The Kadoka Press (Newspaper) - March 18, 1910, Kadoka, South DakotaHER
PHYSICIAN
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I.at wlminr««,
"People are getting so they o as
they please,” said Mr. Sirius Barker,
gloomily.
“But see how we are progressing!”
"Yes Ixtok at these aeroplanes. We
aren’t satisfied with snapping our fin-
gers at the revised statutes and police
regulations. We haven’t even any re-
spect for the law of gravitation.”—
Washington Star.
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pure for dispensing.
A Waning.
Miss Jeannette L. Glider, the well
known editor and author, is ci anti
suffragette. At the Colony Club in
York, arguing the question of
woman suffrage. Miss Gilder said with
a smile:
“But the suffragettes must stop
abusing us. They must stop likening
ns to the Southern slaves who didn't
Want freedom. Or we
She paused.
“U is like a remark I heard at
bridge," she said. "A good player, a
general, growled and complained
dreadfully about his partner's blun-
ders. The partner took all that meek-
ly, continuing to do his poor best- But
suddenly the general roared:
“
*You played a spade! /Jf sll thf
idiotic, imbecile ’
“
’Hold on. Deh't go too far, gen-
and,* said the other, warningly. 'I can
play ten times worse than this it .
like, you know.*"
4 No Tim. tor Little Bore.
An Edinburgh gentleman died the
ether day, and a small boy, open eyed
and silent, watched while the coffin
was placed in the hearse.
“Have you said your prayers, Wll-
- said his mother, after tucking
Um into bed that night
“No. mamma," said Willie.
"Well, say them now."
"I'm not going to say any prayers
te-night," replied Willie, with the air
•f one who had fully made up bis
¦slßd.
“But you must.”
“No, not to-night,” Willie persisted.
"Why not?” asked the mother in as-
tonishment.
"It’s no use,” said Willie. "They
will be so busy in heaven to-night un-
packing Mr. Jones that they will have
so time to listen to the prayers of lip
tie boys."—Edinburgh Dispatch.
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CHAPTER XII
With the house guard for a guide I
found my host In a box-like den below
stairs; a room with a writing-table.
two chairs and a great iron strong-
box for its scanty furnishings. The old
man was sitting at the table when I
looked in, his long nose buried in a
musty parchment deed. He recognized
me at a glance, despite the hussar uni-
form. In a twinklinghe put the breadth
of the oaken table between us, hurled
the parchment deed into the open
strong-box. slammed to the cover and
gave a shrill alarm.
"Ho! you without, there! Here he
is—l have him! Help! Murder!”
The guard, a burly Dardstamter,
turned on his heel and stood at atten-
tion In the doorway, looking stolidly
for his orders, not to the shrilling mas-
ter of the house, but to the man who
wore a uniform.
"
'Tis naught," I said, speaking in
German. "He mistakes me for a rltt-
meister of the rebels.”
The soldier saluted, wheeled and
vanished; and I sat down to wait till
the old man's outcry should pause for
lack of breath. When my chance came,
I said:
"Calm yourself, Mr. Stair. T«au are
In no present danger greater than that
which you may bring upon yourself.
Blot out all the past, if you please, and
consider me now as a member ot Ixird
Cornwallis' military family seeking
quarters in your house by tty Lord's
express command."
"Quarters In my house? —*M're a reb-
el spy!” he cried. "I'll dencuncs ye to
my Lord for what ye are. Ho! ye ras-
cals, I say!”
“Peace!” I commanded. sternly:
"this is but child’s folly No man in
the British army would arrest me at
your behest. Ring the bell and sum-
mon your factor lawyer. I would have
a word or two in private with both of
you."
He dropped into a chair, and I could
see the sweat standing in great beads
on his wrinkled forehead.
“D’ye mean to kill us both?" he
gasped.
"Not if I can help it. But some bet-
ter understanding 4s needful, and we
will have it here and now, once for
all. Will you ring, or shall I?"
He made no move to reach the bell-
cord, snd I rang for him. A grinning
black boy came to the door, and see-
ing that Mr. Gilbert Stair was beyond
giving the order, I gave it myself.
"Find Master Pengarvln and send
him here quickly. Tell him Mr. Stair
wants him,**
Tufri <kas a short interval of waiting
and then the lawyer came. Being but
a little wisp of a man. all malignance
and no eourage, he would have fled
when he saw me. But I caught him by
the collar and sent him scurrying
around the table to keep his master
company.
“Now, then; how much or how little
have you two blabbed of the doings at
Appleby Hundred some weeks since?”
I demanded. “Speak out, and quickly.”
'Twas the lawyer who obeyed, and
now he was the trapped rat to Snap
blindly in despair.
"You will hang higher than Haman
when the dragoons find you,” he grit-
ted out.
mind," hald 1; “what’s done
is done. But it must be undone, and
that swiftly and thoroughly. Lie out
of it to Colonel Tarleton and the oth-
ers as you will; Captain John Stuart
and the baronet are not here to contra-
dict you, and you are the only witness-
es. Knock together some story that
will hold water and lose no time about I
It. Do you understand?"
Seeing he was not to be put to the
wall and spitted on the spot, the law-
yer recovered himself.
““Tis not the criminal at the bar
who dictates terms. Captain Ireton,"
he said, with his hateful smirk. "You
are under sentence of death, and that
by a court lawful enough in war time.”
"You refuse?” I said.
“Speaking for myself, I shall leave
no atone unturned to bring you to book.
Captain —when it suits my purpose.”
I was loath to go to extremities with
either of them; but my bridge of glass
must be defended at all hazard*.
"You would best reconsider. Mr. Pen- I
garvin. At this present moment I am I
of my Lord Cornwallis' military fam- I
lly and 1 have hla confidence. A word I
from me will put you both in arrest I
us persons whose loyalty in times past I
has been somewhat more than blown
upon."
"Bah!" said the pettifogger. "Blus-
ter is a good dog. but Holdfast is the
better. You can prove nothing, as you
well know. Moreover, with your own
neck in a noose you dare not mess and
meddle with other men's affair*"
"Dare not, you say ? I’ll tell you I
what I may dire. Master Attorney. If
you are not disposed to meet me half
way in this matter, I shall go to my
Lord, tell film how I have been cheated
out of my estate, declare the marriage
with Mistress Margery, and see that
you get your just deserts. And you
may rest assured that this soldier-earl
will right me, come what rtiay.'
’Twas a bold stroke, the boldest of
any I had made that morning; but I
was wholly unprepared for its effect
upon the lawyer. His. rage was like
that of some venomous little animal, a
thing to make an onlooker shudder and
draw back.
Master of
Appleby
nt.Aycis Ly/fDR
COPYRICKT ISM BT
THB BOWBN-MXRKILLCOMP ANT
"Never!” he hissed; "never, I say!
I'll kill her first—I’ll—” He choked in
the very exuberance of his malignance,
and his face was like the face of a man
in a tit.
‘Twas then that I saw the pointing
of bis villainy and knew that Margery
had meant when she said that for rea-
sons of his own he was holding my be-
trayal in abeyance. He was Falcon-
net’s successor and my rival. This lit-
tle reptile aspired to be the master ot
my father's acres and the husband of
my dear lady! And his holding oft
from denouncing me at once was also
explained. Taking it for granted that
the wife would bargain for the hus-
band's life, he had made a whip of his
leniency to flog Margery into subjec-
tion.
My determination was taken upon
the instant There was no safety for
Margery whilst this plotting pettifog-
ger was at large, and I stepped to the
door and called the sentry. The Darm-
stadter came back and I pointed to the
lawyer. Then, indeed, the furious lit-
tle madman found his tongue and
shrilled out his defiance.
“Curse you!” he yelled. “I’llbe quits
with you for this. Master Spy! 'Tis
your hearing now, but mine will come,
and you shall hang like a dog! I’llfol-
low you to the ends of the earth —I’ll
I made a sign and the soldier brought
his musket into play and pricked his
prisoner with the bayonet in token that
time pressed. So we w-ere rid of the
lawyer tn bodily presence, though I
could hear his snarlings and spittings
as the big Darmstadter ran him out at
the bayonet’s point.
During this tilt between his factor
and me, Mr. Gilbert Stair had stood
apart, watchful but trembling. When
we were alone I said:
“Now, Mr. Stair, I shall trouble you
to billet me somewhere In your house,
as a member of my Lord's family. Lead
on. if you please, and I’llfollow.”
He went before me without a word,
out of the little den and up the broad
stair, doddering like a man grown ten
years older in a breath, and catching
at the balustrade to steady himself as
we ascended. The room he gave me
was at an angle in one of the crookings
of the corridor, and pointing me to the
door he went pottering away, still
without a word or a look behind him.
The door was on the latch, but It
gave reluctantly, letting me in sudden-
ly when I set my shoulder to it. There
was a quick little cry, half of anger,
half of affright, from within. I drew
back hjAjjtlly, and In the act my spur
caught the door and slammed it shut
behind me. Gilbert Stair had shown
me to my lady’s chamber. I warrant
you my lady’s flushing eyes would have
crisped me to a cinder where I stood
fumbling with one hand behind me for
the latch of the slammed door. Scorn,
indignation, outraged maiden modesty,
all these thrust at me like air-drawn
daggers; and it need not her, "Fie, for
shame. Captain Ireton! —and you
would call yourself a gentleman!" to
set me afire with prinklings of abash-
ment.
What could 1 saw or do? The door-
latch would not find itself to let me
fly; and as for excuslngs, I could not
tell her that her own father had thrust
me thus upon her. Yet, had she let
me be, I hope I should have had the
wit to And the door fastening and the
grace to run away; in truth, I had the
latch in hand when she lashed out at
me again.
“HoW ire you better than the man
you warned me of?” she cried. And
then, in a tempest of grief: “Oh! you
would not leave me the respect I bore
you; you must even rob me of that to
fling it down and trample it under
foot!"
1 stumbled from the room, thinking
only how I should quickest rid me of
myself. Hastening to my garret sleep-
ing-place I buckled on my sword,
found my shako, and went straight to
my I-ord's bed-chamber. My rap at
the door went unanswered, and a
broad-shouldered young fellow in a
lieutenant’s uniform, lounging on a set-
tle In the clock landing of the stair,
told me Lord Cornwallis was gone out.
I was face to face with this young
lieutenant before I recognized him; be-
ing so bent upon haste I should have
passed him on the landing without a
second glance had he not risen to grip
me by the shoulders.
“Why!”he cried, ’is it thus you pass
an old friend without a word. Captain
I Ireton?”
'Twas my good death-watch; that
Lieutenant Tybee of the light-horse
who had sunk the British officer in the
man In that trying night at Appleby
Hundred. I returned his hearty greet-
ing as well as I might, and would have
explained my present state and stand-
ing but that I was loath to He to him.
But as to this, he saved me the shame
of it
“I knew you were no rebel. Captain
Ireton; indeed, I made bold to say us
much to our colonel, after It was all
over. I told him a soft word or two
I would have won you back to your old
service. You see I knew better than
the others what lay beneath all your
madnesses that night”
"You knew somewhat, but not all," I
said; and thereupon, lest he should In-
IvoljMyjMgg'Per and detain me longer
i lo be Rone, I has-
1
“lKh‘
find his Lordship and Colonel - •••
ton.
"'Tis the hour for parade; you will
find them at the camp," he replied. And
then, out of the honest English heart
of him: "Have you made your peace.
Captain? Do you need a friend to go
with you?”
I said I had been granted a hearing
by Lord Cornwallis but a Uttle while
before; that by my Lord's appointment
I was now a sort of honorary aide-de-
camp.
"Good!” said the lieutenant, grip-
ping my hand in a way to make me
wince for the lie-in-effect hidden in
the simple statement of fact. Then he
roared at the soldier standing guard at
the house door below: "A mount for
Captain Ireton—and be swift about it!”
I rode slowly across the common,
skirting the commissary's quarters and
making mental notes of all I saw; this
from soldier habit solely, for at the
time Ihad Uttle thought of living on to
make a spy's use of them. I need not
drag you back and forth with me on
the search I made to find Lord Corn-
wallis. 'Tis enough to say that after
missing him here and there, I ran him
to earth at the court house, where, it
was told me. my Lord was sitting in
council with his staff officers.
The old court house of our greater
Mecklenburg was a stout wooden build-
ing raised upon brick pillars to leave
a story underneath. In the time of the
British occupation this lower story
served as a market house, and the pub-
lic entrance to the court room above
was reached by steps on the outside.
In my boyhood days this outer stair
was the only one; but now in wander-
ing aimlessly through the market-place
beneath I found another flight in a cor-
ner; the "jury stair,” they called it,
since it provided the means of egress
from the jury box above.
The sight of this inner stair set me
plotting. Could I make use of it to
come unseen into the council chamber
of Lord Cornwallis and his officers?
Happily for the success of the ad-
venture there was an angle in the nar-
row stair to hide me whilst I lifted the
trap door in the court-room floor a
scant half-inch and got my bearings.
As Ihad hoped, the trap opened behind
the jury box, and I was able to raise
it cautiously and so to draw myself
up into the room abovp, unseen and
unheard.
A peep around the corner of the high
jury stalls showed me my Lord and
his suite gathered about the lawyers'
table in front of the bar. Of the staff I
recognized only Stedman, the commis-
sary-general; Tarleton, looking some-
thing the worse for his late illness;
Major Hanger, his second In command,
and the young Irishman, Lord Rawdon.
At the moment of my espial. Cornwal-
lis was speaking, and I drew back to
listen, well enough content to be in
earshot.
"What we have to consider now is
how best to reach Ferguson with an
express instantly," his Lordship was
saying. "This rising of the over-moun-
tain men is likely to prove a serious
matter —not only for the major, but for
the king’s cause in the two provinces.
Lacking positive orders to the contrary,
Ferguson will fight—we ail know that;
and if he should be defeated 'twill
hopelessly undo his work among the
border kyalists and set us back anoth-
er twelvemonth.”
“Ther. your Lordship will order him
to com*, in with what he has?" said a
voice which I knew for Colonel Tarle-
ton’s.
Instanter, had I a sure man to send.”
"I can find you a hundred amongst
the late royalist recruits." 'Twas young
Lord Rawdon who said this.
"I would sooner trust this new aide
of mine. He comes straight from the
major and can find bis way back
again.”
Tarleton laughed. "I fear we shall
never agree upon him, my Lord. Iknow
not how lie has made his peace with
you. but I do assure you he is as great
a rascal as ever went unhung. ’Tis
true, as you say, I did not go into the
particulars; but were Captain Stuart
or Sir Francis Falconnet here, either
of them would convince your Lordship
In a twinkling.”
(To be continued.)
A Mean ’rtlck.
“Talking of mean triekfc,' 1 said the
big man, “there was Ballantine. This
man Ballantine came in late to a song
recital al Palm Beach, and there wasn't
a vacant seat in the bouse.
“Ballantine noticed Mr* Jerome
Blank. Mrs. Jerome Blank, he knew,
had a very handsome busband that she
kept a strict watch c-ver. slhe didn’t
like him to associate with any of the
fair sex.
“Ballantine, edging near to Mrs.
Blank, who had an excellent seat, said
in a loud voice to a friend:
" Who was that enormously pretty
girl I saw Jerome Blank talking to on
the pier?’
“In about four seconds Mrs. Blank
was gone and Ballantine was seated
comfortably in her chair.”—Kansas
City Star.
A la Webater.
She
—What’s the difference between
an engagement and an unders andlng?
He
—Well, an understanding Is a
kjssable arrangement whereby each
may act with impunity, and may
either ripen Into an engagement or
be cancelled by either party if ths
other does not live up to expectations.
—Yale Record.
Uncle Ebrn Bays.
"Some men,” said Uncle Eben, “is so
hopeful of wakin’ up an’ findin’ deir-
se'fs famous dat dey puts in mos’ o’
delr time goln' to sleep."—Washington
Star.
A Cate Child.
"Every time the Ktby looks into my
face he smiles," said Mr. Meekins.
“Well,” answered his wife, "it may
not be exactly polite, but it shows ha
has a sense of humor.”
¦mawee—awawm-— ¦¦ .1—
Aeeitl«M< Slallatlee.
every : tk!kiSL.aM||
KING MANUEL’S SPARTAN LIFE.
Ills Daily Regime Divided Between
ExerclAc and ('area ot Statecraft.
The recent visit of the young King
Manuel of Portugal to England revives
the sad memory of the fateful Feb. 1,
1208, when King Carlos and the crown
prince were done to death before
Queen Amelie’s eyes, says Answers.
Despite his extreme youth, the king
of Portugal leads a Spartan life. At
8 a. m. he rises and performs a rapid
toilet, and, after reading the newspa-
pers (Portuguese and foreign), he has
a light breakfast at 9 a. m. Next, he
attends to his daily correspondence
until 10:30, when he fences for an
hour. At 11:30 he takes an hour’s
ride in the grounds of the royal pal-
ace, mounted always on his English
horse Jumper and followed by his fa-
vorite terrier Tiger.
The sfternoon is spent in audiences
with catdnet ministers and others, and
In the evening, after a walk in the
gardens of the royal palace, he re-
ceives a prominent cabinet minister,
who informs the king of the day’s hap-
penings. The hours from 5:30 to 8
p. m. King Mancen always spends with
his mother.
After dinner he plays billiards or
cards or converses till 10 p. m., when
he readr. the evening newspapers for
an hour before going to bed.
One evidence of King Manuel’s great
love for his mother is his awarding
to Queen Amelie the ribbons of the
three military orders of San Bentos
d'Aviz, Christo and Sao Thiago. Some
considerable opposition was offered to
his majesty's wish by the prime minis-
ter, who pointed out that it was unusu-
al to confer these distinctions on a
woman. But the young king's decision
was firm.
"Thosfl orders are granted for hero-
ism,” he said, "and the whole history
of my country possesses no nobler in-
stance of bravery and self-abnegation
than the way in which her majesty
strove to protect my poor father and
brother.” And the prime minlsted had
to give way.
The great earthquake that devastat-
ed the district on the left side of the
Tagus In April last must still be fresh
in our readers' memories. King Man-
uel did much at that time to popular-
ize himself with his subjects. One day
he went to the scene of a particularly
disastrous shock and personally assist-
ed in ministering to the needs of the
sufferers. An old baker who waa
among a party engaged in making
bread for the homeless people seized
him by the hand as he was leaving,
and said:
"Well, good-by, my boy! I shall
hope to see you again soon!”
The remark pleased the young king
more than many a courtly compli-
ment.
On the same occasion there was one
man who, so the doctors said, could be
saved only by the speedy administra-
tion of a certain drug. They, how-
ever, deplored the fact that they had
not got it with them. King Manuel
overheard this and exclaimed that he
had, fortunately, brought some. He
ran to his motor car, fetched the drug
and helped to administer it himself.
The man recovered.
King Manuel's friendliness toward
our country is well known.
A party of Booth line tourists—all
English—were at Pampilhosa station
one day, when the saloon carriage of
the young monarch was drawn up
alongside the platform. There was a
great crush and one of the lady tour-
ists was forced practically on to the
steps of the royal compartment. She
had in her hand a picture postcard
photograph of the king, and, observ-
ing this, his majesty drew a fountain
pen from his pocket and smilingly
signed It.
He afterward shook hands with the
rest of the tourists.
U Wit of the Youngsters $
Small Boy—Mamma, did ths ani-
mals go into the ark in pairs? Mam-
ma-Yes, dear. Small Boy—Then who
went with auntie?
‘My mamma got a hand-painted din-
ner set for Christmas,” said little Lola,
proudly. "Huh!” rejoined small Bes-
sie, "that's nothing to boast of. Last
year papa gave mamma a house that
was hand painted.”
“Well,Harry,” said the minister who
was making a call, ’do you think you
will be a better boy this year than
you were last?” "I hope so,” replied
the little fellow. "I was sick more
than half the time last year.”
Humors ot the City,
Since the introduction of the exit
at-the-front can it is customary for
the conductor to notify the motor man
of disembarking passengers by shout-
ing "Coming out!”
The other day as a Troost car
reached Campbell street the conductor
shouted:
"Camel-coming-out! ”
A stranger looked up expecting to
see a man with a hump on his back.—
Kansas City Times.
A War Play.
Said the manager: “You are sup-
posed to be badly injured in the sec-
ond act.”
Said the star: “What about if?"
“I won't have a wounded man come
before the audience to make a speech.”
“But I must have my curtain call."
“Then you’ll have to come out on
a streUher, that’s all.”—Kansas City
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Oldest Inna In Enslnnd.
The Fighting Cocks Inn, on the rivet
Ver, St. Albans, said to be “over 1,101
years old,” claims to be the oldest in-
habited house in the kingdom, but the
Saracen's Head, Newark, memorable
in the story of Jeanie Deans, can actu-
ally, it seems, show title deeds dating
back to 1341. The oldest tavern bill
extant is that of Richard de Insula,
bishop of Durham, at the Angel Ina,
Blyth, Notts, anno 1274. The item "la
Coquina, 275, sis somewhat ex-
cessive, taking the relative value of
money into consideration.—London
Athenaeum.
Beniatlful Wall I'oatliigu for Homa*
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things in these modern days is th<
beautiful, perfect and sanitary wal
coatings for our homes. Alabastine li
the name of a rich, soft and velvety
preparation for the decoration of walli
and ceilings. It adheres to the walli
of its own adhesive qualities. It is in-
expensive, clean, artistic and so ea»
ily put on that any one can follow ths
printed directions on every package
Any shade or tint is easily produced.
Alabastine is proof against insects oi
disease germs so prevalent in wall
per. It does not rub off and flake )ik«
kalsomine. A cccnplete color plan fat
the walls of the home and stencils is
help make the home beautiful, together
with a book about home decorations
and samples of color effects will all be
sent free by the Alabastine Company,
482 Grandvll’e avenue. Grand Rapids,
Mich. The liberal offers of this com-
pany to home decorators in our adver-
tising columns elsewhere in this pap»r
deserve careful perusal.
Dllnatroga.
Doctor —Have you been taking an oc-
casional cold plunge, as I advised?
Dyspeptic Capitalist—Yes, I’ve been
investing heavily in ice stocks—and I
got nipped.—Chicago Tribune.
PUBLISHED EVERY WINTER
Famous Cough and Cold Prescrlpiloa
Has Cured Hundreds Here.
“Get two ounces of Glycerine and
half an ounce of Concentrated Pin*
compound. Then get half a pint of
good whiskey and put the other two
Ingredients into it. Take a teaspoon-
ful to a tablespoonful of this mixture
after each meal and at bed time.
Shake the bottle well each time." Thia
is said to be the quickest cold and
cough remedy known. It frequently
cures the worst colds in twenty-fouf
hours. But be sure to get only the
genuine Concentrated Pine. Each han
ounce bottle comes put up in a tig
screw-top case. Don't use the weakeg
pine preparations. Any druggist has
it on hand or will quickly get it from
his wholesale house.
In the Rough.
A man mixed some strychnin* wit*
wheat,
And fed. it to the English sparrows.
Said the cat: “What makes
The birds taste so queer?"
And there wasn't a dry eye in the !glo*
Only One "BROMO ql’lNIJIB"
That is LAXATIVEBROMO QUININE. Leak
for the sisnature of E. W. GROVE. Used the
world over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c.
Ancient Instance.
"Things are getting too hot for me!*
gasped the phoenix, with its expiring
breath. “Here's where I retire!”
Thus the historic bird set an exam-
ple that mankind has been proverbial-
ly reluctant to follow.
It quit under fire.
BARKING, HACKING,RASPINti COUGH
can be broken quickly by Allen's Luna Haleam
This old, reliable remedy lias been sold for over 40
years. Ask your druggist about it.
Aloft and Alow.
Ths traveler was taking his first view
of Chicago.
“There are so many irregularities la
your sky line,” he said.
"Well, you'll hear the same thing
about our tunnel lines,” observed tM
native, with some hesitation.
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