Does Your Wife Break Many Dishes Judge Says
A humorous courtroom exchange frames a judge asking if the wife breaks many dishes and the reply about learning to catch them, reflecting light banter within a legal setting.
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Newspaper
The Potter Review
Location
Potter, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Dec 07, 1917
Page
3
A humorous courtroom exchange frames a judge asking if the wife breaks many dishes and the reply about learning to catch them, reflecting light banter within a legal setting.
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER promoted for disorders of the stomach and inactive liver including sick headache constipation sour stomach nervous indigestion and gas related palpitations. Described as a gentle laxative improving digestion, cleansing the stomach and intestinal tract, and stimulating bile production. Sold widely in 30 and 90 cent bottles.
An advertisement text from 1886 Toledo Ohio features a sworn testimonial by Frank J Cheney senior partner of I J Cheney & Co promising one hundred dollars for any catarrh case not cured by Hall's Catarrh Medicine. The copy explains internal action on mucous surfaces and offers free testimonials via F J Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio.
London reports reveal Germany hoards food for submarines and exports to Denmark and Sweden to feign aid shipments while conscripting workers in neutral countries. August to now shows tighter rations, higher prices for condensed milk, and rising malnutrition linked deaths, with night blindness spreading in the fatherland.
In Little Rock Arkansas W E Hale of Marion County sought discharge for his son a six seven tall soldier who he said was too tall for soldiering but fit to pick cotton and corn Lloyd England state provost marshal declined to act The report notes the unusual height factor and the parental appeal without a change in status.
Washington Secretary Jo sephus Daniels of the navy department visited Quantico to view marine corps demonstrations of tank style gun tractors. Machines ran level and over obstacles then into a trench and back, with one boasting of a wall climb. Daniels remained restrained, noting rumors of tree climbing machines in France.
Maximilian Tech, adviser to the U S government, discussed camouflage's long history before artists and architects in New York. He cited ancient Greece and the wooden horse tactic, noted Shakespeare, and referenced Confederate soldiers in the Civil War as early examples.
Mr. Tech described a team of workers making visual objects nearly invisible using gray tones blending with highway dust. He noted one key center was camouflaged only after four weeks by six experienced men, highlighting careful, prolonged effort in concealment work.
Dolores Cecilia Bonillas daughter of the newly named Mexican ambassador and Dr Juan B Rojo first secretary of the embassy wed in a ceremony described in the report.
London reports government beer pricing setting eight cents a pint for light brews and ten cents for stronger grades. Lower grades may not be sold as government ale while brewers must stamp cask heads with price. Brewers may increase output by up to 20 percent if they keep gravity below 1042 degrees and expand for munition areas.
Berne reports a government appeal to cut daily bread from 250 to 225 grammes starting December 1 and to save two pounds a month from card allowances. It warns that savings would buy 270 carloads of flour monthly and stretch supply from February to March, urging citizens not to hoard and to conserve until flour ships arrive from America.
Elijah Coalman stationed at the lookout at Mount Hood near Portland watches over 11,000 feet of timber. He spots smoke forty miles away as forest service crews burn downed boughs and reports the glow to headquarters.
A water snake, reportedly tame, swallowed stand in a well when spinster Cynthia Lydie hauling a bucket of water dropped her false teeth. The snake now gnaws the well wall and drains water into the sand. Workmen fear to confront it.
London reports army ragpickers employed by the British government save about 300000 dollars monthly by recovering old uniforms and clothing from battlefields in Flanders. The material is cleaned dyed and repurposed for use.
Tacoma civil service officials say women may walk beats in the city unless more men apply for police examinations. The department needs twenty more policemen but has received no applications to date.
In a quip about Mrs Gadder staying in hospital the joke notes she sought a new town car but was denied by Mr Gaedder who chose the operation instead. The exchange underscores prevailing priorities and financial restraint.
Healing advertisement promises quick relief for itching and burning skin conditions in both youngsters and adults. It touts daily use to prevent minor ailments from worsening, offers free samples by mail with a Book Address postcard, and notes Cuticura Dept. L, Boston, sold everywhere.
A comical exchange unfolds as a man blames a bulldog for killing his wife's poodle. The reply pivots to a sharp, humorous idea of presenting the bulldog with a brass collar as a cheeky peace offering.
The note lists quinine products and laxatives claiming tonic effects and broad suitability for anxious or nervous individuals. It mentions Bromo Quinine with ER and Grovet signature on a box. Also references Red Cross Ball Blue and Linseed oil as vital for glycerin in explosives, with general grocer distribution.
Advertises Dr Pierce pellets as best for liver and bowels with a laxative option and a cathartic dose. Mentions destruction of Ad Toumanian oil wells in a brief claim.
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