Wa shington Gazette Snippets of world irony and humor
A collection of witty items and quick takes from Washington and beyond. Topics span politics, finance, marriages, strikes, and social quirks with quips about Ban Johnson, Carnegie, and the sultan. Includes jokes on elections, royalty, insurance, and daily life observations.
Unlucky Stuarts and Cromwell’s Rising Shadow
In a tumult of Civil War memory and romance, the scene shifts between a Yorkist lady’s haunting insistence on old loyalties and the burning, intimate recollections of Cromwell’s triumphs. Doctor Verity travels to Swaffham with news of Israel Swaffham and Cromwell’s campaigns, as Jane’s hopeful courage sparks renewed ties and a symbolic embrace of leadership ahead of Edinburgh.
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Derick
Dunbar
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Cluny Neville
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Israel
Lambert
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Ely
Cromwell
Naseby
Swaffham Orator Calls Men to Duty In Civil Strife
At Swaffham a large audience heard Dr. Verity urge wealthy youths to forgo farms and shops, to shoulder arms, and travel to York with him to rally support. Acton, Calthorpe, Fermor, and others pledged to heed the call, while Neve’s delayed arrival cast doubt on London delays and Cromwell’s orders.
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Squire Acton
Fermor
Calthorpe
Charmington
Garnier
Candice
John Verity
Hen Acton
Doctor Verity
Swaffham Market Cross
Dr. Verity
York
Neville
London
Neve
Jane
Matilda
Dearie
Stephen
George Cupping
Tobe
England's Kingmaking Power Echoed In Bold Claim
A dramatic speech declares England can create and depose kings, as a man boasts of ruling with stern bravado. He finishes by lighting a candle and storming to his room, leaving a tense mood in the corridor.
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Carnegie
Venezuela
Tor
A. Hamid
Seral Humayun
Constantinople
England
Blue Jay Profanity Reveals Bird’s Nut Cracking Rage
An Academy of Natural Sciences ornithologist notes that blue jays swear only during nut cracking. He describes the bird perching on a fence rail, striking a hickory shell with force, often missing and uttering hoarse oaths that resemble human anger.
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Academy of Natural Sciences
New Electric Furnaces to Be Built in Tennessee
Three electric furnaces are to be built in Tennessee each with an 8000 horsepower plant. They will operate independently of the steel trust but in harmony with other plants planned across the South and West. Also noted is a French academic change as Duc De Loubat funds a chair of American antiquities at the College of France.
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England
Oliver
Elizabeth ‘Tudor Senk
Gaius
Ont
John Milton
London
Toasily Park
Jane
Matilda
Anon
Tennessee
Steel Trust
T&e
Duc de Loubat
College of France
Eau Claire
Wis
Pinknan
Lydia E. Pinkham
First Ave
Erie
Lydia E. Pinkhath
Dividing history into six biblical pages and modern armor claims
Ecclesiastical authorities segment history into six periods from Adam to Noah and to Christ, while a historical note cites a new silk textile armor. The piece claims only steel Austrian Mannlicher rifle bullets can pierce this fabric, offering protection against revolver bullets and saber cuts.
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Adam
Noah
Abraham
David
Judah
Christ
Siz
Mannlicher
M. Szcezepanik
Defiance Starch Ad Promises More Value
An old advertisement urges trying Defiance Starch with a money back promise. It claims the product offers one third more for the same price and will not stick to the front, inviting readers to return it to the dealer if displeased.
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Sultan
A Cosmopolitan Education by Henry Norman
Henry Norman English M P was born and educated in England. He studied with a French tutor, graduated at Harvard, then pursued two years of postgraduate study at Leipzig University.
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Austria
Henry Norman
England
France
Harvard
Leipzig University
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