Innocent at Large in Seattle 1900
A Philadelphia youth visiting the Seattle exposition buys a gift for his mother. After paying four bits for a small item he later adds four horse bits, remarking that Westerners use bits for money, as reported by the Cleveland Leader.
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God Bless Us Every One in Riley Poem Reflection
A reflective verse excerpt presents Tiny Tim’s Christmastide plea for universal blessing. The narrator centers on Tim’s simple, yet expansive compassion and innate dignity, highlighting empathy across creeds and society.
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Misquoted lines spark laughter in Kensington school
A Kensington elementary class finds humor as a 4th grade pupil misquotes poetry during elocution. He mixes two poets, altering lines to say Oh, woman, in our hours of ease and other phrases, provoking amusement among students and teachers.
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Philadelphia Times
A Humorous Tale From Southern Wit About Eyes
A southron pair entertains an English visitor with a tale about Yarrow a supposedly dishonest man jailed after Brown’s testimony. Brown later travels to Baltimore for eye surgery and a lurid rumor spreads that the doctor removed Brown’s eyes and a cat ate them. The Englishman fears the cat in the room during the operation.
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Lippincott’s
The Highest Court In The United States Court Says No Appeal
Tom Bagnell served as justice of the peace in Altman described as the country’s highest incorporated town at 12 000 feet. He fined a disorderly character 10 dollars plus costs. The fined man planned an appeal but the court proclaimed this the highest court in the United States and denied any appeal.
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Altman
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Prisoner Escaped and a Tale at Reading Window
Old colored Joe, longtime man of all work for the Gordons, visits Reading. He tells of Harve Gordon being shot in Fort Smith and a penitentiary sentence that did not last. The tale ends with Joe remarking how the national monthly influenced events.
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Clerical Conundrum On Desert Sandwiches
A witty clerical quip recalls Archbishop Whately asking why a man cannot starve in the desert and answering that there is sand to eat. The joke contends that Noah sent Ham and his line grew into the sandwiches’ origin.
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North Pole supper by bohemians ends with pemmican cake
A New York Herald item recalls a quirky party where guests were served pemmican cake. The improvised dish used beef hung to air two weeks, ground with raisins and sugar, then covered in tallow. The guest muses about eating boots as a substitute.
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North Pole
New York Herald
Button in the Plate Aims at Hidden Hypocrisy
A Washington man attends church with his son as a missionary sermon portrays naked savages. After the collection, the boy notices his father puts in a suspender button and asks why. The father praises the boy’s attention while revealing a joke on charity and selective piety.
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Tropics
Eminence Through Self Improvement Not by Undermining Others
A reflective aphorism urges individuals to pursue personal excellence and the pleasure of superiority, whether real or imagined, without harming others’ happiness or progress. It emphasizes self improvement as the path to fulfillment.
Prisoner Accepts Pledge For Life Then Laughs At It
A judge administers a life pledge but jokes the man will start with a year first. The prisoner, known as a regular offender, quips that he always takes the pledge for life, prompting a lenient yet firm rebuke.
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House of Correction
Senator Frye’s Fishing Luck Tale
Senator Frye’s fishing visit to Eastport Maine ended with a brisk bite from mosquitoes. A family hosted Frye and visitors arranging fishing gear in a wagon. Frye returned after hours with a sunburned face and stories of bites.
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Two Irishmen Share Bed and Bottle in Dublin
Pat and Mike, two Irishmen staying at a Dublin hotel, share a bed and a bottle of whisky. Pat quietly empties the bottle while Mike sleeps. Waking later, Mike searches in the dark, asks what he is looking for, and Pat points to the bottle corner as the source.
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Pat
Mike
Home Course in Poultry Keeping by Hastings
January to December outline for maintaining a laying flock with monthly tasks. Emphasizes tight houses with ventilation, water at non-freezing temps, green food supply, and careful handling of broodiness, incubation, and pest control. Highlights seasonal feeding, egg collection, and market timing for various breeds and ages.
Star Theatre Matinees Begin May 21 in Wade and Canfield WA
Star Theatre announces matinees from 2 to 5 p m Saturdays starting May 21 and continuing through summer. The venue at southwest square corner invites country visitors and offers separate ladies and couples seating. New motion picture machine to be installed by the 21st promises high quality, clean shows in Washington.
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Star Theatre
Washington
W. Cor. Square
Wade & Canfield
Electric Bitters for Ladies Health Revealed in Ad
An advertisement praises Electric Bitters as the remedy for nervous exhausted women. It claims relief for melancholy, loss of appetite, headaches, insomnia, constipation, fainting and dizziness, citing thousands of satisfied users and a 5 cent price. J E Lemmon Lemmon's Pharmacy guarantees satisfaction.
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J. E. Lemmon
Lemmon
Bridegroom Killed by Dagger at Serbia Wedding
Sava Todorovitch died on his wedding day in Verbitsa Servia when an accidental dagger blade from a friend pierced his heart during the celebration. The tragedy shocked witnesses as the ceremony proceeded with mournful tones.
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Verbitsa
Servia
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