Bowser Family Tree Ends In Embarrassing Genealogist Row
Bowser confronts a genealogist hired to trace the Bowser line back. The expert reports English and Scottish roots, tracing to Jonas Bowser, a smuggler, and a violent end for Techabod Bowser in Baltimore. Mrs. Bowser’s teasing about Henry the Conqueror sparks a dramatic quarrel as Bowser storms away in anger.
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Bowser
Mrs. Bowser
Henry the Conqueror
Wiliam
Henry
William
Joe
Thompson
William Conqueror
England
Aden
Bow
Kcendant
Chevalier Bowser
Texas
Knight Thompson
Bosh
Wil Ham
Mr. Bowser
Mra. Bowser
Baltimore
An Unreasonable Man and Canning Propensity In Humor
Briefly quoted exchanges appear between characters in a humor piece. The text alternates dialogue about happiness, earning power, and a neighbor renowned for canning fruit. A pun links inheritance to canning prowess with a Scottish grandfather.
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Janes
Chicago Record-Herald
Ataviem
Cheney & Co Doctor Advertises Cure and Patent Remedy
Fragmentary ad-like text claims a patent restorative remedy named Catarrh Cure taken internally to cleanse blood and system. It mentions J Cheney and a group including Walding Kinnan Marvin as wholesalers and promises universal health benefits. Prices and pharmacist delivery implied.
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Dollace Rex Ward
Cheney
J. Cheney
Diefem
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin
Umonlats
Ail Druggiets
Ae Hian
London Barges Fade From Thames Trade
The pleuresque and useful London barge once plentiful on the river reaches is vanishing as the Thames coasting trade falters. The barge is noted as the most economical coastwise vessel with two men and a boy handling one carrying 200 irons dead weight, aided by its shallow heart and leeboards for channel navigation. Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea tablets are advertised as health aids.
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London
Thames
Exprea
Hollleter
Rocky Mountain
A Word For the Keiser in a Curious Exchange
A quirky transcript shows Mr Rafferty and Mr Dalton debating language and translation in a humorous exchange about kaleor and other misheard terms. The Washington Sur provides a tangential note on Carnation Flour patent quality and a playful miscommunication.
The Baby Beneath a Parent’s Shifting Look
A mother shows her four week old to a college friend and discusses how relatives claim the infant resembles each of them. She notes eyes like hers, a mouth like the father, Burton features, and echoes of Grandpa Burton, Grandmother Younglove, Aunt Lou, and brother Ned, confessing the doubt over who the baby truly resembles as he grows.
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Lucy
Mrs. Youngmother
Mamma
Bis
Bia
Burton
Jack
Younglove
Tilkehin
Lou
Ike
Ned
Theobald Whiskey-That's Right Advertising Slogan
Theobald Whiskey-That's Right markets "Theobala Whisky-That's Right" as a household phrase for the Old Coon and Old Mark whiskeys. The ad touts a half century of reputation and medicine-like use, offering quart bottles at three dollars and twenty cents and single quarts at one dollar from The Throbald & Son Co. Columbus, Ohio.
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Old Coon
Acre
Throbald & Son Co
Columbus
Banana City Times Try the Mirror column entry
A reader asks Mr Meenwetl to visit his brother William who has faced misfortune. The columnist notes the need to support him and urges the brother to take responsibility for his troubles through personal effort.
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William
Mr. Meenwetl
Banana City Times
The Awakening Angel in a Fiery Embrace?
A garbled fragment suggests a tale of a man declaring a woman an angel, professing heavenly love and lifelong fidelity, with mentions of marriage and New York press context, but the text is severely corrupted and unclear in detail.
Do You Owe McClains and Settlement at Uhler-Phillips
Public notice urges immediate payment of all past due accounts to the C. W. McClain Co. and informs that Bert McClain will visit the Uhler-Phillips Co. store in the Huber block for 46 days to settle affairs as the business is closed.
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Revue Scientifique
China
Theobala Whisky
Andrelly
New York
Cleveland Math Center
Onsen
Eye
Ear
Nowe
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South
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Chicago Tribune
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Papal Center
Ohio
Markerts’ China Store
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