Regents appoint Mr Potato Head interim college president
In a surprise move Regent announced Robert Larsson leaves after two weeks to take a better offer at Our Lady of Perpetual Paranoia Junior College. His replacement is famed childhood figure Mr Potato Head who will assume the presidency Wednesday amid a humorous policy explanation and family remarks.
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B-52 Bomber Crashes Into Bonner Hall At Lee College
A B 52 bomber, misled by a misread signal, crashed into Bonner Hall at Lee College after confusing a SAC call with a public service message. Eight crewmen received failing grades in English class, minor injuries reported, and campus damage included toppled pine trees and shattered windows.
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Vending Machines Turn Rebel On Campus
Rhonda Boozeman reports fighting between students and vending machines at Lee College. After a student received no drink, he attacked a Coke machine, was found crushed, and life flights carried him to San Jacinto Methodist. National Guard deployed amid ongoing reports of candy and soda machine uprisings.
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