Depew and Clemens Share Ocean Dinner Speech
Chauncey M. Depew and Mark Twain humorously traded scripted speeches on a steamer voyage. Depew confessed he forgot Twain's speech, prompting audience laughter as the pair entertained diners with a staged prewritten exchange.
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Samuel L Clemens
United States
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Foundlings rise in summer and fall with winter return
Police records show foundlings increase in summer and drop with winter. An old police captain once claimed infants are abandoned only when there are too many mouths at home. he would send foundlings to hospitals, saying they can be fed there, though many officers disagree.
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Ainslie
Teacher reads between the lines in student composition
A weary teacher corrects student essays when one boy writes about his favorite author Henry fe. The amusing line notes a story where the above gave their teacher a coat of tar and feathers, prompting the teacher to laugh at the hidden message.
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Henry Fe
New York Times
Stranger in Black Tells Attendant “Are You Prepared to Die”
An enigmatic man in sober black whispered a fatal query to a London business house attendant. The attendant seized him by the throat and restrained him until the stranger, revealed as an amateur missionary, was found to be asking about others spiritual needs.
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London
Australian mole hides in sand with silent tunnels
The Australian mole burrows obliquely two or three inches below the sand without revealing its passage. It digs with a conical nose protected by a thorn plate and strong fore claws, while broad hind feet throw sand back. It surfaces a few yards away and buries itself quietly.
Counsel and Court Exchange on Judgment Day
A courtroom exchange recalls Nolan’s remark that justice may fail. the judge replies he will plead for the woman on judgment day. Nolan counters that the judge will have troubles of his own then.
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New York
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Precocious Discernment in a Brooklyn Life exchange
A fragment from Brooklyn Life shows young Gertrude declaring plans to be a spinster like Aunt Gertrude. Aunt Gertrude questions the choice while Life notes that a spinster need not try to look pretty and may comb hair any old way.
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Dearie
Brooklyn
Supreme Court appeal asked to determine disease type
A patient asks the doctor whether the illness is constitutional and worries about the cost of appealing to the United States Supreme Court to decide the matter. The Richmond Dispatch references the exchange as a humorous or satirical note on medical certainty and legal recourse.
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United States Supreme Court
Richmond Dispatch
Thriftless. Ladyship and a Sick Husband
A London Tit item depicts a distressed woman pleads for aid as her husband falls seriously ill draining their scant funds. The exchange shows aristocratic advisers debating thrift and care, reflecting social tensions over illness and poverty.
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London
Aged Criminal Receives Life Sentence Voice in Court
A short courtroom exchange is depicted where a convicted elder criminal vows not to live to serve the sentence, and the judge responds with a pragmatic directive to do as much as possible, illustrating grim courtroom wit.
The Lion and the Unicorn in Royal and Ancient Imagery
The unicorn joins the royal arms with James I as Scotland to England. Mary’s signet ring bears a unicorn. Lions and unicorns appear as supporters in Buddhist and Egyptian art, and their oldest link rests in the biblical blessings of Jacob and Moses.
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James
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Medieval armor mocks moths as defender’s pride
A visitor jokes at a museum about medieval armor being uncomfortable yet reassuring that moths never got into it. The exchange highlights a playful remark about preserved armor and its resilience.
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Washington Star
Comparing Families and Licking Traditions Across Cultures
A column quotes jokes about honest ancestors and stylish debts from the Detroit Free Press and Chicago Tribune. It also recounts historical and folkloric thumb licking as a pledge of fidelity or assent, citing the Chambers Journal and medieval practices as colorful examples.
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Harold
Detroit Free Press
Early Biblical Shekels and the Maccabean Coinage
The text explains that ancient references to silver were weights not coins, with the half shekel as a Mosaic offering. Josephus notes the shekel equaling four Athenian diachma about 5514 cents in today’s money. Jewish coinage likely began under Simon the Maccabee around 140 B.C., issuing shekels and half shekels marked "Shekel Israel" in Samaritan script.
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Josephus
Simon the Maccabee
The Dress to the Thing and Athletic Costumes
The excerpt notes a character planning sports attire and costumes, with a playful exchange about athletic pursuits and study of options. It also includes a quip from a Washington Telegraph piece about responsibility in an office setting and a description of the Paraguay river’s length and width.
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Chicago Post
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Letter Praise for Lydia E Pinkham Product Sparks Confidence
Dear Mrs Pinkham I have suffered with female troubles and painful menses until four bottles of Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured me. I am now strong and active with renewed health and spirits. Mrs Rosen Denver Col praises the remedy and urges others to try it. The testimony shows the product helping many women and invites letters for advice.
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James K. Ioik
Colorado
Wyoming
New Mexico
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DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve Advertised Cure
A Willow Grove Delaware customer credits DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve as a cure for piles. The ad claims it treats skin diseases and wounds and warns against counterfeits with Bell's Pharmacy as the point of sale.
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R. & Meredith
Willow Grove
Del
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