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Newspaper
The Rittman Press
Location
Rittman, Ohio, United States of America
Date
Jun 23, 1927
Page
2
Unfamiliar signer claimed for Declaration of Independence
A Daybook of a New Yorker features Burton Ras core asserting a mysterious signer named Burton Yiloshwe gmejdolmaevierligwing, claiming he signed the Declaration of Independence. Historians reportedly ignore him due to the improbable name.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Burton Rascoe
New Yorker
Burton Yiloshwegmejdolmaevierligwing
Ripley Cartoonist Names a Massachusetts Lake
Cartoonist Ripley presents a lake in Massachusetts in his recent work, highlighting a local geographic feature with characteristic humor and a nod to regional scenery. The piece foregrounds a playful discovery by the artist and situates the lake within New England landscapes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ripley
Massachusetts
Critic voices on Anne Nichols and Abies Irish Rose
A columnist mocks the idea that Anne Nichols is a genius noting the play Abie’s Irish Rose owed its success to accident and opportunity. The piece ridicules press agents and critics predicting a Broadway five year run and doubting Nichols’ future output.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
de Ja -Applesauce
Anne Nichols
Abie
Miss Nichols
Poppycock
How To Get A Divorce A Sequel To How To Get Married
Reader letters and contest notes parodying marriage and divorce guidance. A humorous snippet cites a Kiddie Korner contest with gin prizes, addresses publishing houses, and wry remarks on perseverance. Includes jokes about a King and jester and references to famous figures.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tareas
United States
Former high school principal joins Chautauqua
Clyde M. Tschantz, former high school principal, signs with the Loor Independent Chautauquas as a member of the Boyd Framitic and Musical Company. The company will perform at both afternoon and evening sessions with Mr. Tschantz touring Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Indiana and Ohio.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clyde M. Tschantz
Loor
Chautauquas
Boyd Framatic ‘and Musical Company
Mr. Tschéintz
Illinois
Iowa
Missouri
Indiana
Ohio
Mistaken Identity in Restaurant Waiter Mix Up
A diner named Wol lup waited long for his ham and eggs then accused a passing waiter of not being his. The waiter replied he had only worked there two weeks. The man insisted the other was not his waiter in a humorous caption from the Press Want Ads column.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Wollup
Wyner crop prospects for 1926 show 25 percent poorer apples
A clipping notes that apple crop prospects are 25 percent weaker than Wyner’s forecasts for the 1926 season, indicating a significant downturn in early yield expectations for the fruit.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Wyner
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