Riley’s Beefraid Seems to End in Bloodied Nose
A man asks for beefsteak to whiten a black eye and targets Riley’s shop two blocks away. He returns later with a coat torn, collar gone, nose bleeding, claiming Riley consented to let him use the beef. The incident unfolds as a local altercation in a butcher shop.
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Riley
The Peach Beyond Reach in The Way of the World
Poem fragment reflects on desire and longing as a ripe peach hangs aloft while another lies on the ground. The speaker notes the futility of chasing fame love or honor and asks why human yearning favors the elusive fruit over what is near.
No Cause For Jealousy Lamppost Jealousy Tale
A resident returns home in the early hours and crawls upstairs. At breakfast his wife accuses him of hugging a lamppost at 2 am, sparking a puzzled defense about jealousy of a lamp post. The anecdote carries the St Paul Dispatch flavor.
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Mary
John
St. Paul Dispatch
Marshall Spittoon Tale Highlights Dirty Habits
An 19th century anecdote contrasts Tom Marshall the famed Kentucky orator with Return J Meigs clerk of the national supreme court. Marshall, renowned for chewing tobacco, asks where to spit and learns Meigs has no spittoon. He spits on his shirt, leaves, then returns to continue his work.
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Tom Marshall
Kentucky
Marshall
Return J. Meigs
National Supreme Court
Meigs
Advocate
Hereditary Talent
Freeman Davis on the post office steps notes Professor Lane crossing the road to the wheelwright's shop. Davis jokes about Lane's letters and asks how he gained his intellect while Jabez Sewall notes Lane's lineage and school spelling prowess. The exchange appears sourced from Youth's Companion.
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Freeman Davis
Professor Lane
Wheelwright's
Mr. Davis
Jabez Sewall
Jabez
Nebuchadnezzar
Millionaire Builds Marble Palace in Hilltop Village
A wealthy man returns home and completes a marble palace on a hilltop. He tells the crowd the house is "full of Titians." The postmaster and locals react with shock and fear, asking if there is a way to kill them.
Bill Nye Lends Humorous Talk to South Dakota Farmers
Former councilman L C Carran recalls Bill Nye visiting a farmers Institute in South Dakota. Nye agreed to speak after being spotted by the Lake Preston chairman who asked his subject. Nye joked he would offer humane dehorning suggestions for hydraulic rams.
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Bill Nye
Farmers’ Institute
South Dakota
L. C. Carran
Nye
Lake Preston
Bill
Weill
Cleveland
Wo Os
Promptitude Leads to Birthday Package Mix Up
An office boy named George fetched a large package for a Rev. Dr. So and so, but the boss discovers late that the parcel on his desk was for a euchre party. The surprise uncovers bottles, cards, cigars, and rye and port in the mix up.
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George
Dr. So-and-so
John
Pittsburg Gazette-Times
Three Wives Buried in Quiet Churchyard
In a churchyard an old man sits on a flat tombstone as rain refreshes the scene. A traveler remarks on the weather and a tramp jokes about spring. The old man hushes him and reveals a startling fact that he has three wives buried in the graveyard.
Quare Man’s Fifteen Years For Leaving Wife Without Support
A traveler recalls a journey in Ireland with a rough passenger. The driver jokes about a man who served fifteen years for “saving his wife” by leaving her without visible means of support. Pat retorts the deed was throwing her from a third floor window.
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Ireland
Pat
Henpecked Husbands and Fearful President
A comic China tale shows ten henpecked husbands forming a society to resist wives. The nine flee when wives raid the meeting, leaving one man who is later found dead from fright after being named president. A farmer tricks a doctor with a payment pact over curing or killing his wife, ending with no fee due.
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China
Dr. Pierce
Treatment of Curtains for Laundering Lace and Muslin
The article advises washing lace curtains in lukewarm water with ammonia and shredded latindry soap in multiple baths without lifting the curtains to avoid tearing. After rinsing, drain, then use a blueing bath and wring dry before hanging. Muslin curtains should be washed carefully and starched, then pressed on the wrong side to look fresh.
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Mabie
How to Mark Clothing and Wash Heavy Linens
Instructions on marking clothing with initials by embroidery stamps or indelible ink and on washing heavy bedclothes. Steps include stretching fabric to prevent bleeding, using a clean pen, and soaking and pounding so fibers loosen dirt before rinsing and line drying.
South Carolina Declares Independence in 1860
Fifty years ago today on December 24 South Carolina’s representatives withdrew from the United States and Gov. Pickens proclaimed the state separate sovereign and free with right to levy war and make treaties as part of the secession move.
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South Carolina
United States
Pickens
Grass Used to Make Matches in India
A stiff grass species grows abundantly in India and is used to craft matchsticks. The plant provides durable stems suitable for the lighting tools and reflects regional material practices in match production.
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India
Miller's Dypepsia Cure Advertisement Claim
An 19th century style ad asserts Miller's Dypepsia Cure cures indigestion by conditioning the stomach rather than using medicine or restricting diet. For sale by Cook & Sherman.
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Miller
Cook & Sherman
A Journal Want Ad Will Rent It For You
A classic want ad promises rental help from a daily in a reader friendly line. It highlights quick placement and broad reach for those seeking items or spaces to rent through the newspaper.
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