Absentminded Poet Toasts and Personified Imagery
Fragmented verse describes an absentminded poet toasting to various features of Somebody. The speaker mulls over misheard phrases and playful misnaming, weaving phrases about lips, nose, eyes, rings, and a sweetheart’s purchases into a surreal, rhythmic tribute.
Pineville Bride Eyes New York Life and Suitors
Miss Gilchrist pursues New York fashion and a possible match with Whitlag while wary of Oliver and Leighton. In a crowded car she fears exposure of her out of date attire as two men discuss money and women before her wedding to Oliver, which occurs three months later.
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Trainer Fought For Life After Lion Wrestling Bout
In Paris the wrestler Rey faced a deadly ordeal during a bout with a lion. Trainers and Brutus struggled to separate the fighters as the animal fractured teeth and jaws. Rey, sustaining many wounds, was moved to the Hippicarome Infirmary with doctors aiming to prevent blood poisoning.
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Conservators of Peace Honors and Patriotism
The ALR is praised as one of the greatest conservators of peace acknowledging its members sacrifice to avoid war. It notes wounds and disease from past conflicts and lauds leadership in patriotism and citizenship. The group fostered fraternity extending to former adversaries and aims to entitle both regions as patriotic American citizens.
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Military Honors for Seagull at Fort Galden Hall
The gull named Sfac, a mascot of the Royal Garrigan Artillery at Freshwater Isle of Wight, died and was buried with military ceremony. Two gunners bore the coffin and soldiers saluted as mourners followed to the grave outside the fort.
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Louden Daily Mail
Crow and eagle clash at Westtown farm
In a dramatic incident at Darlington Heebe’s Westtown farm, about one hundred crows attacked a large eagle. The birds drove the king of birds several miles from the farm, exhausting it to the point it collapsed briefly in a field before recovering. West Chester correspondence.
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Dog Carries Masters Shingles in Remarkable Trick
Morristown reporter notes carpenter James Dell trains a yellow dog to carry shingles up a ladder to a house roof. The persistent dog performs the task reliably, surprising neighbors as Dell plans spring use for the helper in his work.
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Memorial Day Reverence From City Cemetery Tributes
A blurred memorial poem recalls crowds at graves and speeches while flowers mark the resting place of loved ones. It honors those who chose sacrifice and the poet notes the distant grave decked with strangers’ flowers on Memorial Day.
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One Man Built Coventry Church in Seven Years
A lone stonemason from Coventry named Johm Green completed construction of a church near Shulehall Coventry. He laid the first stone in 1810 and finished seven years later, a unique English church feat credited to unaided effort.
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Basel farmer trains dog to catch fowls
A Basel farmer uses a dog to catch fowls for customers. The farmer directs the dog with a cue, and the animal swiftly and skillfully seizes the bird by the neck and holds it until the farmer reaches.
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Russian boycott rumored as government orders embargoes
The London Times reports Russia plans broad embargoes on goods from England and America that can be sourced elsewhere. The measure aims to apply pressure amid disputed trade and diplomatic tensions.
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Coal Tar Lemon Pie Critique Sparks Food Safety Debate
The Baltimore American reports a pure food commission in Chicago dissected a lemon pie to finds lacking lemon butter or sugar and notes the principal ingredients as coal tar forms and glucose. The piece mocks cheap substitutes and urges caution about improvised foods made from scraps and unconventional materials.
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Spider courtship and a death in Glasgow area
A science note describes the Salus pulex courtship as a complex display that may end with the male being eaten by the female. The Glasgow area reports the death of Thomas W. Reynolds at Cal J C Evans home near the city after a life spanning several states. Reynolds, a Henry County Kentucky native, had two marriages with his first wife Winnie Creasy. He was buried with his coffin made by himself in Barrop county after moving here three years ago.
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Railway Screws Improve Safety On Railways
A new device used on railways tightens tie rail connections by realigning screws with a cone cap of soft metal. Workers previously hammered screws in, risking looseness. The cone flattening signals miscreant operators, improving inspection and safety.
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New York Herald
Quick Marriage in Bangor Ends in Quick Settlement
Frank Reeves, a former policeman from Maching, and Mrs. Laura Mace of Elis Worth, married in Bangor last week and moved into a newly furnished house. They spent their first meal in the home within five hours of arrival.
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Oldest Middle Town Savings Deposit Book Presented
The oldest outstanding deposit book at Middle Town Savings Bank, Conn, presented for payment days ago. Opening deposit in 1883 was $3, the only money deposited thus far. bank paid the owner $62.37.
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Middletown
Conn
Lucky Accident Turns Up Silver Dollar After Windy Chase
A stray gust helped a man catch a truants and he found a bright silver dollar under a leadgear. The wind, strong in recent days, aided the pursuit and the Coin was recovered.
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Bostop Sterald
Goose Egg Exhibition Breaks Record in Warren Vermont
Mrs. Jank Towne of Warren Vermont displays a goose egg described as a record breaker. The egg measures about eleven and one eighth inches around the center and weighs around ten pounds according to the exhibitor.
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Fragmented Anecdotes and Oddities From a Weirder Era
A garbled collage recounts a range of scenes from a courtroom exchange to theatre staff roles, a British envoy’s witty remark, and a Baltimore suburb anecdote. It weaves misheard dialogue, staged personas, and urban quirks into a mosaic of late 19th or early 20th century newspaper miscellany.
Emperor William Visit to Corfu Sparks Sailor Shenanigans
A Hogush midshipmen party returning to their ships on a foot excursion to Achilleon near Corfu finds their ferry crowded. Several midshipmen swim the reach, passing by Ulysses Island’s nunnery. William I signals Admiral Compton Dowling about the incident. Dowling replies that the men lacked uniforms, and the joke underscores the humorous miscommunication.
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The Road to Wellville Promotes Postum Coffee
An Oakland woman describes coffee’s harmful effects over eight years and credits switching to Postum and Coffee with restoring her nerves and stomach. She reports rapid improvement within days and notes lasting energy during the San Francisco Rally. The notice cites Postum Co of Battle Creek Michigan and the slogan There’s a reason.
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Rass
Wellville
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San Francisco
Postum
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