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Ames College Alum Grant Highlights Catt Legacy
George William Catt, Ames College alum and engineer, left over 175 000 to Ames Institution. The will also requests the body be given to a medical institute for scientific research. He funded an alumnus ball project and his dredging invention saved millions for the government.
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Des Moines
George Wiliam Catt
Iowa State College
Ames
Carrie Ciapman-Catt
Catt
Ames Institution
George E. King S Bridge Company
Vicksburg
Mississippi
Galveston
Anny
United States
Manila Bay
Ames College
Shaw Offers Bounty for Clipping Service
G Bernard Shaw bets 5 cents per clipping about him that isn’t sent to him. He is skilled at obtaining low advertising rates. King Edward wished General Chief to visit but the General was busy. If he were English the royal wish would be a command. Being American the wish lacked force. The Chinese have advanced toward age and if progress continues the empress dowager may face a fate.
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G. Bernard Shaw
Mr. Shaw
Edward
Cheifée
D. B. Henderson Deteriorates as Paralysis Grips Him
Dubuque report states Cel. D. B. Henderson rests easier yet dread paresis persists and death seems certain. His wife and daughter stay at his bedside. doctors warn another stroke could hasten his end. If the disease progresses he may die within two years with his mind fading and irrational talk.
Mason City Man Killed by Freight at Bridge
Mason City dates report John Lee thirty years a resident here was killed by a Milwaukee freight at 4:50 yesterday near the Austin bridge one mile north of the city. Lee was a wealthy pioneer hardware merchant whose health failed recently he was out for a walk at a curve on the track his head was severed from the body and part of the skull remained on the bridge the body will be sent to New York for burial
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Mason City
John Lee
Austin Bridge
Lee
Jn Il
New York
Boy 12 Robbery Suspect In County Jail
Clarence Carr aged 12, prisoner in Woodbury county jail, robbed a fellow inmate of 35.90 while awaiting trial. Stepson of Prof Gilbert Garr, owner of the Hotel Madison. His father pressed the complaint. Judge Gaynor ordered commitment to the reform school.
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Sioux City
Clarence Carr
Woodbury County
Gilbert
Garr
Madison
Jell
Gaynor
Reform School
Murderess Moved to Royluen Amid Insanity Concerns
Mrs. Edward H. Thurston once Annie Lawford, imprisoned for John Diller's murder, was moved from Anamosa penitentiary to a state hospital at Tidepenterce amid reports of impending death and hopeless insanity.
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Royluen
Clinton
Edward H. Thurston
Annie Lawford
Anamosa
John Diller
State Hospital
Tidepenterce
State Prison
State
Storm Lake Banker Found Guilty on Fraud Counts
W E Brown former president of the defunct First National Bank of Storm Lake was found guilty in federal court on thirty counts across two indictments for fraudulent entries and false government reports. The minimum sentence is five years and a possible ten years per count. Brown may appeal as the verdict was delivered after seven hours of deliberation.
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Sioux City
Iw. E. Brown
First National Bank of
Storm Lake
Tril
Brown
Finn Brown
Brown Gets Five Years for Crime
Sioux City reports Judge Henry T. Reed sentenced W. E. Brown, former president of the defunct National Bank of Storm Lake, to five years in Anamosa state prison for government prosecutions. Attorneys said no appeal would be filed and Brown may shorten the term for good behavior to four years and two months.
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Sioux City
Oct
United States
W. E. Brown
National Bank of
Shercliffe May Have Disappeared in Des Moines
Des Moines reports Frank Shercliffe is missing from his East Des Moines workplace at the Des Moines Casket Company. Authorities note his disappearance follows the Dennison case in Red Oak and speculate he may be fleeing to avoid burglary charges in Oklahoma. His wife remains in Des Moines awaiting news as officials consider extradition.
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Des Moines
Frank Shercliffe
Des Moines Casket Company
East Des Moines
Dlae
Dennison
Red Oak Ares
Shereliffe
Worthy
Cumming
Oklahoma
Iowa
Hack Driver Shoots Woman Then Ends Own Life
Stone City dispatch reports H. Darrow, 60, shot and killed Lillian Darrow, 26, then killed himself in a crime staged in a hotel and carriage scenario. Police found both dead at the Milwaukee station after a two shot sequence. The motive remains undisclosed.
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Stone City
Driv Uz
H. Darrow
Lillian Darrow
KE. H. Darrow
Arcade
B. H. Darran
Milwaukee
Sioux Fells
Whitmer to Contest Seats in Sioux City Race
Former state representative George Whitmer now living in Sioux City will challenge George Youde for the seat in the next House of Representatives. James Pareone, a Democratic lawyer from Rock Rapids, will assist Whitmer and push his case before the new assembly.
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Whitmer
Bheldon
George
R. Whit
Sioux City
George Youde
James 4. Pareone
Rock Rapids
le Counse
House of
Campaign Coin Back to Goffers Campaign Coin Back to Goffers
Merchants association resolutions urge New York County District Attorney to seek indictments against insurance presidents and officers over campaign fund contributions. They call for civil restitution and for the attorney general to pursue civil action to recover funds misused in political campaigns.
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New York
Merchants’ Association of New York
New York County
Clliera
County of
Audi Companies
Merchants’ Association
Tie Insurance Companies
Jerome
Grand
Chamas J. O'Donnell
Denver
Colorado
Mutual Life Insurance Company
W. B. Crisp
Mayer
New York State
The
Mutual
Hyde
James Hazen Agée
Armstrong Legislative Insurance Commission
Equitable Management
New York Insurance Company
Jorge
Remarkable Eyelid Graft Performed at Mount Carmel
In Graft A New Pair of Eyelids at Mount Carmel hospital skin from patient W L Kerr’s arm was grafted to form lower eyelids after severe facial burns. The operation, performed in Ohio by medical staff, shows promising immediate results with Kerr expected to recover fully.
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Gohumbus
Ohio
Mount Carmel Hospital
W. L. Kerr
Kerr
Freight Wreck Kills Brakeman in Ohio Collision
A special freight train on the Cincinnati Hamilton and Indianapolis line derailed near Hamilton Ohio on October 13.4. The two sections collided ripping three cars to pieces. Brakeman Rank McGarry was knocked from a car and crushed to death.
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Ohio
Hamilton
Cincinnati, Hamilton & Indianapolis
Ploces
Rank McGarry
Appleton Judge Says Walsh Case Grand Jury Appointed
In Appleton Wisconsin on October 13 Judge Goodland confirmed a report that a grand jury would be appointed to investigate the death of Marg Walsh wife of the district attorney of Forest County.
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Walsh
Appleton
Wis
Goodland
Marg
Forest
County
Mystery of Lawyer Streed Death Divides Inquest Jury
Four hours of deliberation followed the inquest verdict on Streed's death from a bullet wound. Debate continues over whether it was murder or suicide as townsfolk with varying theories urge continued investigation. Witnesses were recalled to address a handkerchief found near Streed's head.
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Gimbridge
Qek
Phat John ¥. Streed
Streed
Hig Hie
Arthur Crawford Anothher
Giants Shut Out Athletics in World Series Game Three
New York Giants overwhelmed Philadelphia Athletics 9 to 0 at Philadelphia with Mathewson dominating on the mound and Lori delivering key hits. Coakley held the Giants to nine hits while Athletics managed four, as crowd of about 11 000 witnessed a one sided affair.
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New York Nationale
Philadelphia Americans
Philadelphia
Giants
Mathewson
New York
Guilon
Coakley
Athletics
Lori
Polo Grounds
McGanm
Bender
Galaida
Husbands Protest March Over Social Duties in Williamsport
About 200 husbands in Williamsport marched to a house party where women entertained, protesting neglect of home duties and saying dinners were late and purses depleted. Some wives admitted grounds for complaint. one group disbanded on the spot as husbands claimed to curb social functions.
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Indianipally
Ind
Williamsport
Tigis Wiyea
Eutire Cly
Kentucky Tobacco Crop Reaches Historic Volume
Louisville reporters say the 1906 tobacco harvest in the White Burley district of Kentucky is the state’s largest, with an estimated yield of about 230 million pounds, surpassing the previous record of 280 million pounds.
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Louisville
White Burley Tobacco
Kentucky
Navy Adds Cruiser Charleston To Service In Gommisselan
The cruiser Charleston will be placed in commission Tuesday under Captain Herbert Winowalow. The protector class vessel displaces about 9,700 tons and is the latest addition to the navy in Gommisselan Washington.
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Gommisselan
Washington
Charleston
Navy
Herbert Winalow
Boy fatally shot by companion in Michigan town
A 16 year old boy named Kahn was shot and killed by a companion, Ryerytt Lamphor, near Soul Haven Michigan. Police and investigators documented the incident, with restricted details available from initial reports.
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Soul Haven
Ooty
Kahn
Ryerytt Lamphor
Kaho
Fragmentary note on Largent T 8 and Boekay diameter tests
A clipped OCR passage describes devices and measurements related to an ide diameter. It notes dropping dough pellets and comparing them with pellets from known sizes, mentioning fall and fall timing as measured outputs.
Fragmentary London man tattoos birth dates on arm
A London resident named Alexander Wilkinahaw tattoos his arm with his birth date his wife’s birth dates their marriage date and each child’s birth date. The account notes the unusual family record on his skin with dates and names.
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Alexander Wilkinahaw
Wall Own
London
Orange fruit anatomy cited in OCR fragment
The fragment describes orange fruit parts with a stemless side and a half described as juicier, suggesting juice distribution between halves. It notes the difference not from intake but from internal agitation when noting the lower half.
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Jules
Native nurses run new animal hospital near Calcutta
A newly established animal hospital at Lodespur near Calcutta employs about eighty native nurses under a British veterinary surgeon to treat roughly a thousand animals daily. The facility houses horses, oxen, elephants, dogs, sheep, and other beasts, cared for in clean conditions.
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Lodespur
Calcutta
Cure for Sciatic and Rheumatic Pain Claims Dodd’s Pills
An Honest Idaho column cites Dodd’s Kidney Pills as a remedy for sciatica and rheumatic pains caused by urine acid in the blood. Resident Mr. D Carson praises the pills, saying they stopped his severe leg pain and improved kidney function, noting a disordered liver can worsen sleeplessness.
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Mineral
Idaho
Carson
Todd
Colgons
Dodd
Quality Brings the Business Seven Willion Cigars
A Detroit Free Press excerpt mocks promotional talk and slang about cigars and tobacco quality. It mentions Lewis factory and Levis, hints at consumer habits, and includes a rambling cultural aside about Japanese ladies and social behavior aboard trains.
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Lewis
Coffee Neuralgia and Relief Through Postum
A woman plagued by nervous neuralgia and headaches attributed to coffee describes decades of suffering. After adopting Postum Food Coffee and giving up coffee, her neuralgia headaches and general prostration disappeared, restoring her energy to manage daily tasks.
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Bugs
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