Homespun Heart Wins The Farmer’s Daughter
In a letter by Lillie K Barr printed in the New York Ledger a plain homespun farmer’s daughter is praised over fashionable rivals. He sees riches in virtue a loving heart and a dutiful life rather than beauty or polish. The beloved bride is defined by kindness and family ties rather than worldly status.
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Hier
Lillie K. Barr
N.Y. Ledger
The Electric Girl and the Limoges Brigadier
Martial Tharaud recalls aboard a Limoges guard tale of Catisson Coussac nicknamed the Electric Girl. A killer named Massaloux is captured after a daring mobbed showdown at Place Royale aided by Catisson and Leonard Coussac’s daughter. The tale ends with marriage, a scar, and the electric girl as a devoted wife and sister of charity.
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Cauisson
Father Coussac
Damocles
Catisson
Mother Coussac
Causson
Bugend
Catsson
Charity
Paris
Queret
Limoges
Court d’ Assizes
Ecole de Medicine
Martial
Tharand
Sobatier
Chicago
Peripatetic Country Photographer Earns Attention
A nomadic photographer travels rural districts with a camera obscura, drawing curiosity from local villagers. He brings a glimpse of the outside world and is described as a leading light in lonely hamlets, capturing shadows before substance fades. The piece notes mixed feelings among the granger element of the Southern States.
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O’ Jones
Portraits of Painful Tinkering in a Tin Type Tent
A first person account describes a surreal encounter with a tin-type photographer who uses a bizarre setup to “photograph” the narrator. The comic tale details loading a device, threats of chloroform, and a grotesque final image: a self-portrait ruined by the artist’s exaggerated tools and humor.
Meanest Man in Austin Receives Gruff Medical Advice
Colonel Witherspoon, long noted as the meanest man in Austin, is in poor health from underfeeding himself. A chance encounter with Dr. Perkins Soonover ends with a brusque suggestion as the doctor walks away.
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Colonel Witherspoon
Austin
Perkins Soonover
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Ninth Commandment Lesson From Sunday School
A teacher asks for the ninth commandment. A boy states bearing false witness means telling a false hood. A girl adds a twist about someone reporting something when no one acted, highlighting the concept of truth and rumor.
Engineer Asked Judge to Stop Hanging at Depot
Bill Simpson, an engineer on the 1. & G. N. railroad, met Judge Peterby in Austin and asked for a favor. He requested the judge not to linger around the depot when trains arrive, as his red nose often misleads engineers into thinking a danger signal, causing confusion.
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Bill Simpson
Austin
Peterby
Store Canned Goods Plastered With Cabalistic Symbols
A small shopkeeper who avoided newspaper ads kept his store decorated inside and out with the symbols 8 Q P R. He sold a wide range from fly papers to quinine. One day a tall melancholy man on a long mule entered the store.
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Min
Small Profits and Quick Returns Motto Revealed
A melancholy man asks what the sign 8. P. Q. R. stands for and the proprietor explains it means Small Profits and Quick Returns. The betters deadlock with alternate readings like Small Potatoes and Quack Remedies and Sick Rata Quickly Restored before settling.
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Bed Rock
Bill Gibbons
Bill
Texas Sistings
Tall Skater and Courtly Couple Skate in Central Park
A very tall man six feet three inches skates with a much shorter young lady in Central Park. They joke about the ice breaking with her head two feet below his chin and reassure each other there is no danger as the ice reaches only up to his chin. New York Telegram report.
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Cauisson
Callsson
Causson
Coussac
Catsson
Cor
Mother Coussac
Leonard
Faubourg Montmailler
Louvat
Limoges
Father Coussac
la Rue Aigueperse
Coussacc
Demoiselle
Monte-a-Regret
Police
St. Loup
St. Martial
Catisson
Catisson Coussac
Central Park
N. B
N. Y
Critics and artists must answer for their craft
A satirical piece argues that critics should take up the very arts they trash and redo works to prove their scrutiny. It lampoons harsh reviewers in drama painting and music, imagining a world where critics must perform the art they condemn. The humor shifts to a money-lending jest from Punch.
Laryngoscope Puzzle From Doctor Distillery Jest
A doctor unveils a laryngoscope to look down a throat while Bibo frets and Mrs. Bibo quips that the tool isn’t for inspecting a distillery. The scene plays out with Bibo turning away toward the fire.
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Bibo
Gilhooly and landlady discuss coffee sugar mix up
Gilhooly meets with his landlady about coffee. He tastes and stirs it for about thirty minutes with odd references. She says she may not have put in sugar while he points out no coffee was added.
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Gilhooly
Bohemian Girl in Chicago Takes Own Life in Spite
A Bohemian girl in Chicago commits suicide to spite her lover who offended her. Her fiancé, reflecting on the tragedy, remarks that he would have married her to show his own spite.
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Squildig
Chicago
Chicago Graphic News
Castor Oil Tale From A Boston Boy
A sick Boston boy refuses castor oil, questions its bean origin, and, persuaded by his mother, finally takes a dose and asks for more. The exchange shows a child's stubborn humor and a mother's patient guidance.
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Boston
Horace
Humorous Quotations From 19th Century Papers
A collage of wry exchanges and anecdotal jests about marriage, fashion, and social quirks. Bits include a Kansas husband praising his wife’s bonnet twenty five years on, a Boston Transcript note on women inventiveness, a pink paper love note hair curl gag, and a Crimsenbeak misadventure about being cheated.
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N. Y. Journal
Kansas
Chicago Tribune
Brimstone
Pittshburgh Chronicle
United States
Boston Transcript
Robby
Young Featherly
Sadie
Loson Post
Jane
Toledo Blade
A Numerical Family at Bear Wallow in Arkansas
AArkansas Traveler recounts a humorous tale of Mrs Beasley and her large backwoods clan. The Beasleys use a numerical naming system for their many children with One through Sixteen guiding marriages and chores. The narrator visits a log church where Allwool Jones preaches and observes the eccentrically named locals and the family dynamics.
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Arkansaw
Bear Wallow
Log
Peterson
Allwool Jones
Allwoel
Beasley
Ham Bledsoe
Middle Tennesse
Drake's Creek
Chile
Yan
The Future Fuel by Gas and Glass Heating Vision
A Boston Journal of Commerce summary notes the near future where gas replaces wood coal and oil for heating and cooking. An artist’s design uses a brazier with colored glass to imitate fire while emitting no smoke soot or dirt.
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New York
Boston Journal of Commerce
Youths' Department Praise For A Clever Dog Named Fido
A juvenile piece from St Nicholas features a boy praising his smart dog Fido. The canine follows calls, retrieves balls and sticks, even saves a girl from drowning and earns a switch from serving staff after a prank. The author, L J Cist, extols the dog’s loyalty gentleness and affection.
Guess Who Mummies Game and Animal Facts In Harper’s Young People
A lively column describes a family game of mummies with eye holes and a showman introducing the masked creature for guessing. It then shifts to animal science notes on pelicans, monkey cheek pouches, the pouched rat, and ruminating digestion in farm animals.
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Ethel
Papa
Fred
Mammia
Porcupine
Ben
Louise
Margaret Sidney
Ensy
Queer lunch baskets in animal feeding habits
A curious look at how animals carry food supplies. The camel stores fat in its hump as a long lasting lunch basket and water reserve for desert journeys. Pelicans carry food in their large beaks and pouches. These animals illustrate unusual but practical ways nature provides meals on the go.
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John H. Coryett
Harper's
Young People
Brave the dog and Muff the cat share a kinship in care
A dog Brave and a cat Muff form a modern animal friendship as Muff, a rescued kitten, grows. Brave guards the litter, carries kittens to his kennel, and Shares meals with Muff while Sister Nan fosters them all in the shed, illustrating cross species bonds.
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Brave
Muff
Nan
Mutf
Mutt
Evarts Myth Shown Up by New York Senator’s appearance
A New York Senator Will iam M. Evarts is described as cadaverous and light in weight. A farmer mistook Dan Voorhees for Evarts, then General Logan and Evarts himself entered. the farmer claimed Evarts would “board” if he saw him, prompting humorous exchanges in the Senate gallery.
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Cauisson
Leonard Coussac
Causson
Catisson
Thia Farrago
Elf
William M. Evarts
New York
Senate
New York State
Evarts
Dan Voorhees
Mr. Voorhees
Indiana
Logan
Mr. Evarts
Washington Capital
New Boy and the Barrel Scam at Michigan Avenue
A Michigan avenue grocer tested a new helper who misused trust by selling a flour barrel on credit. While the boy boasted of cash, another thief moved the barrel away and a second thief later hauled it off. A parallel note mentions a paper machine shipped from South Windham to Wisconsin weighing ninety five tons as a record for its kind.
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Michigan Avenue
Suny Boney
mel—Letrott
South Windham
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