Yew Men Balance Resolution With a Dairy
A humorous note suggests men can maintain ambition while running a dairy business, highlighting a quirky conflict between personal goals and practical work.
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Newspaper
The Jefferson County Record
Location
Diller, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Jun 02, 1899
Page
3
A humorous note suggests men can maintain ambition while running a dairy business, highlighting a quirky conflict between personal goals and practical work.
The U S Patent Office classifies inventions into 34 divisions and notes examiners in all but division 4 are over a month behind. Five patents were issued to Iowa Nebraska Minnesota and Missouri inventors this week. A Newton Iowa resident, N K Show, was granted a patent for a labor saving beveling and sharpening machine for disks and harrows powered by a steam driven roller system. Printed information on securing and valuing patents is available by request. THOMAS G ORWIG & CO solicitors of Patents Des Moines Iowa May 13 1899.
A Kentuckian asserts waterproof coats suit stomachs while cable roads face doom without grip.
George D. Williamson recounts a snowslide near Lake City Hinsdale county that swept a log and him 300 feet up a gulch. He clung to a limb as debris and timber filled the canyon while his companion cried out in fear before the avalanche spent.
A man fined for selling tinted butter reacts, saying he expected punishment and laments being fined by a judge with dyed whiskers. The Indianapolis Journal reports the remark amid the case details.
A report states the Tartaran alphabet contains 202 letters, claiming it is the world’s longest. The article emphasizes the unique script and its linguistic scope within Tartaran culture.
A 1899 Buffalo Express item outlines the New York Central leased and operated lines totaling 6 114.81 miles east of Buffalo. It lists the breakdown by line such as New York Central and branches 819.45 miles and West Shore and branches 495.20, totaling 2 892.86 miles in the eastern system with overall line mileage 4 453.83 and Buffalo terminals adding 1 660.93 miles.
A dozen or more 45 consoidation compound freight locomotives ordered for the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad southern division are in service, increasing Mississippi division train haul by 40 percent. The compound ten wheel passenger engines show strong pulling power and speed, with further gains expected after grade reductions are completed.
The text offers a dated, fragmentary reflection on women’s life choices and men’s talk, with an old time voice. It blends generic social commentary with sharp observations about personality and circumstance, but lacks concrete events or identifiable subjects.
The Kansas City Journal recalls Col. Richard I. Dodge reporting a delegation of Indians complaining about government soap. Dodge investigated and found the tribe had been eating their soap ration and disliked the taste.
Faultless Starch rapidly supersedes old style starches saving labor and money and making collars and cuffs look new. All grocers stock it in large packages.
Rear Admiral Kautz, before departing for Samoa, told an inquiring young woman he had felt fear only once. He recalled a stray ball knocking his cigar out of his mouth and stated there wasn’t another aboard.
Amos Kelner of Cherry Valley Illinois pens a stark testimonial dated November 23 1895. He claims doctors warned of death and credits Piso cured his consumption in a dramatic personal note.
In a light exchange cited by Puck, an investigation is delayed as officials debate the precise location of Samoa. A responder jokes about looking it up if the controversy worsens.
advertisement extols Allen's Foot Ease powder to ease tight shoes and cure corns bunions and sweaty feet. urges purchase at druggists and shoe stores for 25 cents with free sample offered. mentions Allen Olmsted LeRoy New York and ends with a reflective note on modern childhood worries.
Excursion to Detroit via the Wabash for the U P S C E Convention runs July 5 to 10 with tickets on July 3 4 and 5. Short lines from Chicago or St Louis to Detroit offer side trips to Niagara Falls Toronto Montreal Mackinac and more at low rates by Lake or Rail. For rates and folders contact G N Clayton Room 302 Karbach Bldg Omaha Neb.
The sentence credits sleeplessness with fueling creative imagination and eloquence across cultures and eras. It suggests restlessness drives artists, writers, and thinkers to produce vivid ideas and persuasive language, influencing literature and discourse worldwide.
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