Fake Aspirin Sold As Talcum Powder Warned
A Brooklyn manufacturer sold millions of fraudulent Aspirin tablets mainly as talcum powder misbranding. Genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin bear the Bayer Cross and come in the original Bayer package with directions and dosage.
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Brooklyn
Bayer
Courtesy and Courtesy Influence Wealth and Power
Ross Winans played the courteous guide role for two foreigners sent by the czar to find a local producer of locomotives in Baltimore. His polite reception helped him be chosen, and his income soon reached about 100000 dollars annually. The piece argues good manners unlock doors and aid success more than force.
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Ross Winans
Baltimore
America
Russia
Josephine
France
Napoleon
Suitor challenged over progress with daughter's suitor
A Birmingham Age-Herald snippet shows a man teasing a suitor about his lack of progress with his daughter. The exchange features the father pressing for clarity, remarking that a year of association should yield more than a mere surmise and asserting the need for a sharper suitor for his son.
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George
Birmingham Age-Herald
Big Game Country Wyoming Poker Gaffe
A Yonkers Statesman column quotes a Wyoming welcome exchange where a cowboy answers that poker is the biggest game in Wyoming, prompting a humorous miscue from a committee member about the plains warriors.
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Western Plains
Wyoming
Yonkers
Castoria Warning Prompts Careful Bottle Inspection
Important to Mothers urges scrutinizing each bottle of Castoria, the noted infant remedy, to ensure safety and authenticity for children. The advisory emphasizes avoiding counterfeit or adulterated products and following labeled dosage for guardians and caregivers.
Her Outing from the Buffalo Express
An enthusiastic Kansas girl recalls a city hospital quip about a drink in a cabinet. Johnny bought a Bud and Jerry, but the hospital references a Ham and Bud, reflecting playful slang found in the Buffalo Express passage.
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Kansas
Johnny
Buffalo Express
Perfectly Willing Fella Described in Quick Dinner Banter
A witty line portrays a man as easygoing and generous in social meals. He will not argue over paying the check after a dinner, indicating a cooperative and amiable character.
War Garden War Garden Phrase Reveals Resolve
A speaker nicknamed The Reason declares a patch of land his “war garden.” He explains his motive, calling it a fighting chance in the face of hardship. The exchange hints at personal hardship embedded in a common effort.
The Great Morning Objection to Summer
A witty remark notes that the strongest critique of summer mornings is their early arrival. It captures a common sentiment about sunrise and daily routines during warmer seasons.
Freezone promises quick corn and callus relief
An advertisement claims Freezone removes corns and calluses from the bottom of feet with a few drops. It asserts the skin beneath becomes pink and healthy, with no pain or irritation, after treatment.
Clemenceau’s Wakeful Office Hours Joke
In Sarrien era France the minister Clemenceau set strict office hours for officials. He tours the bureaus with his chief Winter and finds many empty rooms. A clerk sleeps under the roof. Winter starts to wake him but Clemenceau halts him saying the man might run away if startled.
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Sarrien
M. Clemenceau
Mr. Winter
Physically Fit At Any Age Through Careful Living
An old health ad warns that aging is not inevitable but careless living. It emphasizes kidney health, warning that uric acid crystals can cause severe pain and possibly lead to Bright's Disease. It urges early action and promotes GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules with a money back guarantee for genuine sealed boxes.
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Eadly Bright
Haarlem
Holland
Adv
Welcome Home Parade Delights Boy With Parading Elephants
In Indianapolis a boy named Little Bobby, who had only seen Ringling Bros parades before, watched a welcome home parade for soldiers. After gazing at the marching lines for about thirty minutes he asked his mother when the elephants would arrive.
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Bobby
Ringling Bros
Indianapolis News
Gideon Cited For Fleeing The Midnights Lesson
A Sunday school tale has Johnny excited by a lesson about Gideon fighting the Midnights and knocking the day lights out of them in no time. His father asks for clarification as the boy repeats the quirky phrase.
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Johnny
Gideon
Cuticura Toilet Trio Advertised for Complexion
Cuticura Soap cleanses the complexion daily and scalp, hands remain soft and white with daily use. Ointment used as needed. Also featured is Cuticura Talcum, described as fascinating and fragrant, completing the Cuticura Toilet Trio.
Not Always Young Says Woman In Viewpoint Quote
A Boston Transcript remark notes a woman is as young as she appears yet not always as young as she believes, reflecting on aging and self-perception with a witty aphorism.
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Boston Transcript
Why City Men Should Co-Operate With Government Plan
United States Department of Agriculture urges city car owners to back a major road-building program. It cites vast miles of unimproved roads, rising automobile ownership, and benefits for living costs and national security. The plan foresees $500 million in 1919 funds, plus a $209 million post office appropriation, creating jobs for 100000+ workers and driving state bond financing for ongoing improvements.
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United States Department of Agriculture
United States
Congress
Post Office
Bureau of Public Roads
Ways to control hog lice in hog management practice
Experiments show dipping vats as best for eradicating hog lice while medicated wallows and rubbing posts reduce parasites but do not eliminate them. Crude petroleum and coal tar creosote dips performed better when sprayed rather than used in wallows or on rubbing posts.
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United States
Early season weed control and crop notes in a weed spread roots
Start a fight against the weeds early in the season. A young weed is easier to overcome than an old one. Sweet clover serves as a substitute for red clover and should be cut for a day early in June before buds appear. Sweet corn and peas suit canning and drying. Tomatoes are valuable for canning and preserving. Pumpkins and squashes require little effort and fit into these calculations.
Colonel Blank Gets Shaved After Argonne Fight
In the Argonne offensives Colonel Blank, famed for strict inspections, endured six days of mud and grime without a shave. A doughboy, spotting a mirror in a tree, urged him to shave and warned he might land on the lad like a ton of bricks. The colonel accepted the invitation.
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Blank
Argonne
Buddie
Colonel Blank
Stars and Stripes
Real Cause for Complaint by Gap Johnson
Kan sas City Star quotes Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge blaming Prohibition era rules for too few fights per dance. He recalls seven dances per fight in the old days and laments the current “bone dry” law spreading fighting events thinner.
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Gap Johnson
Rumpus Ridge
Kansas City Star
Burma Orders Girls 12 Plus to Attend Girls School
A new government ruling in Burma requires all Burman girls aged twelve and over to attend a girls school if available in the town, rather than the previously used mixed school. The policy emphasizes single sex education where a girls school exists.
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Burma
Lobsters Served Promptly in Boston Roast
A humorous note about efficient service cites a Boston Transcript quip describing a lobster in a hurry and a waiter responding swiftly. The brief item highlights speedy dining service with a playful exchange.
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Boston Transcript
Phrase About Asking For What You Want And Longevity
The saying warns that fear of asking for what you want leads to missed chances and losses. It contrasts with the idea that if speech could harm, only good people would die young, highlighting moral stakes and the power of words.
Hidden Wisdom and Odd Beliefs From Siberian Villages
In some Siberian villages many inhabitants are illiterate. The average man consumes about one ton of food annually. It is hard to interpret what some men intend. Do not linger barefoot awaiting dead men's shoes. Some men spend all their money in pursuit of more wealth.
Baseball Player Arrested In The Act Of Stealing A Base
A quip frames a crime scene where a baseball player is described as being arrested during a base theft. The joke centers on puns about stealing bases and law enforcement catching a player in the act. No real incident is reported.
Swamp-Root Kidney Remedy Featured in Ad
An advertisement touts Dr Kilmer Swamp Root as a premier kidney liver and bladder medicine. It claims quick mild relief in many cases and invites readers to request a sample bottle by sending ten cents to Dr Kilmer Co. in Binghamton New York.
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Kilmer
Dr. Kilmer &Co
Binghamton, N. Y
King's Stuart Portrait Sparks Royal Heritage Debate
The king buying an old James II portrait highlights enduring Stuart fascination once felt by Queen Victoria. She preserved Stuart relics, disliked Elizabeth, admired Mary Stuart, and reproached Macaulay for harshly judging James I. Macaulay retorted that he was not her ancestor but her predecessor.
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Stuart
James II
House of Stuart
Victoria
Queen Elizabeth
Mary Stuart
Macaulay
James I
London Mail
Revenge at the dance sparks lunchroom clash
Claudine taunts a rival as a customer struggles for a stool. A skinny man spends money and eats himself sick trying to banish her from his lunch, claiming she took his girl at the dance last night. The Kansas City Star quotes the exchange.
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Claudine
Rapid Fire
Kansas City Star
Men Burn Unreceipted Bills to Mask Troubles
Some men attempt to lighten their burdens by burning bills they cannot or will not pay, a gesture reflecting financial strain and avoidance. The act highlights coping behaviors amid debt and stress without detailing individuals or locations.
Gallery gods glare down on the audience, not pride
A philosophical note argues that aesthetic judgment comes from authority rather than pride, suggesting the gallery gods cast their gaze on observers as much as on artists. It frames perception as a social dynamic shaping who feels included in art.
Quote about goal truth and method by Amiel
A concise reflection notes that many agree on the goal of truth yet diverge on the path, method, and criterion used to reach it, highlighting debate over process and standards.
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Amiel
Fraction Takes Up Space Like Full-Sized Figure
A fraction occupies the same visual footprint as a full-sized figure, highlighting how scaled-down parts can demand equal space in layout. This observation notes the surprising balance between numerical value and printed area within the page compositions.
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