Humorous Badges and Witty Anecdotes From Various Sources
A collage of humor notes and quips from different publications. Jokes cover marriage, lies, love, and daily life with snappy lines about a gallant man, clever exchanges, and light social foibles. Includes playful exchanges and satirical one liners.
Southwest lines allow stop over on harvest excursion tickets
Notes from the south report Texas lines permitting stop over privileges on all harvest excursion tickets. Also covered are a marble discovery near Flowery Branch Georgia, arsenic poisoning deaths in Charleston, South Carolina, Camp Bogart setups and crop figures from North Carolina, and legal moves against Greenville dispensary.
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Texas Lines
Southwestern Lines
George W. Pirkle
Flowery Branch
Charleston
D. C
Isaac Mitchell
Ceattiers
Mitchell
Ada
South Carolinas
Camp Bogart
Morehead City
Southern Educational Convention
Louisville
W. H. Bartholomew
Frank Goodman
Nashville
J.N. Carlisle
Texas
Galveston
Raleigh
N. C
Lewis
Northampton County
Department of Agriculture of
North Carolina
Greenville
S. C
Norton
Tillman
South Carolina
Columbia
General Assembly of
Supreme Court
Mr Cleveland Improving From Rheumatism at Gray Gables
A Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts special reports President Cleveland is slowly recovering from rheumatism that had fueled rumors about his health. Dr. Bryant at Gray Gables and Colonel Lamont as spokesman say the illness is not serious and is yielding to rest and quiet.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Buzzard’s Bay
Mass
Cleveland
Dr. Bryant
Gray Gables
Colonel Lamont
Morocco Manufacturers Urge Slowing Silver Coinage at Meeting
The Morocco Manufacturers' National Association, a strong trade group with over 50 million dollars in membership, met in Atlantic City New Jersey on Thursday. It adopted a resolution urging Congress to suspend further purchase and coinage of silver immediately.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Morocco Manufacturers’ National Association
Atlantic City
N. J
Congress
Break for Liberty at Iona House of Correction
Seventy five convicts broke from the Iona Michigan house of correction at 9 30 Monday morning engaging in a desperate fight using guns hammers hot irons and stones. One convict was killed and several others badly injured including guards.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
House of Correction
Iona
Mich
Jones and Laughlin signs steel wage scale in Amalgamated Steel plan
A dispatch from Pittsburgh, Iowa reports Jones and Laughlin signed the Amalgamated Steel scale on Tuesday afternoon. Workers concede a 15 percent reduction, while the firm seeks a 10 to 20 percent cut. The previous week the iron scale was signed, and the plant employing about 5,000 men will resume work in a few days.
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Pittspurg
Umspatch
Jones & Laughlin
Amalgamated
A Fatal Wreck Near Newberg West Shore Yard
A West Shore freight yard wreck Thursday disrupted service on No. 1 bound for Newberg New York at 12 04 pm. Four passengers including Mrs Eliza Klemm and a young child were seriously injured while two others remained unknown.
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Newberg
N. Y
West Shore
Eliza Klemm
Woane
Telegraphic Gleanings of World News Condensed
Shipping gold from Havana, bank failures and corporate liquidations dominate this telegraphic roundup. City of Alexandria arrives with $500,000 in gold. Springfield Bank failure shows $256,000 in resources and $176,000 in deposits. Lappen & Co and Plankinton Bank indicted. Fire at West Superior plants. Chamberlain Investment closes with $2.3 million liabilities against $3 million assets. Samuel Spencer sought as co receiver for rail holdings. Lodi dye works destroyed, 100 workers left jobless. Anarchist Oscar Nebe wed. Newport News rep to Virginia tableau. Olcott assigns for creditors. Cincinnati excursion crash injures many. Minneapolis launch date set. godmother Washburn named. dynamite magazine blast near Denver. cholera rumors disproven in Alexandria. Georgia levy, Wagon Co wage cut, and several bank closings and legal actions complete the picture.
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City
Alexandria
New York
Havana
Western National Bank of New York
Bank of Commerce
Springfield
Charles M. Barnes
Chicago
Grand Jury
L. A. Lappen & Co
Plankinton Bank
Milwaukee
Wis
Lake Superior Mineral Paint Company
West Superior
Chamberlain Investment Company
Denver
Col
West
Samuel Spencer
Richmond
Danville
East Tennessee
Lodi Bleacher and Dye Works
Lodi
N. J
Oscar Nebe
Eliza Hepp
Elizabeth J. Southall Clarke
Newport News
Virginia
Birmingham
Ala
Richard Morgan Olcott
Olcott & Co
Cincinnati
Melborne
Robert Lang
Covington
Cramps
Philadelphia
Minneapolis
Washburn
Senator Washburn
Minnesota
Herbert
Southern Steamship Association
Coney Island
Home Powder Company
Egypt
Central Railway and Banking Company of Georgia
Charles McKay
Mercantile Central Trust Company
Hanover Bank
Milburn Wagon Company
Toledo
Ohio
Caddo
I. T
Jones
Bank of Garnett
Anderson County
Kan
State Bank
Shubert
Falls City
Nebraska
G. V. Argaboright
Argobright
American Bond Company
Mansfield
J.S. Conover & Co
Bradstreet's
Brittania Publishing Oor
Mystery scrooner crew perish from fever at sea
A British ship named Mystery exhausted by overwork docks at Delaware breakwater with colors at half mast after four crew members die of yellow fever miles from shore. Meanwhile a New York firm, successor to Henry G Allen, reports assets of 100000 with liabilities under 35000, operating branches in Chicago and Pittsburg. General Hickenlooper calls Army of the Tennessee meeting in Chicago September 12 and 13 with plans to attend the world fair.
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General Hickenlooper
Society of the Army of the Tennessee
Chicago
Washington Gossip of Day in National Capital
Comptroller Eckles named E R Fogg receiver of the Nebraska National Bank at Beatrice Nebraska. The gold reserve rose by 599898 to 97886575 and currency balance stays about 27353881. Forty first class postmasters numbered ninety nine with thirty three vacancies filled. Exports of beef hog products June 1893 reached 10098836. Consul Joseph E Stone died at Nogales Mexico after service since 1872 and promotion to consul in February. Secretary Herbert accepted Commodore Wilson's resignation and named Phillip Hichborn as chief constructor of the navy. Cotton exports June 1892 6856165. Domestic breadstuffs exports June 1892 19512751. The comptroller issued the regular bank condition call for close of business July 12. Porter resignation as superintendent of the census accepted to July 31 with leave of absence from July 1. Pawnee allotments approved covering 112710 acres open to settlement. Carlisle allows foreign exhibitors to sell after the World’s Fair upsetting revenue projections. Repeal of Sherman law faces practical hurdles. extra session may run into December. Treasury reports June end world total 95485413. gold holdings rose to 97286677 by July 10 from 90372958. Secretary Morton to recommend ending seed distribution by Congress members and charging meat inspection costs to packers. Morton inquires about European meat inspection and market access. Peruvian minister Canevaro met Secretary Gresham. Peru’s elections next January. congress to convene July 28. Postmaster General Bissell aims to abandon three sizes of postal cards for a single size.
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Bureau of Statistics
United States
Department of State
Joseph E. Stone
Nogales
Mexico
Stone
Herbert
Commodore Wilson
Navy
Phillip Hichborn
Sims
Robert P. Porter
Indian Territory
Carlisle
Senate
Congress
Treasury Department
Treasury
Morton
Department of Agriculture
State Department
Canevaro
Gresham
Peru
Bissell
Contracts Seek Cards in International Size for Four-Year Postal Supply
Specifications sent to bidders require greeting cards sized three and one half by five and one half inches, the international standard used by all nations in the international postal union. Secretary Morton plans major restructuring of agricultural experiment stations, advocating abolition of those run by states with $15,000 yearly grants. cites Gardner City Kansas and Schuyler Nebraska as examples of wasted funds. The interstate commerce commission will battle a Georgia ruling on long and short haul rates, arguing railroads may set through rates and local rates separately. the case may reach the circuit court, Supreme Court, and Congress.
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International Postal Union
Morton
Jerry Rusk
West
Gardner City
Kas
Schuyler
Neb
Interstate Commerce Commission
United States District Court
Northern District of Georgia
Georgia
Cincinnati
Atlanta
Augusta
Social Circle
Circuit Court of Appeals
Supreme Court
Houses of
Congress
Like Lucretia Borgia Woman Poisoning Husbands in Insurance Scam
New York dispatch reports Inspector McLaughlin returning from Detroit with the arrest of Dr Henry T W Meyer and his wife, both wanted in multiple cities for poisoning victims to collect life insurance. The case links to at least two dozen similar charges, with the Baum death case revealing antimony poisoning and a wife using marriage and insurance as a business model.
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New York
McLaughlin
Detroit
Mich
Henry T. W. Meyer
United States
Meyer
Lucretia Borgia
J. Baum
East 115Th Street
Minden
Twelfth Street
Brooklyn Cemetery
Baum
Mutual Life Insurance Company
Gillette
Schultz
Walsh
Doremus
Henry Reuter
Hugo Mailer
Monster mass meeting in Salt Lake for free coinage of silver
A monster mass meeting in Salt Lake City was held Wednesday night to urge congress to renounce the Sherman act and support absolute free coinage of silver at a just ratio to gold. Resolutions called for a citizen delegation to attend the next congress session and labor in silver’s interest. Governor West presided. no revolutionary or inflammatory speeches were made.
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Salt Lake City
Utah
Salt Lake
Congress
West
Colorado
Sunday Closing for World’s Fair Seeming Assured
Chicago report says exposition directors near unanimous that Sunday opening will end. A general meeting may cement the decision after small Sunday attendances puzzled officials. Justice Blatchford funeral was held in Newport with rites at All Saints Chapel before interment in New York. A West Union prank on a boy named Job Wash led to a deplorable outcome.
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Chicago
Justice Blatchford
Samuel Blatchford
United States Supreme Court
Newport
R. 1
All Saints
New York
Job
John Washa Lad
West Union
Ohio
A Good Nurse Urges All-Around Patient Care Qualities
A good nurse is described as thoroughly healthy with keen senses and alertness. She must have sharp sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste to detect changes in patients and ensure proper care, including food quality. The piece notes training schools include lectures and cookery as part of nursing education.
Where the Hurry Stops
A brief street scene contrasts a girl seeking a dress with a mother explaining affordability. The Little Girl complains about not having a new dress, while the Mother promises two dresses from the sleeves when her own dress wears out. The dialogue reflects economic hardship and thrift amid a busy store environment.
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Street & Smith’s
Blue Eyed People and Notable Figures
A compilation notes blue eye prevalence among great figures such as presidents Cameron Milton Franklin Napoleon Bismarck and Gladstone. It then advertises Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters for kidney health and related ailments, praising its benefits and urging use. Further items cite watermelons in South Carolina, Syrup of Figs for women and children, Brown's Iron Bitters for toning, a race wager by an 81-year-old Louisiana man, and a medical treatise offer from S J Hollensworth & Co.
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President Harrison
Milton
Lord Bacon
Benjamin Franklin
Napoleon
Bismarck
Mr. Gladstone
Bricht
South Carolina
Louisiana
Austria
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Troy Press
Frank
Tomdick
Smith
New York Press
New York Herald
Marquis
Tam Ao
Hlife
Hayrick
Ohnne
Johnny
Sammy Slowgo
New York Weekly
Willie
Indianapolis Journal
Lewiston Journal
Milor
le Petit Liegeois
Great American Spreat-Eagle Company
Cou
Orville
Anant Lucy
Creighton
Portland
Robinson
Boston
Cedar River Falls
Washington
W. W. Howard
H. F. Whitney
Cedar Lake
Snoqualmie Falls
Whitney
Seattle
Tacoma
Lower Falls
Twentythree
Maine
MR. Cleveland
Washington Gossip
Eckles
E. R. Fogg
Nebraska National Bank
Beatrice
LIKE
Mr. J. G. Anderson
Scottdale
Hood
St. Louis
California
California Fig Syrup Co
Pacis
S. J. Hollensworth & Co
Owego, Tioga Co
E. A. Rood
Hall
Th. Beecham
Beecham
Regis Leblanc
Notre Dame de Stanbridge
Quebec
Can
Boschee
HileReans
Df. Smith & CO
Swift
S. S.S
Ina F. Stiles
Palmer
Kansas
Swift Spcific Company
Atlanta, Ga
Chemical AL
New New York
York
Winsae
Reuter
Express
Whalesale
Frank E. Housh
Lovell Diamond Cycles
Sappage
John P. Lovell Arms Co
Thomson
AL Jendha
Man
Judson L. Thomson Mfg. CO
Waltham
E. R. Elridge
Troy
Als
Homes For the
Alabama
Rgin
T. J. Fe’ ER