UCARS It's All Your Own Tools And Have The Laugh On The Germs
A 1913 humor item by R. L. Goldberg titled UCARsET ALL YOUR OWN 10OLS AND HAVE THE LAUGH ON THE GERMS. The piece pokes light fun at tools and germs in a playful, punny manner.
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Newspaper
The Mobile Item
Location
Mobile, Alabama, United States of America
Date
Apr 23, 1913
Page
8
Bryan Plans for World Peace Arbitrate Disputes Limit Armaments
Secretary of state plans a pre Senate briefing on a broad world peace program. He aims to submit treaties that compel arbitration of all disputes and prevent armament buildup while a commission reports. The approach echoes Taft era efforts but seeks universal participation and stricter controls.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Associated Press
Washington
Senate Foreign Relations Committee
Bryan
Senate Committee
Senate
Great Britain
France
Taft
Graham Named Assistant Attorney General Pick
Associated Press reports Samuel J. Graham of Pittsburg has been chosen for an assistant attorney general post to fill the vacancy created by the resignation of W. H. Lewis, appointed by President Taft.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Associated Press
Washington
Samuel J. Graham
Pittsburg
W. H. Lewis
Taft
Baseball Scores From Around the Leagues
In Southern League action Chattanooga won 7 to 6 at home while Nashville pounded Atlanta 16 to 9. Memphis and New Orleans battled to a 9 to 3 game called after darkness. Montreall beat Baltimore 28 to 6 in the International League. Providence battered Worcester. Jersey City topped Toronto. Dallas beat Austin 2 to 1 in the Texas League. and other results include Kansas City over Columbus and St Paul over Toledo in the American Association.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
American Association
Kansas City
Columbus
Minneapolis
Louisville
St. Paul
Toledo
Milwaukee
Indianapolis
Players Fraternity Silent In Cobb and Navin Controversy
New York April 23 The baseball players fraternity will not act unless asked by Cobb and Navin and then only as mediators President Fultz calls the dispute a private business matter and says the organization will not pressure either party while upholding players contracts.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Associated Press
New York
Baseball Players’ Fraternity
Ty Cobb
Detroit
David E. Fultz
Cobb
Navin
Mr. Navin
Artillery's Fine Record Stuns State Leaders
In Binghamton New York on April 23 Battery C First Field Artillery received a rating of 100 percent in the annual U.S. regulars inspection led by Captain Corey and Lt Colonel Hines. Officials say it is the highest score ever attained in the United States.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Associated Press
Binghamton
N. Y
First Field Artillery
Corey
United States
Hines
Attery
Milk Depot Proprietor Fined for Low Standard Milk
John Brown who runs a milk depot and creamery at Jefferson and Church streets was fined $10 or 20 days in jail after being arraigned in the recorder's court for selling milk below legal standard. Chief inspector Dr F R Harsh testified the milk lacked butter fat and was largely water. the $10 fine was paid.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John Brown
Jefferson
Church Streets
Recorder's Court
F. R. Harsh
Brown
Big League Games National League Scores Across Cities
Baseball results from St Louis Boston Cincinnati New York and Philadelphia detail scores R H E for both leagues. Notable pitchers Camnitz Keene Curtis Leifield Tesreau Seaton Doum and Rigler among umpires with game times ranging from 1:35 to 2:49.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
HB .E
Philadelphia
Seaton
Doom
Tesreau
Wiltie
Wilson
Rigler
Byron
Mason Nominated by New Jersey Prohibitionists for Governor
The Rev. James G. Mason was yesterday nominated by New Jersey prohibitionists as their candidate for governor in the upcoming fall election.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Associated Press
Trenton
N. J
James G. Mason
New Jersey
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Hart
Cambridge, Mass
Harvard
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Yellowstone
Reigns
Taylor & Williams Distillers
Louisville, Ky
Richard Liquor CO
Mobile, Ala
Victor Herbert
Reynalds Music House
Beacon
F. M. Hoyt Shoe CO
New Hampshire
UNION
Beacon Shoe Store
Formen
Dauphin Street
Abbott
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