Signor Scrapeski Plays Violin Amid Breakage
Tommy overhears Mrs. Jinks remark that Signor Scrapeski just passed and plays the violin like an angel. Tommy asks if the angels say dam when a string breaks, reflecting playful household humor.
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Newspaper
Tucson Citizen
Location
Tucson, Arizona, United States of America
Date
Jun 09, 1902
Page
7
Tommy overhears Mrs. Jinks remark that Signor Scrapeski just passed and plays the violin like an angel. Tommy asks if the angels say dam when a string breaks, reflecting playful household humor.
On a crossing steamer Chauncey Depew and Samuel Clemens joked about prewritten speeches. Clemens delivered a characteristic address while Depew admitted forgetting Clemens's script, drawing laughter from diners and later mockery from an English observer.
Police records show foundlings rise in summer and fall in winter. An aging captain once claimed infants are abandoned when households are full, urging quick hospital care, while many officers dispute this view.
A weary teacher bursts into laughter over student essays on a favorite author. One boy declares Henry as his top writer and praises a story about boys tar and feathering their teacher, noted with a New York Times reference.
A furtive stranger in a London business house whispered Are you prepared to die to a nearby attendant. The attendant seized the man by the throat and half throttled him before learning the man was an amateur missionary asking after people’s spiritual needs.
The Australian mole tunnels obliquely two to three inches beneath the sand without revealing its passage. It digs with a protected fore limb plate and strong claws, while spade shaped hind feet throw sand back to erase traces. It surfaces briefly away from the tunnel and buries itself silently, leaving no disturbance.
A terse exchange unfolds between Counselor Nolan and the court. Nolan laments the case's odds for his client, while the court proposes to plead for the woman that day, signaling a tense moment over impending judgment and legal strategy.
In Brooklyn Life, Little Gertrude declares she will become a spinster like Aunt Gertrude. Aunt Gertrude questions the choice, and Gertrude explains a spinster need not chase looks and may comb her hair as she pleases.
A patient questions if his condition is a constitutional disease and asks whether he must appeal to the United States Supreme Court to decide. The Richmond Dispatch report frames the exchange as a humorous or satirical medical query.
In a London Tit Bits item a poor widow laments her husband’s serious illness has drained their funds and begs for aid while a noble lady questions how thrift can drive them to such debt.
A witty courtroom exchange features a jail term as the aged defendant protests life imprisonment while the judge encourages limited recounting of the crime. The dialogue highlights grim humor in a legal proceeding.
Isabey and aides de camp played leapfrog on the Malmaison lawn when Isabey's leap led to a clash with Napoleon Bonaparte. Bonaparte attacked with a drawn sword, Isabey fled to the Tuileries gates, while Mme. Bonaparte advised caution after the incident.
Moslem women visit cemeteries on Fridays to mourn and decorate graves. After prayers they socialize in groups, gossiping about the living and using the day for neighborly contact, a popular form of social gathering beyond usual visits.
The piece surveys global foot traits, noting the French foot as long, the Spanish foot small and curved, the Arab foot with a high arch, and the Scotch high and thick while the Irish are flat and square. It adds claims about Greek perfection in Athens, and remarks on Norwegians, Germans, Americans, Russians, and Tartarians with distinct toe features.
A London Chronicle note recalls Edward I’s coronation day gift of 500 richly caparisoned horses used by royal princes and dignitaries. After the banquet at Westminster Hall the horses were released into the crowd and anyone who caught one claimed the horse and its gear.
The Chicago Tribune quotes a gifted author stating the ending of his story will be decided by a poker game that evening. If he wins, the hero marries the heroine. if he loses, the hero dies, the heroine goes to a nunnery, and the final chapter is filled with misery.
A witty exchange from the St Louis Globe-Democrat features a boy carrying an umbrella despite clear skies. The little querist explains he uses it to please both parents, rain or sun, and only enjoys the umbrella in this temperate weather.
A brief exchange reveals a suitor fearing the father’s accusation that he seeks the daughter only for her hand and inheritance. The father’s pride is noted as his stronger trait than his son.
A student asks about the chief end of man and a professor replies by distinguishing brain work and errands as outcomes. The piece then notes marriage for money often ends in divorce court, likening it to a collection agency, with a wry observation on men who give good advice but cannot cure his salt.
A prominent woman Mrs. Atherton endorses Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a trusted remedy for many female ailments. The letter claims the product cures ovarian troubles inflammations ulcers womb issues backache and menstrual distress, asserting no other medicine matches its effectiveness.
Selling cheap in Bruckner and Manlove additions near the railroad reservation. Plans and prices available with two dollars or more per month secured. Ground higher than University with deep soil and strong water confirmed by University analysis. Streetcar line planned to extend to this area. Charles A. Hoff at 124 Hoff Street handles inquiries. Dyspepsia cure Burdock Blood Bitters advertised with stomach toning claim.
The Illinois Central will implement a new fast schedule on its Omaha to Chicago line. Train No 2 will depart Omaha at 7 45 p m daily via Fort Dodge Waterloo Dubuque Freeport and Rockford arriving in Chicago at 9 30 a m next day. Train No 4 becomes a daylight train leaving Omaha at 7 a m via the same route reaching Chicago at 9 45 p m the same day. Both trains offer through equipment to St Paul via Fort Dodge and Albert Lea reaching Minneapolis at 7 25 a m and 4 55 p m respectively. Equipment includes a modern wide restibulized Pullman sleeping car buffet library smoking car free reclining chair car and dining car.
Union Market Co F Schumacher Proprietor offers top quality meat in the city with low prices. Refrigerator room available for inspection. Claims expert meat cutters and first class service.
Changes in representation list Clarence Haydock as commercial agent at 238 South Spring Street, Lee Cal, or C. M. Burkhalter as agent for 8. P. Co. in Tucson, Arizona.
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