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The Right Thing at the Right Time and Gate of Heaven Parody
A two part feature compares a humorous poem about Maggie and Jiggs at St Peter’s gate with a dating etiquette column. The verse sketches Maggie and Jiggs seeking admission and a punchline about Jiggs’ fate, followed by marital meeting etiquette advice on where to meet and how early to arrive for outings.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Maggie
Jiggs
Golden Gate
St. Peter
Golden Stair
Hevenly Land
Hell
George Bradshaw
Pere Marquette Magazine
McClure Newspaper Syndicate