Yankee Regent to Feature Ex-Faegue Player in Burlesque
John Wollins of The Yankee Regent Company, billed for Sept 2 at Graham, is an ex feague baseball player. He introduces a musical number surpassing GooD Goo Man and burlesques the famed White Sox Cubs championship games.
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John Wollins
Yankee Regent
Graham
Chicago White Sox
Cubs
Fred Hall Leaves for Des Moines Visit
Fred Hall, who has spent the last week visiting his grandparents Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Young, departed this morning for Des Moines.
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Fred Hall
J. A. Young
Des Moines
Local News Notes and Social Updates
Paul Kurtz is in Eldon visiting relatives for a week. Dr. Sexton, dentist, 1st stairway north of the post office, phone 604. Nice home grown peaches delivered, phone 596. Keota resident W. R. Charlton returns home after a city visit. Eva and Jessie Dodd visit Sigourney for a few days. Miss Jessie Laffer travels to Sigourney for a weekend with relatives. Col D J Palmer and wife depart for Toledo to attend the national G A R encampment. Miss Helen Calhoun arrives from Champaign to visit grandparents Mr and Mrs W C Ferguson.
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Dr. Sexton
A. M. Turner
Eva
Jessie Dodd
Sigourney
Jessie Laffer
Col
D. J. Palmer
Mrs Chas E Smith Adopts Dr King’s New Life Pills
Mrs Chas E Smith of West Franklin Maine says she uses Dr King’s New Life Pills as their family laxative because they are effective and gentle. The painless purifiers are sold at Lemmon's Pharmacy for 25 cents.
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Chas, E. Smith
West Franklin
Maine
Dr. King
Lemmon’s Pharmacy
Rabbinic wisdom and a jester’s trick in history
The Scrap Book recounts a Washington gathering of negro ministers and a Pennsylvania veteran's postwar tale about a preacher's text translating to rabbi. It includes a quip about insurance and a punchline on fires. Also notes Peter the Great tricked by a jester and a Macaulay line on Puritans bull baiting.
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Lee
Appomattox
Washington
Pennsylvania
Rabbi
Bredderen
Hell
Peter the Great
Macaulay
Night and Death by Joseph Blanco White
A meditation on night and the deceptive power of light. The speaker reflects on sight, the sun’s beams, and humanity’s fear of death, asking why life should be dreaded when illumination can mislead even in the natural world.
Pulling In Two Feet A Traveller And Farmer Laugh
A farmer drives up to a motorist working under a car stuck in the road and asks to pass. The man demands about two feet of space, withdraws his protruding feet, and returns to hammering. The farmer leaves, deciding Saturday is better for town.
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch
All Well, A Time in Bridewell Sermon Tale
A fragment recalls an English journal noting Cresswell’s death in Bridewell and a £10 bequest for a sermon praising her virtue. The Duke of Buckingham is said to have written the sermon praising her life as well lived from birth to death.
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Bridewell
Duke of Buckingham
Shadwell
Clerkenwell
Smile Cure: Body and Mind Align Through Smiles
A physician advocates smiling as a mental and physical health practice. He explains that the body expresses the mind and cooperation is key. If mood is left unexpressed, the mind may adopt a sad attitude. conversely, smiling can lift mood and even turn artificial cheer into genuine joy.
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Sarys
Why He Joined the Sunday School tale
A humorous anecdote depicts Tommy seeking out a red headed boy named Jimmy Brown to join a Sabbath school. The dialogue hinges on curiosity and a boy’s readiness to join upon confirming a classmate’s attendance. The piece presents light, old fashioned humor through dialogue.
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Tommy
Jimmy Brown
Too Familiar Ego and a Joke from the Farm
A deacon known for squeezing labor from his workers prompts a neighbor’s wry quip about Tim Flannery who left after a week. A nearby caddie tale recalls a minister’s attempt to console, and a South Kentucky scene ends with a heckler shouting Go it my peckerwood as Senator West loses his balance on the stump.
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Deacon Stebbins
Timothy Flannery
Tim
Frankfort
Senator West
Franklin County
Harry
West
Three Knights and a Stage Hand at Coriolanus
A paragraph recalls Sir Laurence Alma-Tadema designing scenes for leading actors with mixed success. A Lyceum notice joked “Coriolanus” lists Coriolanus as Sir Henry Irving with incidental music by Sir A C Mackenzie and scenes by Alma-Tadema. A stage hand quipped the trio would keep the run short. The tale of Hood’s signal to the French fleet in 1798 is noted with Nelson’s vow to earn a peerage or Westminster Abbey after battle tomorrow.
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Lyceum
Henry Irving
A. C. Mackenzie
L. Alma-Tadema
Captain Hood
Zealous
Horatio Nelson
Westminster Abbey
A Complication of a Riddling Pair in Funny Dialect
Two Irishmen, Pat and Mike, improvise a conundrum when their supplies run out. Pat guesses a riddle about a barnyard creature in feathers, while Mike initially stalls. The punchline lands as Pat asks why a dog would bark, and the teller notes the bark was added to complicate the riddle.
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Pat
Mike
Pleasant Hill church to host ice cream social Tuesday
An ice cream social will be held at Pleasant Hill church on Tuesday evening September 1. Music will be provided by Mrs. McKee and her daughters. All are welcome to attend.
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Pleasant Hill
Foley's Kidney Remedy Boon to Elderly People
An advertisement touts Foley's Kidney Remedy as beneficial for elderly individuals suffering kidney or bladder issues. It claims the product stimulates urinary organs corrects irregularities and energizes the body with Lemmon's Pharmacy as the source.
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Foley
Lemmon's Pharmacy
Everson Property for Sale to Close Estate
The Everson property adjoining the City Library described as lot seven in block nine and lot one in block twenty six in Highland Park is offered for sale to close the estate of Mrs E K Everson. For price and terms see A Anderson executor 67 tf.
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Everson
City Library
Highland Park
E. K. Everson
Tf A. Anderson
How to Avoid Appendicitis
Article promotes Foley's Orino Laxative as a cure for chronic constipation and a means to prevent appendicitis. It claims the product stimulates the liver and bowels, restores natural action, and is mild and pleasant to take. Lemmon's Pharmacy advertises the remedy and warns against substitutes.
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Lemmon’s Pharmacy
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