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Vernal Express

Location

Vernal, Utah, United States of America

Date

Jul 31, 1908

Page

7

Atlantic Fleet Ships Reach Auckland After Honolulu Departure

The Atlantic battleship fleet sailed from Honolulu on July 22 and is scheduled to arrive in Auckland, New Zealand, in August. A string of other incidents and events fill the news, from fires at Wade Mecum Springs to a deadly shooting in Louisville and political threats in Chicago.

Honolulu Auckland New Zealand Crow Montana Samuel Rigdon Marysville Wade Mecum Springs North Carolina Sarah Plizabeth Stetson John DB Stetson Santa Eulalia

Statesman’s Fourth of July speech mocked for drunkenness

Senator Deveridge recalls a country town Independence Day gathering where a prominent statesman gave a volatile platform address. The farmer audience hissed as the speaker’s unsteady gait and flushed appearance suggested intoxication and sparked sharp, mocking remarks. The Washington Star reports this savage audience rebuke.

Senator Deveridge Washington Star

Free shave joke stuns barber college crowd

A humorous exchange recalls Rambling Rupert asking a barber college student about the worst scrape. The reply claims the worst scrape happened during a shave at the barber college, provoking a lighthearted moment.

Rupert

Death of Frank Miller Notice Sparks Confusion

A Read ing Eagle bulletin board displayed a death notice for Frank Miller prompting two backwoods farmers to wonder if one of them was the deceased. One man's reply, “No, my name is John,” ends the moment of doubt with a quiet punchline.

Reading Eagle Frank Miler Frank Miller John

The Philosopher in Pain and the Poisoned Leg

A London hospital scene recalls a visiting realist saying Jerome K. Jerome excels at bearing others troubles. A patient enters with a poisoned leg and the blunt house surgeon declares amputation necessary, sparking a grim joke about the remaining head spared by fate.

Jerome K. Jerome London Hospital

The Gift for Him

A Scotchman asks a lady to marry by telegraph and spends the day waiting for her reply. The operator cautions him to think twice, but the Scot replies that a lass who waits for the night rates is the one for him.

Beyver

Health and Income Improve with Grape Nuts Story

A Chicago woman, self supporting as a clerk, describes how poor health nearly cost her job. After using Grape Nuts as a major part of her meals, she reports relief from brain fatigue and dyspepsia, regaining strength to maintain employment and income. The letter promotes Postum Co. and invites readers to “The Road to Wellville.”

Chicago Postum Co Battle Creek Mich Wellgile

Train Stop Stumps Passengers At Quiet Station

Two travelers debate the reason for an unusually long delay at a station. A first passenger wonders about the halt while an experienced traveler suggests there is no one aiming to catch the train.

Cuticura Cures Southern Women and Babies Say It Works

Mrs Lillile Wildher of Chattanooga Tennessee reports skin relief after using Cuticura Remedies. She details a running sore on her baby's neck and a severe facial eruption that vanished after applying Cuticura Soap and Ointment. She notes additional cures for an uncle’s baby and another infant. The account is dated February 16 1907.

Lillile Wildher Eleventh St Chattanooga Tenn

Costly Popularity and Gambetta’s Losing Horses

Frances cruiser Leon Gambetta was named after the famed statesman who died on December 31 1882. In his peak popularity Gambetta recalled how Paris fans pulled his carriage with their horses and dragged it to his home, then quipped that he never saw his horses again.

Frances Leon Gambetta Gambetta Paris

Temperance Advocate Mrs Stevenson to Tour Asia and Hawaii

Mrs Katherine JL Stevenson, commissioned by the International Womans Christian Temperance Union, will tour China, Japan, and Hawaii. She will visit leading educational institutions to explain the temperance measures adopted by the W C T U to faculties and students.

Katherine JL Stevenson International Womans Christian Temperance Union China Japan Hawaii Woman's Christian Temperance Union

Coffee advert insight on taste and refund policy

The note notes that coffee and tea require quality, mentions a grocer offering refunds for Schilling’s Best and warns a girl who cannot cook should consider her marriage choices carefully. It reads as a vintage ad-like fragment with advice on consumer trust and domestic skills.

Grandon’s Wife Praised In Clever Testimony Duel

A New York hackmen’s chief notes winter panic cuts in fares and receipts. William J. Ryan says English rates may be needed. a tramp in a square complains of bread as business slows and wages fall.

Willie William J. Ryan Supreme Council of Public Hackmen of New York Hackmen Lexchange

Bard quips on waiting for divine sparks

A lady visitor asks about waiting for a divine spark. The bard retorts that waiting would never end, saying he would still be waiting if that were his aim. The exchange highlights a witty moment in dialogue.

Patent Medicine Pitches Various Remedies and Claims

An assortment of old time patent medicine lines tout cures for pain nervous disorders teething and infant ailments. Advertised tonics syrups powders and elixirs promise relief with phrases like permanent cures and soothing gums while urging readers to visit local druggists and doctors.

The Spoiled Child No

A dialogue from a Philadelphia Press piece shows a mother insisting on dressing a child in a big pink necktie. The child resists and warns he will cry to spoil it.

Little WilHe Philadelphia Press

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