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The Times Herald Record

Location

Middletown, New York, United States of America

Date

Jun 04, 1973

Page

19

Parrot for Sale Becomes Comic Phone Gag

An Ottaway anecdote reports a caller asking a pet store about a parrot. The clerk says one is left, a fine talker and beauty. The customer asks who is speaking. The reply jokes that the parrot is the owner, while the parrot internally proclaims its own success as a total failure.

Golf Lexicon Leans Satire on Players and Rules

Jim Bishop lampoons golf culture in a humorous glossary style. Terms like GIMME STYMIE and FREE LIFT mirror jargon while exposing vanity, frustration, and odd behaviors among players. The piece mixes playful definitions with sharp edges on the sport and its crowds.

John Ross Golf Magazine

Then and now Fashions of 1873 No bustles and no curls

Edward P. Dougherty surveys Middletown readers on 1873 New York fashion trends noting bustles vanished and hats, draping, and hair styles emphasized a stately, reform era look. The piece also mentions a $100,000 state appropriation to advance Middletown State Homeopathic Hospital and praise for Senator Madden.

Edward P. Dougherty Evening Press of Middletown New York City New York New York State Middletown State Homeopathic Hospital The Evening Press Edward M. ) Madden

British sex scandal outshines Watergate in scope and figures

Art Buchwald contrasts Britain's Lambton affair with Watergate, noting ministers and nobles involved, public tolerance, and media coverage. He cites Lord Lambton and Lord Jellicoe, a duke, and Norma Levy, arguing Britain pursues a high society sex scandal while Watergate drags on in the U.S. press.

Senate Lord Lambton Heath Norma Levy Britain Lambton United Staes Watergate Europe Haldeman Ehrlichman Mitchell Lord Jellicoe Duke

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