Wisdom and Wit Parade in One Fragmented Page
A jumble of religious humor and biblical parodies mixes with sports and church notices. It jokes about Tim Tebow, Bible stories, and church bulletin bloopers, using slapstick misreadings and pop culture references to lampoon faith and fandom in a chaotic, satirical collage.
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Church Bulletin
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Engaged couple Brittany Shifflett to Jonathan Powers
Brittany Danielle Shifflett daughter of Bobby and Mary Shifflett of Elkton will wed Jonathan Michael Powers son of Scott and Deborah Powers of Port Republic. Shifflett a Spotswood High School and Blue Ridge Community College alumna works as receptionist and veterinary assistant. Powers also a Spotswood High School graduate employed at Ciro's Italian Eatery. Wedding planned for July 2012.
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Mary Shifflett
Elkton
Brittany Danielle Shifflett
Jonathan Michael Powers
Scott
Deborah Powers
Port Republic
Shifflett
Spotswood High
Blue Ridge Community College
Powers
Spotswood High School
Ciro
Local Bridgewater students join Dean's List this fall
Six local students earned a fall semester Dean's List GPA of 3.4 or higher at Bridgewater College. Highlights include Stephanie Bailey of Elkton a junior art major Wesley Breeden of Elkton a sophomore business administration major John Goulart formerly of Elkton now Jacksonville Fla a freshman biology major Emma Haag of McGaheysville a junior nutrition wellness and health and exercise science major Jeffrey Wayne Lantz Jr of Elkton a sophomore biology major and Christopher M Lasam of McGaheysville a freshman business administration major.
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Bridgewater College
Stephanie Bailey
Elkton
Wesley Breeden
John Goulart
Jacksonville
Fla
Emma Haag
McGaheysville
eJeffrey Wayne Lantz Jr
Christopher M. Lasam
10th Virginia Troop Seeks Recruits For History Group
The 10th Virginia Volunteer Infantry Regiment Companies A through L invites new members for living history events and Civil War camps. Email Lt. Jeremy Hilliard at jhilliard10thva@hotmail.com or visit the10thvirginia.org for details. The Twirling Medallion Majorette and Drum Corps seeks new twirlers, color guards, and drummers of various ages. Practices are Wednesdays at 6 PM in Elkton Middle School gym. call Tina Hughes or Carolyn Frazier for details.
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10Th Virginia Volunteer Infantry Regiment
10Th Virginia
Jeremy Hilliard
Jhilliar 10Thva
Hotmail
The10thvirginia.org
Twirling Medallion
Elkton Middle School
Tina Hughes
Carolyn Frazier
East Rockingham Yearbooks On Sale For 2011 12
East Rockingham High School announces the sale of the 2011 12 yearbook. Cost is 67 dollars per copy. Staff seeks local business ads. contact ERHS at 298 7450 or asenger rocking ham.k12 wa us for orders and advertising details.
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East Rockingham High School
ERHS
Asenger
Rockingham
K12
Fitness classes offered at Elkton Area Community Center
The Elkton Area Community Center lists several fitness options. Zumba with Crystal runs 6 30 p.m. Mondays and Wednesdays, Yoga with Deanna 6 10 7 30 p.m. Tuesdays, Yolates with Bette 6 30 p.m. Mondays Wednesdays and Thursdays, and Pilates with Nanny 10 a.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Each class costs 7 dollars with a free first class option. Call 298 8730 for details.
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Elkton Area
Deanna
Bette
Nanny
In memory of Clarice A. Smith
Remembrance note for Clarice A. Smith born January 16 1931 died October 1 2006. The message expresses love and grief, noting a birthday this year and a golden heart that rests with God. Signed by May Russell Mary Doris Bonnie Debbie Brenda and grandchildren.
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Clarice A. Smith
May
Russell
Mary
Doris Bonnie
Debbie
Brenda
Remembering Elizabeth Breeden Minnie Payne and Elmer Breeden
Memorials praise Elizabeth Breeden Minnie Payne and Elmer Breeden with dates of passing in 2008 and 2011 and share loving memories from family. Jace Michael Fochler celebrates first birthday. Obituary-like items note Owen Breeden and messages from Lois and relatives.
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Elizabeth Breeden, Minnie Payne
Elmer Breeden
Elizabeth Breeden
Minnie Payne
Owen Breeden
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