Opera profits and social quips echo in old humor column
The News-Eagle column reviews society tidbits from divorces to tea cup disputes and a Russian duel joke. It notes opera’s profitability, a dying humor about hair loss, and a Johns Hopkins finding on orange blossoms as anaesthetic, framed in light satire.
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New Jersey judge declares forty three dollars enough for a woman’s clothes
A New Jersey judge states that forty three dollars suffices for a woman’s clothing. Meanwhile a New Jersey minister eats thirty two pancakes in one sitting, and German scientists claim a man’s prime is fifty. Dr Osler looks toward hope.
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London diners feed dogs at tables in restaurants
Odd colonial style note reports London women feeding dogs at restaurant tables to deter rude behavior from waiters. A 1913 item hints at social humor and dining etiquette trends of the era.
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Krupp Gun Works Show 1912 Surplus of 12.5 Million
A note reports Krupp’s gun works with a 1912 year surplus of 12.5 million dollars. A Chicago club woman questions whether manners of American men have deteriorated over the past fifty years. The piece asks if her claim rests on observation.
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Chicago
Pigeons in Love and Postal Pranks Stir City Riffs
Harvard professor notes pigeons may fall in love while a dog mailed by parcel post shows quirky postal test. Aviator Arthur Fuller gains record with five passengers in flight. Urbanites lament walking as an art while stores display smaller spring hats. Vernal equinox mood rises.
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College president mocks Eve and cites social norms
A college president says Eve cannot meet today’s demands, noting she could not turkey trot. The columnist jokes that a substitute for capital punishment exists and observes one can live in Philadelphia on seven fifty a week.
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Ten Commandments Omit Civilian Breakings Cited
A curt crime column notes ten rules ignored by offenders, hinting at a larger or humorous take on moral codes in a historical incident. The piece foregrounds law breaking while implying a broader context of discipline and consequence.
New York Women Pledge Against Bird Plume Aigrettes
New York women commit to not wearing aigrettes or bird of paradise plumes, promoting humane treatment of birds and economy in fashion.
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Invisible war aircraft aided by unseen guide
An unnamed observer notes that the fear of unseen air power grows when a stealthy plane can be steered by an unseen operator and moved by a silent motor, creating a terrifying combination.
Scientist claims two Gardens of Eden imply four creations
A researcher proposes that Eden had dual gardens and suggests Adam and Eve were part of a quartet. The claim reframes biblical origins and invites scrutiny of ancient texts and interpretations.
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Reporters' Union Stikes For Five Hour Day
A New York dispatch reports reporters' union backing a five hour workday. The implied question notes this would total fifteen hours for a typical three-shift coverage.
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Boston Jester Proposes Aluminum Hats For Women
A Boston figure proposes forcing women to wear aluminum hats, recalling his past effort that compelled women to abandon long hatpins.
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Inaugural Days of Former Years
Edward Webster traces inaugural days from Washington to Lincoln, debunking the Jefferson myth and detailing how crowds, ceremonies, and weather shaped each president’s swearing in. The piece covers Washington 1789, Jefferson’s 1801, Jackson 1829, Harrison 1841, and Lincoln 1861 with vivid, period tone.
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Money Trust Declares Banking Giants Dominate U S Credit
Washington dispatch reports three divergent house reports on the money trust inquiry. The majority finds a money trust and cites J P Morgan & Co First National and National City banks Kuhn Loeb Co and others as active agents. Minorities dispute the existence of a formal money trust while warning of concentrated credit in New York and other cities.
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Lesson for March 9 Destruction of Sodom and Mercy
A pastoral study of Genesis 19 with focus on Lot's separation from Sodom, God's mercy before judgment, and the destruction of the city. It stresses intercession, righteousness, procrastination as Satan's weapon, and the need for holy living amid societal corruption.
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Vanderbilt urges appointing women police to tackle vice
In New York on Friday Mrs. William K. Vanderbilt sent a letter to the legislative committee for remedial police legislation urging the appointment of a squad of forcewomen to handle vice in the city.
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Fire Destroys Montpelier Hardware Plant
The W. C. Heller & Co. factory in Montpelier Ohio, a large maker of hardware shelving, was totally destroyed by a fire Friday. Estimated loss is $75,000 with the origin undetermined.
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Hub Waist Strike Shuts 125 Shops Boston
Boston shirtwaist and dressmaking workers walked out on Friday seeking higher wages and shorter hours. Union officials report 125 shops affected and about 9,000 workers out.
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Photographer Relives Fearless Photo Session Prankster
A photographer recalls a memorable studio moment when a quiet sitter posed without fear while others teased him about the camera. The head of a recently departed customer interrupts with a joking remark about the camera, adding a morbid twist to the scene.
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The Count at Home
A returning tourist recalls meeting the Count de Pompadour in a Paris barber shop. The Count, who impressed at Atlantic City last year, bowed and announced the tourist as next.
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Bright Work Exchange Snub Sparks Bitter Cash Talk
A caller tries to peddle a 10 cent article to a woman who refuses the purchase. She derides the buyer and asserts her husband gives her more money daily than he does monthly, sparking a sharp exchange.
Alimony Paid After Brief Romance
A social exchange reveals a former romance with a tall blue-eyed man ended well, as the suitor has been paying alimony for a year. The conversation confirms the separation and ongoing support arrangements.
Menu Revision Roast Hare Return Prompted Canary Quip
A dining room quip notes roast hare appears again on the menu while a waiter jokes it ate the canary yesterday, highlighting a playful food-service exchange.
Widow Employs Baby Talk To Woo Bachelor
A pretty widow uses baby talk to charm a bachelor, testing his resolve and inviting surrender to romance. The scene hints at social games and courting tricks common in old era newspapers.
Postum Caffeine Free Drink Helps Bookkeeper Heal
A Western city chief bookkeeper credits Postum with banishing stomach trouble and nervous blues after years of coffee and tea. He says switching to Postum improved health, work focus, and mental exertion, and he recommends it to others with long hours. The letter is presented as genuine advertising copy from Postum Co.
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