
Play Day Set By Riding Club
The Whitewright Riding Club will hold its first Play Day of the season on Sunday April 16 at the Whitewright arena with poles flag race barrels and a two horse relay. Age groups 0 10 11 15 16 21 women 22 plus and men 22 plus. Entry 50c. Start 1 pm. Prizes include trophies buckles and ribbons. Grand prize club trophy and best entry trophy. Jan Bilmer is Sweetheart for the club. spectators welcome free. Uniformed members will ride in the Dallas All-Star Rodeo grand entry at Fair Park Coliseum Thursday night. Jan Vandevers is sweetheart.
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Whitewright Riding Club
Whitewright
Jan Bilmer
Dallas
Fair Park Coliseum
Jan Vandevers
First Baptist Church Weekly Schedule under Rev Dale Gore
The First Baptist Church led by Rev Dale Gore lists a week of activities starting Thursday April 13 at 7 00 pm with Brotherhood and Friday at 7 00 pm with Intermediate Training Union Hayride Saturday 7 00 pm Junior Choir wiener roast Sunday 9 00 am S S at Nursing Home 9 55 Bible study 11 00 Worship 5 15 Primary and Jr Choirs 6 00 Training 7 00 Worship Monday 9 00 am WMU Prayer Retreat Lake Lavon Tuesday 4 00 pm Sunbeams and G A s Wednesday 7 00 pm Prayer service 7 45 pm Church Choir rehearsal Thursday April 20 7 00 pm Fidelis Class social.
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First Baptist Church
Dale Gore
Brotherhood
Intermediate Training Union
S. S
Nursing Home
Marvin Methodist Church Services and Events
Rev. George Topper pastors Marvin Methodist Church with morning worship at 10, Sunday School at 11, evening worship at 7, and a 7 30 covered dish supper plus quarterly conference.
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George Topper
Methodist Church
Marvin
W.S.C.S
Gainesville
Methodist and Assembly of God Church Schedule
Sunday School at 10:00 and 9:45, worship at 11:00. Methodist services include M. Y. F. at 6:00 and 7:00, W.S.C.S. at 2:30, and choir at 7:00 led by Pastor C. C. Dooley. Assembly of God led by Mrs. Janice Hall with 11:00 service and 7:15, Wednesday prayer at 7:30.
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C. C. Dooley
Assembly OF God Church
Janice Hall
Church of Christ Bible Study and Worship Schedule
Minister W. E. Mynatt leads a Church of Christ service lineup with Bible study at 10 a.m. Worship and communion at 11:00 a.m. Evening worship at 7:00 p.m. Bible study for all ages at 7:30 p.m.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Kentucky town Baptist Church Sunday Schedule
Rev. Bob Saylor serves as pastor with a 7 00 training union followed by a 7 45 worship service at the Kentucky town Baptist Church.
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Kentuckytown Baptist Church
Bob Saylor
Training Union
Bethel Baptist Church Service Schedule
Rev. Charles Pierce presides with Training Union at 6 30 and Worship Service at 7 30. The Bethel Baptist Church announces the evening program led by Pastor Pierce.
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Bethel Baptist Church
Charles Pierce
How to remove tar from washable fabric
To remove tar from washable material, cover the spot with lard, butter, sweet oil, or kerosene. Roll and let it lay for several hours. Shake out and then rub the spot between fingers before washing with the rest of the clothes in the usual manner.
Rain Delivers Early Fall in Whitewright Area
A heavy storm last Sunday night and Monday brought early rain to the region. Whitewright reports two inches at the water pump station gauge while Harold Doss records two and one half inches at his home.
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Hank
Whitewright
Harold Doss
Deaths in Bonham Funeral for Joe Herd 77
Funeral services were held at 2 30 p m Sunday in Bonham for Joe Herd 77 who died Friday in the Savoy Rest Home Burial was in Willow Wild Cemetery Bonham He was the father of Mrs Clyde Little who lived in Whitewright before moving to Bells three years ago Other survivors are two sons Willie and Orville Herd both of Bonham two daughters Mrs Bob Jasper of Richardson and Mrs Earl Barker of Garland 12 grandchildren and three great grandchildren.
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Bonham
Joe Herd
Savoy Rest Home
Willow Wild Cemetery
Clyde Little
Whitewright
Bells
Willie
Orville Herd
Bob Jasper
Richardson
Earl Barker
Garland
Whitewright native Robert Douglass dies in Amarillo
Robert Kelsie Douglass aged 79 of Whitewright died last week in Amarillo where he was buried. A retired barber born in Whitewright in 1888, he lived much of his life in the region before his passing.
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Robert Kelsie Douglass
Whitewright
Amarillo
Mr. Douglass
U S Payrolls In Texas Hit 1.28 Billion In 1966
Texas federal defense payrolls totaled 1.28 billion dollars for the year ending June 30 1966 per the University of Texas Bureau of Business Research. Texas ranked second among states in military and defense agency payrolls with about 175000 personnel receiving more than 800 million annually. Air force payrolls were the largest, and only California exceeded Texas in total defense incomes.
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Austin
Texas
University of Texas Bureau of Business Research
Air Force
California
Texans for Traffic Safety warns on right of way
Failure to yield right of way figured in 10 percent of fatal rural Texas accidents last year per the Department of Public Safety. Texans for Traffic Safety cautions drivers not to rely on others to act safely. Egyptian advertising over 4000 years old has been discovered.
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Texas
Department of Public Safety
New Math and Education Grading Sparks Local Talk
Saturday night chatter at the store covers education reforms in broad terms. Residents discuss grading systems from A to 10 A and the shift toward curve scores, with jokes about households misunderstanding report cards and the Great Society’s planned costs, including the Freedom Budget of 185 billion dollars.
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Everthing
Zeke Grubb
Washington
Tornado Safety Practice Urged By Garrison
Col Homer Garrison Jr, director of the Texas Department of Public Safety, urges Texans to review tornado safety precautions noting April through June are peak months. Texas leads the nation in annual tornadoes with an average of 80.7 based on 1,210 confirmed events from 1951 to 1965. He calls for schools churches hospitals hotels businesses and industries to establish emergency plans and says proper action can mean life or death. A tornado safety circular is available from local Civil Defense offices.
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Austin
Homer Garrison, Jr
Texas Department of Public Safety
Garrison
Civil Defense
Texas plankwood truck fuels local annual business
The operation of a single Texas plapwood truck sustains about $25,000 in annual business for the community, highlighting its economic impact and local employment potential.
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Texas
Funds Available For All Students Says Commission
Washington report quotes Peter Muirhead associate education commissioner and Harold Howe II as saying federal aid makes college affordable for every capable American. They cite scholarships guaranteed loans and jobs with 1 175 000 students expected to receive aid in 1967 68 versus 900 000 in 1966 67 and 500 000 previously.
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Washington
Peter Muirhead
Associate Education Commission
Muirhead
Crocheting Scraps Create Colorful Dish Rag Gifts
Local crafter uses leftover spools of crocheting thread to crochet vibrant dish rags. The handmade items serve as pretty kitchen accessories and appealing gift or bazaar pieces.
X Ray Unit to Visit Whitewright and Grayson County
The mobile X-ray unit of the Texas Tuberculosis Association will visit Whitewright on Tuesday April 18 from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. It will also go to Bells April 19 Van Alstyne April 17 Denison April 20 21 22 and Sherman April 24 25 26. Free chest X rays and reading reports will be mailed later. The service aims to detect tuberculosis and also reveals heart and other chest disorders.
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Texas Tuberculosis Association
Whitewright
Grayson County
Bells
van Alstyne
Denison
Sherman
Kentuckytown W M U Meets on The First and Twentieth Century Churches
The Kentuckytown W M U gathered at Delores Speigel’s home on April 6 to discuss The First and Twentieth Century Churches. President Mrs P H Connell led the program and dismissal prayer with participants Mrs Pearl Hickson Mrs Royce Salyer Mrs J C Whipple Delores Speigel and Mrs Billy Morse. A business session followed and refreshments were served. The next meeting is set for April 20 at the Community Center at 10 a m with a luncheon before the program.
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Kentuckytown
Delores Speigel
P. H. Connelly
Pearl Hickson
Royce Salyer
J. C. Whipple
Billy Morse
Tourists Spend Over $1 Billion in Texas in 1966
Governor Connally announced that visitors spent more than $1 billion in Texas during 1966, the first time such a total was reached. The figure reflects state agency and private sector efforts and excludes Texas residents traveling within the state. experts say domestic spending could add another billion.
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Carrizo Springs
John Connally
Texas
Texas Highway Development
Texas Tourist Development Agency
Texas Tourist Council
Connally
Whitewright C of C Banquet Friday Night
The Whitewright Chamber of Commerce will hold a banquet Friday April 14 at 7 00 pm in the High School Gymnasium. Tickets are sold by local supporters and at Walker Pharmacy. Guest speaker Dr Earle Williams of Dallas will address the gathering with a musical program by Larry Guess and Group.
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Whitewright Chamber of Commerce
Whitewright
Herman Philley
Bill Dyer
Clint Hennig
Don Williams
David Johnson
Sonny Gosnell
Philip Earnheart
Larry Pressley
Lloyd Alexander
Calvin Whiteley
Walker Pharmacy
Earle Williams
Dallas
Larry Guess
Chamber of Commerce
One-a-Month Pill Aims to End Daily Birth Control
Parade Magazine notes Dr. Robert B. Greenblatt of the Medical College of Georgia reports a one-a-month contraceptive using estrogen and progesterone showing no pregnancies in 138 trials among 40 women. The approach aims to replace daily pills with monthly or longer-acting methods, including implants and injections, as exemplified by plans in Ohio with medroxyprogesterone every three months.
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Robert B. Greenblatt
Medical College of Georgia
Greenblatt
Georgia
Edwin Zartman
Planned Parenthood Committee
Columbus
Ohio
Memory Lane 1922 and 1927 Whitewright notes
April 6 1922 reports a young men's prayer meeting with officers Fitz Bryant W M Morgan Roscoe Pace and Jim Pink Montgomery. March 22 marriage of Jim Sears and Marjorie Moore. deaths of John D Blanton and R W Pointer. April 7 1927 items include Mrs J W Wilson chairing Better Homes Committee and local deaths Cecil Max Bradley James R Andrews 85. City of Whitewright buys land. Planters Gin to be rebuilt. Sherman meeting results list with multiple first places in debates essays declamation spelling and tennis and track point winners. Roland Cox leads with 16 points.
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Fitz Bryant
W. M. Morgan
Roscoe Pace
Jim Pink Montgomery
Jim Sears
Marjorie Moore
J. W. Wilson
Better Homes Committee
Cecil Max Bradley
A. G. Bradley
James R. Andrews
Lucian Andrews
Whitewright
J. M. Sturdivant
Sherman
Madge Sears
Clyde Johnson
Lloyd Stowers
Edwin Fulton
Louise Gladden
Dorothy LaRoe
Spelling
Evelyn Cummings
Georgia Jones
Lytle Biggerstaff
Marie Thrasher
Dick Montgomery
Vestal buys Vaughn Service Station in 1932
April 7 1932 report notes W R Vestal purchasing Vaughn Service Station. D H Thrasher runs for constable. Enterprise Quilting Club meets Mrs J B Burris. A Tom Bean resident W M Welch wed Miss Louise Sears on Nov 28. Cull Reeves offers cleaning and pressing services at low prices. White Wright schools reps win three major cups in Gray Son Co Interscholastic League.
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W. R. Vestal
Vaughn
D. H. Thrasher
Enterprise Quilting Club
J. B. Burris
W. M. Welch
Tom Bean
Louise Sears
Cull Reeves
Whitewright
Grayson Co
30 Years Ago: April 8 1937 Whitewright Idaho items
Paul Stephens received a $20 check from an insurance sales contest. A 1935 Ford owned by Jesse Blakely was badly damaged by fire Tuesday night. Mrs. Zora Binion died at Pilot Grove last Thursday at age 78. Vocational agriculture boys from Whitewright listed to represent at Texas A&M include Billy Smith William H Harrison Charles Howard James Hoyt Clathorn Morris Wilson Billy Pritchett Merriwell Vineyard Roscoe Brown and Granvolee Hansard.
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Paul Stephens
Ford
Jesse Blakely
Zora Binion
Pilot Grove
Whitewright
Texas A&m
Billy Smith
William H. Harrison
Charles Howard
James Hoyt Clathorn
Morris Wilson
Billy Pritchett
Merriwell Vineyard
Roscoe Brown
Granvolee Hansard
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