It's Awfully Wrong to Be Poor Poem by George R Sims
A George R Sims poem from St. Louis spotlighting class critique. The speaker claims crime is safer when wealth shields you, detailing scams and perjury while decrying punishment for the poor. It ends with a call that wealth justifies vice and poverty invites guilt.
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George R. Sims
St. Louis
Peril and Providence in a Midwestern Firm
William Burford's temptation to rob his own bank leads Grandfather Ellis to intervene. The family plans a move to a grand Moir residence spark pride and risk, but mounting expenses, social pressure, and a later crisis reveal Burford’s integrity and the old man's steadfast counsel. Eventually a plan restores order and moral clarity.
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Buford
Perps
Burford
Har
Frank
Tilly
J. Burford
Mr. Ellis
West Street
William
Mrs. Burford
Mr. Burford
Ellis
Annie G. Hale
Springfield
Mass
Table Linen Care for Furnishers and Gentlewomen
Instructional guide on laundering fine table linen emphasizing hand wringing, proper starch usage, damp handling, shaking and snapping, line drying, and careful ironing. Advises against over-wrinkling, wind damage, and sour starch. highlights drying indoors with warmth avoided and the dangers of mildew.
Fragmented humor and gossip snippets from old papers
A collage of quotations and jokes from New Age Philadelphia Call Norristown Herald and other papers. Contains satirical lines about teachers pugs cigarettes weddings fashions and manners with brief dialogues and parodic exchanges.
Gas Meter Mystery Stirs Exchange Club Talk
Two offices in the Exchange block, numbers 4 and 6, show identical gas readings while occupants claim different usage. A neighbor recounts one meter left burning all night and later replaced with lamps, triggering odd bills, kerosene use, and a reduced bill after using more gas less.
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Timmins
Bloater
Tom Stratton
Memphis Appeal
European Travel Costs Compared With U S Journeys
The piece argues travel in Europe is not cheap for Americans. It cites five hours Liverpool to London at 7.25, nine hours London to Paris at 15, and Paris to Milan at 24, plus extra baggage charges. It notes individuals prefer speed and comfort over cheaper routes.
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Europe
United States
Russia
Liverpool
London
Paris
Milan
England
France
Gossiper
N.Y. World
Plotted Payback After Plugged Coin Incident
A Detroit Free Press item recalls a tobacconist scolding a young clerk for accepting a plugged half dollar. The boy admits he knew the coin was bad but felt unable to refuse. The boss dismisses the employee and vows dismissal, calling the culprit the clerk’s father.
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Lurlington Free Press
Detroit Free Press
Awfully Green An Appeal Surprises a Nova Scotian Hotel
Acadian Frenchman Jovite Arrivanit living near Yarmouth Nova Scotia fished on shares for Augustus Woodman. After a bad voyage and a note for forty dollars Jovite faced pressure to pay. Years later Woodman learned Jovite had earned four hundred dollars and accused him of unfairness. Jovite replied I always take you for business man I didn’t think you was green.
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Jack
Columbus
Kanthler
Norristown Hotel
Jovite Arrivanit
Yarmouth
N.S
Augustus Woodman
Jovite
Mr. Woodman
Gust
Ambrose
Woodman
Woolman
Biznes
Ian
Bree Press
Never Shot a Buffalo in Chicago Boy's Plans
Edward Eggleston tells of Billy a Chicago boy who dreams of buffalo hunting in Colorado. He plans with friends, fears dangers, and falls ill after a mistaken adventure. A looming lesson ends with Billy returning home, abandoning the hunt and keeping safe.
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Maria
Bill
McHulnin
Billy
Ben Clark
Ben
Denver
Colorado
Practical maxims on virtue prudence and speech
A collection of aphorisms on integrity promises debts and folly. It urges restraint in actions and speech and warns that virtue is shown in deeds not words. The passage closes with a nod to Good Housekeeping.
The Tragic Fate of Mary Ann the Doll
A quirky verse from Golden Days recounts a doll named Mary Ann whose body is ragged with bran and straw. A pajama party of mice gathers for a midnight feast, while mothers and aunts prepare sawdust and hemp for stuffing.
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Mary Ann
Bran
L. M. Griswold
Tommy Tackle's Adventure on the Ori Noco
A juvenile voyage tale from Battle Folks recounts ten year old Tommy Tackle aboard the passenger steamer Ori Noco from Lisbon to South America. Tommy steals custard but ends up with mustard causing a comic scene as ship staff laugh and Captain learns a lesson.
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Southampton
Lisbon
Brazil
Tommy Tackle
Neptune
Billy
Bodkin
South America
Tommy
David Ker
Train Porters and Bank Messengers Slated For Reform
A St Paul Pioneer Press quotation notes sleeping car porters survive on small salaries but push to collect tips from passengers. a Philadelphia Ledger item jokes about bank messengers and an unsafe hip pocket wallet on platforms. The pieces reflect era humor and labor tensions in transit services.
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St. Paul Pioneer Press
Philadelphia
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