Odd Bits From the News and Nonsense Tidbits
A collage of short items notes a robbed groom, five crooks shot in Chicago, savvy crooks avoiding suspicion, arson attempts in New York suburbs, plus quips about luck, photos, Mars canals, and Halley’s comet. It mentions a Long Island school to train girls as wives and housekeepers and contrasts a proposed follow up for men. a Nevada divorce leads to a judge’s anger, reflecting court dignity humor.
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Long Island
Being Natural and Imitation of Poise in Public Spaces
A fragment discusses gendered behavior and imitation in social settings. It suggests admiration for natural womanly poise while noting the challenges of copying style and mannerisms. The text touches on how a woman’s natural charm contrasts with erratic moods and the difficulty of replicating her carriage.
Washington Letter on tariff row and Exposition bids
The Washington letter reports a House clash over a deficiency for Taft travel expenses sparked by Tawney and Southern Democrats with sharp remarks on Southern hospitality. It covers Louisiana’s push for New Orleans as 1915 Exposition site, and Senate action by Gallinger. It also discusses crime, education, and canteen debates in soldiers homes.
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Washington, D.C
Congress
Mr. Tawney
Taft
Tawney
White House
Louisiania
New Orleans
Louisiana
Washington
Capitol
Mt. Veron
House
Senate
Washington City
United States
Gallinger
National Capital
Moon Myths and Left Hand Dishes From Jarvis Township
A humorous skew on questions villagers ask a Jarvis Township Farmer who refuses to explain why a wife dries dishes with her left hand. He muses on moon lore, love, weddings, and the U.S. Postal Department, mixing moonlight romance with rural wit and home remedies.
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Jarvis Township
Adi Eades
Madison County
Mbdon
Taotory
Going Going Going Auctioneer Goes At 104 Pulse
An ill auctioneer, near death, lies asleep as his wife and doctor monitor each sign. The doctor notes a pulse of 104 and the auctioneer, longing to continue, cries Going at 104 and pleads for 105 before fading. The crowd remains silent as the pulse eventually goes to zero.
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Kate
Doctor Moon
U.S. Postal Department
Man Sues Railroad Over Nose Injury in Caboose Verdict
A man riding in a caboose was hurled against a stove injuring his nose. He sues the railroad for 2000 dollars, while the company countersues for surgical fees. Witnesses claim the nose improved after breaking. The man’s sneeze and whistle affect horses. jury awards one dollar and suggests letting him whistle.
Electric Bitters Promised To Help Women’s Health
Claims that weak sickly women suffer from constipation and kidney issues affect complexion and temper. The advertisement touts Electric Bitters as a solution to regulate stomach liver and kidneys purify blood and improve nerves eyes breath skin and overall health. Packaged at 50 cents.
Classifieds Ad Readiness in Troy and Vicinity
In The Call's classified columns, ad notices will be read by residents of Troy and nearby areas and are expected to generate measurable results. The notice emphasizes local engagement and clear outreach within the community.
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Troy Weex
Troy, Ill
Troy
Bey
Louis J. Wick
Wick Bros. Jewelry CO
Jewelers
Miller and flood boat capsize ends in odd joke
Danny Miller, a money minded shifter, tries crossing a flood stream in a boat. The boat overturns and his wife cries for help as he yells a quip about prices. A waiter asks a customer how he likes his steak while the scene unfolds with comic confusion.
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Danny Miller
Maggie
Dannot
Local physicians and dental services listing
J J Brown M D C E Molden M D Brown Molden physicians and surgeons on Main Street opposite Baptist Church. PR A A Smeigh dentist Braner Building hours 9 am to 12 m and 1 to 5 pm satisfaction guaranteed. Dr F W Braner physician and surgeon residence on Market Street next to Post Office Kinloch phone numbers Kinloch 28 and 71.
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J.J. Brown
M. D.C. E. Molden
M. D. Brown & Molden
Physicians and Surgeons
Main Street
Baptist’ Church
Kinloch
Braner
Market Street
Postoffice
HILES SIMPSON LAWYERS ADDRESS AND OFFICE HOURS
Perry Hiles and Jesse L. Simpson of Hiles & Simpson lawyers operate from Room 4 in the New Balgop Building, Edwardsville, with telephone Main 284. They list weekly office hours at Squire Eckert's office location on Saturdays.
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Perry H. Hiles
Jesse L. Simpson
Hiles & Simpson
New Balgop
R. Edwardsville
Firen
Squire Eckert
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