Parrot for Sale Becomes Comic Phone Gag
An Ottaway anecdote reports a caller asking a pet store about a parrot. The clerk says one is left, a fine talker and beauty. The customer asks who is speaking. The reply jokes that the parrot is the owner, while the parrot internally proclaims its own success as a total failure.
Golf Lexicon Leans Satire on Players and Rules
Jim Bishop lampoons golf culture in a humorous glossary style. Terms like GIMME STYMIE and FREE LIFT mirror jargon while exposing vanity, frustration, and odd behaviors among players. The piece mixes playful definitions with sharp edges on the sport and its crowds.
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John Ross
Golf Magazine
Then and now Fashions of 1873 No bustles and no curls
Edward P. Dougherty surveys Middletown readers on 1873 New York fashion trends noting bustles vanished and hats, draping, and hair styles emphasized a stately, reform era look. The piece also mentions a $100,000 state appropriation to advance Middletown State Homeopathic Hospital and praise for Senator Madden.
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Edward P. Dougherty
Evening Press of
Middletown
New York City
New York
New York State
Middletown State Homeopathic Hospital
The
Evening Press
Edward M. ) Madden
British sex scandal outshines Watergate in scope and figures
Art Buchwald contrasts Britain's Lambton affair with Watergate, noting ministers and nobles involved, public tolerance, and media coverage. He cites Lord Lambton and Lord Jellicoe, a duke, and Norma Levy, arguing Britain pursues a high society sex scandal while Watergate drags on in the U.S. press.
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Senate
Lord Lambton
Heath
Norma Levy
Britain
Lambton
United Staes
Watergate
Europe
Haldeman
Ehrlichman
Mitchell
Lord Jellicoe
Duke
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