Stomachaches and Hygiene Lessons Across Maturing Palates
A humorous reflection on the harsh rules of eating learned late in life. The piece contrasts boyhood misadventures with adult stomach woes, noting odd food pairings and the stubbornness of the stomach. It ends with a wish for a lasting stomach lining to spare future decades from discomfort.
War zone to wordsmiths the war ends in verse
In a humorous poem, war memory fades as writers take over battlefronts of language. The piece contrasts shattered fields with pages and praises peaceful craft, noting the shift from artillery to nouns and verbs. It evokes Teutons and Serbs no longer fighting, now replaced by scribes drafting in fearless, warlike prose.
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Bill
Gott
Hinden
Lindley Murray
Weather Man Keeps Streets Clean After Rainy Night
A Saturday night rain washed several tons of black Iowa oil from the pavement leaving streets clean and shining. The column compares the weather man to street sprinkler and notes German soldiers selling iron crosses as souvenirs to American soldiers.
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Jim Casey
Iowa
Calif Addressing Abbreviation Confusion Noted by Post Office
The Post Office cautions writers to use Calif. when addressing friends in the far western state to avoid letters going astray due to confusion with Cal.
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Chautauqua Lecture Platform Claim Sparks Old-World Toasts
In a spirited exchange, a speaker announces plans to take the Chautauqua lecturing platform, declaring readiness and ambition. Acknowledgments are promised for supporters, with hints of past discussions and a firm resolve to present a memorable address.
Cleopatra swallows pearl in vinegar in bold boast
Side Lights on History recounts Cleopatra dissolving a magnificent pearl in vinegar and swallowing it. Bystanders question the display while Cleopatra shrugs that posterity will call it paste. She endures indigestion afterward in silence.
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Cleopatra
Red Cross Clothing Drive Amid European War Suffering
This week the Red Cross takes clothing donations for war sufferers in liberated European districts. Headquarters are set in the Hollingsworth room at the northeast corner of the square.
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Red Cross
Europe
Hollingsworth
Would-be assassin misses Trotzky by inch
A would-be shooter aimed at Leon Trotzky, missing him by a narrow margin, in a bid to retaliate against the Bolshevik leader.
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Leon Trotzky
Wry World War Wariness and Civic Hope Echo Iowa Voices
A collage of Iowa editorials and opinions critiques war indemnities and German casualties, praising calm steady work and prudent policy. It cites sentiment on roads and everyday life, and urges the average man to shoulder national responsibility.
Educating the Merchant to Advertise and Press Snippets
A collage of editorial notes from George Miller of the Republican Standard urges bright readable papers and frequent ad updates to boost local merchants while clipping successful ads. Miscellaneous quotes criticize misleading signs and joking commentary on dancing and music in public settings.
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George Miller
Republican Standard
Irwin
Iowa Clay Products Company incorporation notice
Notice from Washington Iowa that Iowa Clay Products Company is incorporated under Iowa law with principal office in Washington County. Articles set capital stock at 100000 dollars, 100 dollar shares, start when 50000 subscribed. Board of five directors, officers named, stockholders meeting third Tuesday January, 2 PM. Corporation offices and incorporators named in document dated March 15 1919.
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Iowa Clay Products CO
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Legislators View Sioux City Roads
In March 17 Sioux City welcomed Iowa lawmakers with a four hour driving tour of concrete highways costing under 16 000 dollars per mile. Governor Harding praised the pending road bill as key to a progressive highway system and stated Sioux City officials demand a "teeth in it" law for broad paving.
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Blood Purifier S. S. S. Promoted by Drugstores
In this health notice a remedy called S. S. S. is advertised as a blood purifier and strengthener. It claims to cleanse the blood and build up the whole system, with availability from druggists and free information from the Swift Specific Company in Atlanta.
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Swift Laboratory
Atlanta
Bradfield Regulator Company
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Lamar
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Prohibition and Profits Prompt Mixed Reactions
A Mason City Globe Gazette reader argues that focusing on alternative revenue rather than lamenting prohibition’s impact could improve bank balances within a year. The comment reflects temperate debate on liquor policy and economic opportunity.
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Mason City Globe Gazette
Real Philanthropist and the Quiet Enduring Help
A subdued portrait of a benefactor who avoided grand projects yet aided others. The poem contrasts his lack of cash and libraries with a life spent helping neighbors, ending with a quiet, symbolic gesture of scattering ashes on a freezing walkway. Washington Star notes the Prima Donna’s evolving voice and rising value of her performances, from silver tones to golden, each aria priced as a hundred dollar note.
Borrowed Smiles A Hoosier's Home-Grown Opinion
A Hoosier columnist mocks self important people in a quirky riff about vanity and dislike for paw paws in a humorous regional piece. The sand dune philosopher voice mocks cockiness and self praise in everyday life observations.
Her Best Recollection
A caller probes Mrs. Lapsing about a uncle who died years earlier in the West Indies. She recalls that he died of indigo on the brain, a diagnosis she says doctors gave after a post mortem examination.
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West Indies
Not Strictly Orthodox Question Sparks Court Report
An arrest record shows a chauffeur charged with speeding. In court the driver references a poem line about highway safety, invoking a prior era tone as the judge questions religious affiliation and beliefs. The case centers on driving conduct and courtroom decorum.
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Jim Bludso
Ruffon Wratz: When a Woman Hands Out Lemon Pie
A humorous line from Ruffon Wratz about a woman serving lemon pie, hinting at social ritual and lighthearted kitchen generosity. The quip underscores domestic warmth and playful dining etiquette.
You Young Scamp Smokes In Merchant’s Chair
An irate merchant警notes a boy leaning back in the chair with feet on the desk and a cigarette. The office boy replies it’s for the boss’s benefit, arguing creditors will think the boss is out when they see him with the boy.
Lines to Be Remembered by an Immortal Being
A reflective meditation quotes Marcus Aurelius on avoiding attachment to worldly things. It likens desires to loving a sparrow that flies away, illustrating impermanence.
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Marcus Aurelius
Zemo antiseptic promised to heal skin troubles
An EB W. Rove Co advertisement from Cleveland Ohio touts Zemo as an effective antiseptic liquid for eczema itching and various skin conditions. It promotes a 35 cent bottle or one dollar for large size and claims deep penetration cleansing and soothing action.
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Dr Edwards Olive Tablets Prescription Promise
A 17 year practice by Dr F M Edwards promotes Dr Edwards Olive Tablets as a liver and bowel remedy. The ad claims olive colored tablets using vegetable ingredients with olive oil, marketed as a substitute for calomel to restore normal digestion and detoxify. Available in 10c and 25c boxes at all druggists.
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F. M. Edwards
Dr. Edwards
Passenger Schedule Snippet for Washington Branch Lines
Fragmentary timetable shows multiple departures and arrivals with times like 4:02 a.m. 6:10 p.m. and 12:26 a.m. for various stations and trains. Entries reference Westbound and local No 91 passenger service, including weekday Tuesday and Saturday patterns.
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Ees Soci
Washington
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