Signs of unrest and reflections in a humorous column
A column from the News-Eagle in Van Buren Indiana offers a satirical, observational riff on war, gender roles, civility, and public sentiment. It weaves quips on weather forecasts, creditors, fashion, and manners into a mosaic of social commentary.
Harvard professor claims sleep substitute found
A Harvard professor says he discovered a substitute for sleep while noting sleep remains tolerable. The remark hints at a wry view on enduring ideas and labor, while a comment about a damp day and a new panama hat adds a light personal reflection.
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Harvard
Berlin Says Bread Prices Set To Fall
Berlin announces bread is going down with a broader trend in the country. The statement signals lower costs ahead for staple goods and consumer prices.
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Berlin
Government Endorses Tulip as Treatment for Parka
Officials urge the tulip as a suitable treatment for parka. The notice requests young persons take note with approval of this government guidance.
Adam’s apple as seat of wisdom sparks new fashion
The piece notes men adopting low-neck shirts and claiming the Adam’s apple is a sign of wisdom. It observes that many husbands appear unkempt compared to their wives’ care, reflecting social vanity and attire trends.
England's New Solicitor General Cited for Ability
A London report says England's new solicitor general earned the post by sheer ability. The remark implies encouragement for country editors seeking similar advancement through merit.
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England
Woman barbers and the Samson haircut fiasco
A reader notes men avoid women barbers due to a notorious incident involving an elderly man named Samson who sought a haircut from a female barber. The column implies social backlash against women in barbering.
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Samson
After the War Romance Returns in Quiet Tales
After the war people will need romance and stories of love set in quiet places to restore mood and heart to beauty and sentiment.
Comet Mellish Breaks Up Amid War Rumors
Astronomical experts report the Mellish comet breaking up and speculate it signals the war's possible decline. The piece suggests the comet could be commended for leading in the movement.
Genius invents 120-pound piano weight breakthrough
A genius creates a piano weighing 120 pounds enabling easy handling. A tired father contemplates moving the instrument to the back yard while Julie Ann continues to pound on it.
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Papa
Julie Ann
Biblical response when struck on the nose
The question asks what the Bible prescribes when struck on the nose. It contrasts turning the other cheek with retaliatory action and seeks guidance on nonviolent or defensive response.
Foolish Showman Draws Mixed Sympathy
A columnist notes that audiences may pity a man who erups into a few foolish acts but withdraw sympathy for someone who treats life as a perpetual stage. The observation contrasts momentary blunders with ongoing self drama.
Seashore Wins Out Over Inland Resort Ads
Summer promotions pale beside a genuine sea serpent as the seashore offers superior appeal to readers seeking coastlines over inland glory spots.
Eastland Disaster Death Toll Nears One Thousand
Chicago mourns as the Eastland catastrophe leaves about 1,000 dead among 2,480 aboard. Divers search the wreck while coroner and officials prepare inquiries into overload, ballast, and handling as prayers rise for the identified and unknown dead.
Newspapers in Berlin angered by Wilson note
Army and navy officials study plans for a national defense policy. A German submarine is sunk by a trawler after a commerce raid. Russian lines hold back the German advance on Warsaw. A congressional probe of the Eastland disaster is likely. Chicago plans to raise 200000 dollars for relief. The Eastland owner complained to Redfield that laws are too strict.
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Wilson
Berlin
Army
Navy
Warsaw
Eastland
Chicago
Redfield
Eastland Disaster Strikes Chicago River Picnic Steamer
The Eastland capsized 15 feet from its dock on the Chicago river with 2,500 aboard the Western Electric company picnic party. Death toll estimates range from 600 to 1,800 as police, coroner, and federal investigators probe overloaded capacity, open portholes, and failed water-tight compartments. Rescue operations battled the crowd and a second near panic on the Theodore Roosevelt during the disaster.
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Chicago
Eastland
Joseph Springer
United States Customs Office
General Slocum
New York
Lake Michigan
Western Electric Company
Michigan City
Ind
Herman F. Schuettler
H. Peterson
Moorhouse
Hoyne
State’s Attorney
Hoffman
Peter Tjoffman
John Glaser, Jr
F. G. Snow
Ludington
Mich
Peter Ericksen
Grand Haven
Clyde Shearer
St. Joseph
Fastland
Theodore Rosevelt
Theodore Roosevelt
Roosevelt
Eastland Top-Heavy Steamer Sailed From Cleveland
The Eastland, sunk in the Chicago River, was formerly owned by Eastland Navigation Company of Cleveland and operated to Cedar Point. Considered unsafe for years, it was top heavy and unwieldy and had prior incidents including a breakwater collision and groundings before sale to a Chicago firm in June 1914.
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Cleveland, C
Eastland
Chicago River
Eastland Navigation 7 Company
Here
Cedar Point
Chicago
Cleveland Is Named 1916 Convention City
Indianapolis reports the Photographers' Association of America elected L A Dover of Jencorus Ohio as president with L A Dozer of Bucyrus Ohio as president and named Ryland Phillips of Philadelphia and Homer Hardin of Wichita as first and second vice presidents. R W Holsinger of Charlottesville Virginia was chosen secretary treasurer and John L Hoffman of Washington DC as general secretary.
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Indianapolis
Cleveland
Photographers’ Association of America
L. A. Dover
Jencorus
Ryland Phillips
Philadelpha
Homer Hardin
Wichita
Kan
R. W. Holsinger
Charlottes- Ville
Val
John L Hoffman
Washington
D.C
Fugitive Surrenders After Weeks on the Run
William Hosey, charged with the Hatfield murder of Joseph Ashley, surrendered at the Spencer County jail after evading authorities in Indiana and Kentucky. He cited fatigue of rural living and requested a dinner from Sheriff Kramer. Earlier plans to turn himself in in Evansville failed as he retreated to hiding.
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Rockport
Indiana
Kentucky
William Hosey
Joseph Ashley
Hatfield
Here
Spencer County
Kramer
Hosey
Evansville
Parachute Burns in Air at Valparaiso Festival
Ten thousand spectators watched aeronaut Robert Masterson ascend 1800 feet with a burning parachute at Valparaiso midsummer festival. An overturned gasoline can ignited the line and fuel, causing flames to singe Masterson and attendants Forest Masterson and Harry Homan. The balloon was recovered with minor damage and Masterson landed safely nine miles from town.
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Valparaiso
Robert Masterson
Chamber of Commerce
Ascension
Masterson
Forest Masterson
Harry Homan
Lead Dollars Lead to Arrest of Turner in Terre Haute
David Turner age forty five was arrested on a train in Terre Haute after police received a tip from Linton that he tried to pass counterfeit lead dollars. Turner's nickname in Linton was Dude and he admitted making the bogus coins which police say were crude and unfinished. Then in Warsaw Indiana Ralph Clark announced an statewide automobile tour by Indiana Retail Merchants Association officers starting mid August to boost merchant enthusiasm and organize unrepresented cities.
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Terre Haute
David Turner
Chicago, Terre Haute &Southern Railroad
Linton
Turner
Chicago
Warsaw
Ralph Clark
Anderson
Indiana Retail Merchants’ Association
Tippecanoe Lake
Here
Indiana
Clark
Next Convention to Cleveland
Angola-John Baxter, an attorney from Auburn, collapsed two miles north of Waterloo while returning from Hamilton where he vacationed with family. Doctors could not confirm whether heart disease or stroke caused his death. Baxter was a prominent northern Indiana lawyer.
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Cleveland
Auburn
Angola
John Baxter
Waterloo
Hamilton
Baxter
Indiana
Taggart Hosts Indiana Democrats at French Lick Hotel
Thomas Taggart entertains a distinguished Indiana Democratic party at his hotel French Lick as the Democratic state committee meets for a two day session. It is thought five of the six surviving committee members may attend before the final session ends.
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Taggart
French Lick
Thomas Taggart
Indiana
Democratic State Committee
Moving to Canada Proved Costly For Staples Couple
A Staples Minnesota man recounts abandoning a Saskatchewan homestead for Montana after a costly shift. Despite cash from sale, debt grew and they ended with little cattle and $500 owed. Five years of recovery lie ahead. advice urges staying put if current prospects are reasonable.
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St. Paul
Staples
Minn
Canada
Outlook
Saskatchewan
Montana
Not Likely Yarn Turns Into Town Banter
A man who tells long-winded stories begins a curiously framed morning talk while another questions if anyone will listen, sparking a light exchange about listening and storytelling in a small town setting.
Cuticura Emollients Offered In Free Samples
Tender sensitive skins benefit from Cuticura Soap and fragrant emollients for skin scalp hair and hands. Used after a hot bath they work quickly, effectively and economically. Also useful for toilet bath and nursery. Free samples by mail with a postcard to Cuticura Dept XY Boston. Sold everywhere.
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Cuticura
Dept. XY
Boston
Not So Bad as That Farm Life Quip Cited in Cartoon Panel
In a light quip from Farm Life a wife asks what has made her husband furious and she claims Mrs. Smith called him an old cat. The husband protests and the cartoon captures a domestic joke tone.
Municipal Research Chickens
A quirky note describes farm poultry, noting a farmer as source and a city guest contemplating cane breed hens producing scrambled and fried eggs.
Drink Denison's Coffee and Red Cross Ball Blue Ad
A vintage advertisement urges using Denison's Coffee for health and claims Red Cross Ball Blue delights laundresses. Displays grocers as distribution points in a compact marketing blurb with training moral tone.
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Denison
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