Dog refuses toast pork at home puzzle dialogue
A humorous exchange questions a dog's appetite for toast pork. One speaker laments that his wife’s pet dog will not eat the dish, while another insists their fondness remains intact.
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Newspaper
Westville Indicator
Location
Westville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jan 18, 1912
Page
4
A humorous exchange questions a dog's appetite for toast pork. One speaker laments that his wife’s pet dog will not eat the dish, while another insists their fondness remains intact.
An elderly man who claimed to have spent his life golfing at earth asks Saint Peter for entry. Peter questions his understanding of golf as he examines a ball, then denies entry for not knowing the basic rule to keep eye on the ball and follow through.
A young girl endures a long sermon by a famed preacher known for a whispered breath. After three pauses the child tells her mother the preacher will not stop, and she declares in a falsetto that the preacher has blown himself up again.
An advertisement touts CREAM OF RYE as healthful and energizing for breakfast and claims it lowers living costs. It promises a free Silver Spoon in every package and urges readers to ask their grocer for a package.
A buyer asks a mill supplies dealer if they stock boxing gloves and expresses intent to purchase. The exchange centers on mill supply shop inventory and a specific boxing glove request.
The advertisement states Cole’s Carboni salve stops the hurt from a burn or cut and aids quick healing to prevent scars. It lists prices 25c and 50c and offers free samples by writing J. W. Cole & Co. Black River Falls Wisconsin.
Museum patrons express frustration over funding and exhibits while an aged curator remarks that hardship has always been part of the institution's history. The exchange frames a broader debate about preservation versus modernization.
Advertises Hamlins Wizard Oil as a cure for consumption caused by neglected colds. Claims the medicine can be rubbed into the chest to draw out inflammation and save lives.
A brief note observes some individuals fixate on optimism to the exclusion of counterpoints. It suggests balanced perspective may be rare among those who habitually focus on positive aspects.
An advertisement touts Tr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets as a sugar coated stomach liver and bowels regulator and invigorator. Described as tiny granules that are easy to take as candy and intended to boost digestive health.
A concise note observes that some individuals struggle to act gracefully even when idle, illustrating a common social tension between composure and constant activity. The remark underscores how personal demeanor colors perceptions of everyday conduct in public spaces.
A terse opinion notes that outspoken talk often fails to hit the target, suggesting that blunt rhetoric does not guarantee success or truth.
An advertisement notes Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children Teething softens gums reduces inflammation and eases pain. It markets a 25cc bottle as a remedy for wind colic and teething discomfort.
Norvell of Norvell Shapleigh Hardware in St Louis argues parcels post would drive customers from stores and concentrate trade in cities. H L Laird of Minneapolis echoed calls for regulation of express companies and railroads to avoid extortion. The post would hurt small merchants and grape growers heated a short course ending with leaders elected and a $50 honor offered to Prof Christie.
The Indiana state board of health passed a resolution backing broader housing legislation, signaling a major push after the 1911 defeat. The plan aims to extend tenement rules beyond cities to all state buildings and emphasizes sanitation, light, and ventilation. The board condemned three unsafe buildings in Jackson Township Putnam County Fredericksburgh schoolhouse Washington County and the eight room Lagrange school building.
IL Newt Brown, president of the state board of agriculture, named the executive committee to serve until the next reorganization. The list includes Oscar Hadley of Plainfield, John C. Haines of Hockport, John L. Thompson of Gas City, and Clem Graves of Bunker Hill. Department superintendents cover admissions to amusements, grandstand, speed, horses, cattle, swine, sheep, poultry, horticulture and more with several Indiana towns represented.
Figures by Charles A. Greathouse show high school teachers averaging 4.41 dollars per day in 1910 1911 grade teachers 3 28 district teachers 2 78 all figures are estimates value of school property 40 697 776 02 taxables 1 732 079 859 70 polls 428 327 school tax 6 871 525 61 library volumes 1 254 304 books read 1 990 744 new volumes 102 592 Young People’s Reading Circle members 83 281 township institutes 6 998 payments to teachers 252 533 70.
Dr J N Hurty secretary of the state board of health plans a circular urging parents to stop children waiting at country crossroads for late hacks Instead they should walk toward the school building Standing in the cold is deadly he says Two complaints from Snirley and Liberty report children forced to walk a half mile in snow to meet hacks and ride two miles in unheated vehicles A third notice says several schools in Kosciusko county closed due to lack of heat.
Indiana Veterinary Medical Association completes its sixteenth annual meeting at Indiana University Purdue University Indianapolis. Dr R A Craig of Purdue presents a hog cholera serum study while vets note the serum is experimental and requires time to master use as tuberculin testing did.
A farmer recalls meeting a friend who asks how he fared at the police court. The reply: Nobbut middlin, they fined me. He notes the tale repeats from last year and the year before about the same dog and says the authorities have not been consistent.
A Kentucky resident details a four year battle with a burning itchy rash that spread across arms neck body and feet. After three doctors failed to help and months of pain the person used Cuticura Soap Ointment and Resolvent for four months and was cured. a promotion offers samples and a 32 page booklet from Cuticura in Boston.
Michael Casey, a longtime San Francisco politician, addressed a labor meeting saying the workers are the roots and trunk of the city’s tree while officials are the branches. A member in back quipped that all the fruit grows on the branches.
Louis N Parker replies to a neighbor actress who teases a young woman about her costly gown. He jokes that she is a "stripling" to imply her youth. The moment highlights Parker's ready wit at a social gathering.
A witty exchange about marriage and wealth contrasts haste with leisure as a fiancé remarks his fortune grants time to marry.
A humorous quip contrasts men's cheers with wives' kisses at national conventions. The remark notes two kinds of suffragettes, the unhappily married and the unhappily unmarried, reflecting playful gender stereotypes in political discourse.
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