Borrowed smiles from a child's clever reply
A Sunday school teacher asks which pupil will earn the biggest crown and a child responds with the humorous line him what's sot th' biccest head, delivering a burst of unintended wit.
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Newspaper
Washington Evening Journal
Location
Washington, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jun 20, 1918
Page
4
A Sunday school teacher asks which pupil will earn the biggest crown and a child responds with the humorous line him what's sot th' biccest head, delivering a burst of unintended wit.
A light classroom moment as the teacher asks Tommy about the poem How Doth the Little Busy Bee and Tommy confidently answers he knows it, while admitting he did not recall the title.
A physician sternly asks a worried man if he drinks or dissipates before a life insurance exam. The man replies he occasionally chews a little sum, causing a moment of hesitation and fear.
A colored preacher on a Sunday morning explains planning a sermon in three parts. The first part will be understood by Ab. the second by others. the third by nobody. He speaks in a colloquial, dialect voice reflecting local speech.
A youthful James G. Blaine defends a tramp accused of stealing a watch. His impassioned plea sways the court and jury, and the tramp, moved to tears, thanks him with the recovered watch.
A playful dialogue shows Elsie telling her mother she feels ill but admits the malady lies in missing school. The exchange captures a child's wish to stay home and a mother's gentle concern.
The poem reflects on future peace after war with lines about veterans, home front workers, and the cost of dissent. It imagines praise for those who contributed to victory and scorn for opponents, hinting at social judgment and national memory.
Des Moines June 20 The official canvass shows Republican primary turnout on June 3 was about 200000 fewer votes than in 1916. W S Kenyon led with 127960 votes for Senate, while governor votes and other state offices are listed by candidate and county results. The article notes the convention will decide the superintendent nomination. Also includes a testimonial for Chamberlains Liniment from Mrs J W Wallace of Macon Missouri.
Edward Bandy writes from the Seventeenth Field Artillery in France. He notes meals are scarce yet he remains determined to aid the war effort, mentions a near by contact Nate Bovee, and describes a German alert and possible shelling. He asks about allotments and requests a small straight pipe.
A neighbor helps Glithers telephone when he cannot complain directly to the company. The note from the Birmingham Age-Herald portrays Glithers as always grumbling about service and seeking contacts through others.
A sprawling saga set in Cuba follows Don Esteban Varona a wealthy planter and a hidden treasure hidden with his slave Sebastian. Revolt and romance entangle Rosa Evangelina O Reilly and a cast of rebels investors and lovers across battles sieges and prison escapes.
Sergeant Cueto debates a cursed tale of a glowing woman near a mountain well and the chained slave Sebastian. He suspects a treasure hunt motive behind locals hearing chains and chisel sounds, and plans a cautious night inspection.
A fragment urges the subject to consult a priest, claiming belief in prior statements and recommending spiritual counsel as harmless. The context suggests a confrontational or advisory moment without surrounding details.
Rosa and O Malley wait in a hut as night nears hoping for luck and fearing disappointment. Johnnie recalls the bottom of the well, remains exhausted, and struggles to sleep amid the ridge’s crest and stubborn rocks.
Feverish Jacket, irritable and starved, sharpens a knife and suspends it with a cord. He shows the blade to O Regan, then wanders outdoors to forget his illness. Dizzy spells and nausea haunt him as he fears climbing the hill again while Reve neling hunts for food and Asensio Talks on a bed.
Fragmentary timetable shows times like 6 30 p m 9 45 am and 8 40 a m with notes No 26 Pass and No 92 Local Nos 91 and 92 daily bolded by W E LIN.
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