Quotable miscellany from Townsend paperage
A collage of humorous and anecdotal items notes: Kansas farmers using sunflower leaves as cigar filler, elk migrations near Lander Wyoming, Elbert Short’s divorce chatter in Chicago, hints of sensational ads in Steubenville, and jokes on perorated bedclothes for rheumatism. Also reflections on temper, gentleness, and a Kansas congressman’s debut speech, plus odd medical claims about peanuts curing consumption.
Crown of Portugal Sold or Pledged for Royal Treasury
The royal treasury in Lisbon faces a deficit and King Carlos considers selling the crown of Portugal. The solid gold band weighs three pounds five ounces and is studded with four large diamonds, four rubies, and diamond-filled arches. The crown, once repaired, may be offered to raise funds amid Portugal’s financial strain.
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London
Dom Carlos
Europe
Indies
Brazil
Spain
Algarves
Africa
Guinea
The
Count Taaffe the Austrian statesman and Irish peer
The piece outlines Count Taaffe a prominent Austrian statesman and Irish peer aged sixty two. It notes his lineage Celtic extraction, tenure as prime minister from 1879 to 1893 and his skill in managing Austria Hungary’s complex nationalities. It also mentions a witty Reichsrat remark and warm farewell from Emperor Francis Joseph.
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Count Taaffe
Taaffe
Ireland
Ezaky von Kereszthszegh
Tyrol
Vorarl
Austria
Reichsrath
Francis Joseph
Lord Melbourne
Humorous Letters Mix Satire and College Pranks
A fetched collage of comic letters and snippets features farmer Oatcake’s mock damages claim after his son Jim’s college exploits, a bonnet dispute from Fliegende Bixter, a thief joke, and light quips. Also notes the John A. Salzer Seed Co large catalogue acquisition and kes venison claims for Walter Scott.
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la Crosse
Wis
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Chicago
Salzer Seed Co
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Revenge Motive Tells Why Young Couples Defy Royal Ban
The fragment describes a plot of revenge against the queen and royal family that blocked a marriage desired by two young people, driving their secret union efforts and opposition to the royal obstacle.
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