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Allegory of a Fake College Provokes Outrage and Absurd Rules
A satirical letter from a professor at Cattle Dung College in Rattlesnake Clutch Arizona lampoons faculty culture. It recounts a mock dean issuing 500 rules and draconian tests while inventing absurd classroom crises and grafted experiments. The piece names fictional campuses and the humorous jab targets academic pretensions and bureaucratic overreach.
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Cattle Dung College
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Alvin Marlowmare