Fragmented Silver Messenger Clippings Satirize World News
A jumble of quotes and jokes from Silver Messenger items satirizes politics, royalty, technology, and society. It references Kitchener, Carnegie, Alfonso, the Kaiser, Panama, and New Jersey railways, weaving anecdotal, ironic remarks about modern life and global events.
Lowed Td loot it Marriage Plan in Rural Talk
A rustic exchange revolves around a coat left on a wagon and cows askew as dialogue partners Li and Jim discuss an imminent marriage. The lovers decide soon and phrase a hopeful plan for tomorrow, closing with a brief good night exchange.
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Hornes
Liz
Jim
A Taliman of Brass in West Virginia Oil Fields
Liz and Jim Gardner confront love and danger as a hush of oil wealth rises in West Virginia. A brass rebel uniform button from Liz’s father becomes a talisman guiding Liz’s vigil as Jim departs for oil work, while an explosion and upheaval reshape their fragile plans and future.
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Glenn Roy McClintock
Daily Story Pub, Co
West Virginia Hill
Sarah McCoy
Elsabeth
Henry Stonewall McCoy
Elizabeth
Jim Gardner
Liz
Jim
Walt
Ohio River
West Virginia
Standard Oil Company
Wheeling
Question of Providing Schooling for Half a Million in Cuba
The piece argues half a million Cuban children lack schooling while only 180000 can be accommodated. It calls on northern mothers to see migrant faces and urges public action and subscriptions, naming foundations like Rockefeller and Carnegie as possible benefactors to end the island’s literacy crisis.
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Cuba
Rockefellers
Carnegies
The Retired Burglar and the Clock’s Stillness
A veteran thief recalls a midnight moment when a ticking clock in a quiet house abruptly stopped, freezing him with fear as he clutched a watch. He explains the stillness felt like death and that the sudden silence prompted his swift exit, noting some people are startled by a clock stopping as by a gunshot.
Clever Trick Backfires In Philadelphia Morning Paper Prank
A printer in a Philadelphia morning paper took a night off to play poker, won $15, and paid in cartwheels. He hid dollars under every stair step to deter his wife from pocketing coins, but during spring cleaning she stripped the carpet revealing the plan as he descended for breakfast.
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Philadelphia
Opinions of Royalty Through a London Populace
Julian Ralph recalls asking everyday Londoners about royalty. The plain people praised the old queen as a saint and the prince as a hardworking, patient man undeserving abuse. Reactions to the present queen centered on her perceived perfection and the strain of her marriage.
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London
Saya Julian Ralph
Romantic tragedy in Bardstown muse Patsy Colerain tale
Seventy year old fragment recounts Miss Patsy Colerain of Bardstown and a century old grandfather clock. In 1864 a bloody tragedy, linked to her suitor Reuben Morehead, changed her life forever. The piece paints a quiet farmhouse, a moon faced clock, and a romance doomed by fate.
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Patsy Colerain
Bardstown
Kye
Nathan Colerai
Colerain
Mina Patsy Colerain
Aunt Patsy
Nelson County
Reuben Morehead
Kentucky
Young Morehead
Clock of death at Colerain in 1864 guerrilla raid
A Civil War tale recalls Patsy Colerain sheltering lover Reuben Morehead from Sue Mundy guerrillas in the old Colerain residence. They hid in a clock until gunfire and pursuit revealed his death and left Patsy a brain fever wreck, with the clock still in place today.
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Jett
Sue” Mundy
Colerain House
Patey Hanpever
Mine Colerain
Morehead
Guerrisima
Patsy
Reuben
Sue’ Mundy
Colerain
Young Morehead
Well Meant Advice Causes Stir in Washington Restaurant
Congressman Beidler of Ohio ordered a steak and told the waiter to make it well done. The waiter suggested a rare cook for speed, saying you won’t have to wait long. Beidler seemed angry but the waiter’s remark appeared sincere and his tip remained unchanged.
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Congressman Beidler
Ohio
Washington
Darky
Name Is Valuable Deputy Auditor Signatures at Post Office
A post office official N Chew second deputy auditor in Washington is noted for mainly signing his name during daily shift hours. Report claims his appointment owes much to a misread star emblem and a five letter word. claim attributes suggest influence tied to a vague astrological connotation.
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N. Chew
Postofice
Washington
Hin
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