Woman's Conscience and Tongue Compare in Wit
A witty remark notes that a woman's conscience is nearly as elastic as her tongue, reflecting playful gender humor. The line surveys moral posture and verbal acumen in a compact punchline.
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Newspaper
Wakefield Advocate
Location
Wakefield, Michigan, United States of America
Date
Jun 05, 1915
Page
3
A witty remark notes that a woman's conscience is nearly as elastic as her tongue, reflecting playful gender humor. The line surveys moral posture and verbal acumen in a compact punchline.
A humorous exchange features a doctor warning of a terrible shock and a patient replying that responsibility lies with the other to avoid another bill. The gag hinges on patient’s quip about facing charges, reflecting light domestic humor in a medical setting.
An ad announces Cuticura skin and hair care with free samples by mail, praising cleansing and economy. A brief dialogue follows between Mrs Prebscomb and Mr Prebscomb about honesty and visiting places, ending with a humorous exchange.
The article recalls feats of archery from ancient and early modern times. It cites MacReas of Gairloch hitting a man at 500 yards in Scotland and a Turkish ambassador near London firing 415 yards against wind, with reports of shots reaching 800 and 972 yards witnessed by Sir Robert Ainslie and others in the 18th century.
A Western city chief bookkeeper praises Postum after illness and nervous symptoms from coffee and tea. He and his wife switched to Postum cereal and instant forms, noting improved health and no need for medicines. He endorses Postum from Battle Creek Michigan and mentions the product’s two forms with pricing.
United States Department of Agriculture discusses weed control on farms via tillage, mowing, hand pulling, and tools like the spud and weeder. Emphasizes preventing seeds from maturing, using checks rows, intercultural tillage, and sheep pastures to reduce seed spread.
Green forage crops can be grown on most farms yielding abundant fine feed. Oats and field peas rye rape corn and vetch are among the crops that can be sown with good results.
The article emphasizes the importance of silage in all seasons, noting that top dairymen feed silage twelve months a year. It highlights silage as a constant support for cattle health and milk production, irrespective of season.
Western Canada shows strong promise for mixed farming across Manitoba Saskatchewan and Alberta. Profiles from Sedgewick Har disty Gleichen and other districts describe high yields dairy fat cattle and wheat and alfalfa production. US capital flows into Canada reflect confidence in agriculture as the backbone of the region. A grocery clerk and a cook stereotype end the note.
A proverb notes a man knows less than a woman yet acknowledges that part of what he knows is true. It frames knowledge as partial and gender linked, highlighting humility and truth in shared understanding.
Terre Hill Pennsylvania resident Mrs Augustus Lyon testifies to relief from female troubles and aches after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The ad extols the remedy as a long standing standard for women's ills and cites testimonials from many women in Lynn Massachusetts and across the country.
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