Westville Herald May 7 1903 oddities and notes
A miscellany of items from Westville Indiana includes jokes about politics and society, comments on Roosevelt and foreign affairs, local anecdotes, a failed fruit crop due to frost, a court case verdict for a child damages, and notes on Mrs Sarah Wilkinson Martin’s legal actions. The column mentions other regional affairs and humorous quips about national headlines.
Good Printing at Fair Prices in Westville Indicator
The Indicator promotes honest, fair pricing for all print work in Westville, denying graft or underpricing. It claims to match legitimate competition, pay workers well, and keep most business local, while warning against out of town drummers seeking favors.
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Manchuria
Central Missouri Exchange
Westville
William Horner Declared Legally Dead if Unseen by May Term
William Horner who has been mysteriously missing for years may be declared legally dead if he does not appear before the May term of court. The notice indicates the legal action hinges on his nonappearance within the specified period.
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William Horner
Scott's Emulsion Proclaims Health Benefits in Modern Ad
An advertisement for Scott's Emulsion claims it nourishes fortifies and strengthens the body to fight coughs and illnesses. It touts benefits for run down or emaciated individuals and markets the product as a nourishing food medicine available from druggists for 0 and 1.00. The copy is signed ScoTT & BOWNE New York.
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Rochester
Rochester Republican
Scott & Bowne
New York
Husband's swift blouse purchase defies fashion rules
A Berlin husband, eager to shop for his wife, insisted on a silk blouse costing 30 to 40 marks but refused to specify color, size, or cut. The shop assistant pressed for guidance, noting the absurdity of buying for a wife while claiming no preferences. The anecdote, cited from the London Telegraph, highlights comedic gendered shopping dynamics.
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Berlin
London Telegraph
Shifting Floors and Open Shops in Japan
London Standard surveys Japanese commerce, noting floors serve as counters, minimal shopfronts, and open interiors. It contrasts foreigners buying curios from Europeans or Chinese traders, and labels Japanese shopkeepers as a low class with rigid social bows and distinct language etiquette.
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England
Tokyo
Berlin
Japan
London Standard
Not Bothered by Jestful Guests at Lunatic Asylum Chaplain
A German clergyman traveling stops at a hotel popular with wits. They mock him at dinner, but he remains calm. When pressed, he reveals he is the chaplain of a lunatic asylum, and the jests fail to affect him.
Russian 100 ruble banknote described with Catharine I vignette
The 100 ruble note is described as rainbow tinted from top to bottom with a prism effect. A bold central black depiction shows Empress Catherine I in relief. Other engravings are simple yet well executed in dark brown and black inks.
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Russia
Catherine I
Belated Kindness on the Street Car
A brief scene from Chicago Journal shows Mr. Smith offering his seat to Mrs. Jones who declines, saying she will get off at the next corner, and both agreeing to exit together. The incident captures late 19th or early 20th century urban courtesy.
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Mr. Smith
Mrs. Jones
Chicago Journal
Hypocrisy Becomes Necessity for Those Living Scandalously
A provocative remark notes that in a lifestyle marked by scandal, duplicity may become a practical disguise. It presents a cynical view on moral pretense as a social coping mechanism.
Wall Street Banks Can Raise Large Funds Rapidly
A New York Mail and Express report quotes an officer of a major bank noting Wall Street facilities can raise 5 to 6 million dollars in an hour and 25 million in twenty four hours for safe deals. Banks are linked to provide almost unlimited resources for large financing despite not one bank alone.
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Wall Street
London
New York Mail and Express
Pictures and the Eye by Sir Thomas Lawrence
Sir Thomas Lawrence praises a young artist and warns against vulgar Flemish sketches. He urges high art, suggesting if oil paintings are unaffordable one should study fine engravings or refrain from wall decor. He links eye habits to moral and taste development, urging purity and grandeur.
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Thomas Lawrence
Royal Academy
Ether Drinking In Russia Fatal Ether Tragedy
A Russian incident reports a farmer celebrating a wedding consumed two pailfuls of ether. While decanting, an explosion killed six children and seriously injured an adult, with fourteen others injured. The British Medical Journal notes widespread ether abuse in Russia and parts of East Prussia.
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Russia
East Prussia
Trossno
Legacy Spendthrift Lobster Plan Ended in Saltless Failure
A garmand with a passion for shellfish inherited a fortune and estate. He extravagantly spent the legacy trying to acclimatize lobsters in a river on his property, forgetting the water was not salt. The tale is recounted in H Barry's Ivan at Home.
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Garmand
Short Great Men and the Shape of Brains
The piece compares Cromwell Claverhouse and Mehemet Ali as brained rivals and links them to Napoleon Bonaparte. It notes Napoleon's height around five feet one and a half inches English, the Iron Duke taller by about six inches, and Nelson at about five feet four, placing him between victor and vanquished at Waterloo.
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Oliver Cromwell
Claverhouse
Mehemet Ali
Napoleon Bonaparte
le Petit
Iron Duke
Nelson
Waterloo
After It. Din ner Visitor and the Office Boy Exchange
A visitor asks if the employer will be in after dinner and the office boy replies laconicly that he went out after one cause. The joke hinges on the boy’s clever dodge and a wry observation about social welfare and jail needs. The quote from Judge and the Boston Transcript frames the remark as a social critique.
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Boston Transcript
Dr Kilmer Swamp Root Kidney Remedy Ad
The print ad promotes Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root as a great kidney remedy promising relief from kidney and heart related symptoms. It urges diagnosing kidney trouble first and offers a free pamphlet and sample by mail from Binghamton New York. It states lesions include aches pains and rheumatism from uric acid and urges purchase from druggists in fifty cent and one dollar sizes.
Kokomo mill runs two shifts to meet demand
Indiana papers noted the Kokomo steel wire rod and nail mill faced pressure from steel trusts. The company responded by operating day and night shifts to fulfill orders. The piece also mentions Mr. Bryan predicting reforms if the Democrats gain full control and counters that reforms ten years ago did not end Republican power.
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Indiana
Kokomo
Steel Trusts
Mr. Bryan
Democratic Party
Republican Party
Bryan
Economic push for public improvements and advertising
The piece argues for using purse strings wisely toward modern improvements and vigorous advertising to attract business. It compares a town to a merchant who must invest in ink and up-to-date presence to draw investors and expand trade.
Benson's Plasters Touted As Superior Remedy
Winter claims for Benson's Plasters promise quick relief from coughs and chest congestion. The ad asserts rapid action on the chest or back, with cures for lung and bronchial issues, and cites awards, physician endorsements, and nationwide availability for 25 cents each.
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Benson’s
Benson’s Planters
Benbury & Johnson, Mfg
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