Beat Little Ball Player
Four year-old Mary Ellen imitates her seven-year-old father and his friends as she joins outside games. She chases fly balls and dreams of being a pitcher, proudly declaring her aim and mimicking a man at the ball park while her throws go wild.
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Strictly Belonged to Him Exchange Fragment
A speaker recalls tidying the living room with children and Edwin while Betty resents a task. A male voice asserts authority saying, You can't. That is a middle set work and I am the only middle male here to do it.
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At-Home Corn Removal Tip With Freezone Bottle
A casual ad explains lifting off hard or soft corns and calluses from feet using Freezone. A tiny bottle costs little at drug stores and a few drops stop pain, letting you remove the corn or callous root and all without pain.
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Lardner's Quick Fix Delights Philadelphia Club
Chauncey M Depew admires Ring Lardner and recalls a club anecdote where Lardner reassures a man he can stay by claiming the wife approves. He then telephones and says the wife says the man can remain, detailing how she was told he is roaring drunk and should be brought home or kept there.
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Ring Lardner
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Lardner
Dove Hatches Chickens Experiment Proves Successful
Mrs. Ernest Hirsch of Pittsburgh raised two doves as foster parents for a baby chicken. After three weeks the doves incubated a hen's egg placed under them. The dove pair alternated sitting, the egg hatched, and a chick emerged eager to leave the nest.
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Ernest Hirsch
Pittsburgh
Odd Twins Named After War Leaders Stir East End Church
A British couple christened month-old twins at an East London church. When asked their names the father proclaimed Haig Pershing Foch Mons Lloyd George Clemenceau Jones. The rector gasped then asked the second child’s name. The mother whispered Maud.
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Innocent Old Bird Soup Gag Turns Bill O Weary
A humorous exchange features an old man asking if soup is on the bill and a waiter replying none was spilled, highlighting a comic kitchen misreading. The skit plays on restaurant banter with a lighthearted twist.
Bryan forecasts a single moral standard for the nation
William J. Bryan told the Presbyterian general assembly that a federal constitutional amendment will soon unify moral standards for men and women, abolish licensing of vice, and apply penalties for immorality to all equally. A plan uniting 18 Protestant denominations including Armenian Evangelical, Baptist, Congregational, and Methodist churches was approved, with broader action needed from other denominations.
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William J. Bryan
General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church
United States
Bryan
General Assembly
Armenian Evangelical Church
Baptist Churches
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Evangelical Synod of North America
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Wilson asks Congress to accept mandate over Armenia
President Wilson urged a hard decision to accept a United States mandate for Armenia. He framed it as the people's wish and asked Congress to act, with the message read in both houses and referred to the foreign relations committees. Senator Harding opposed any mandate and predicted Senate denial.
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United States
Armenia
Congress
Wilson
Committee On Foreign Relations
Senate
Senate Committee
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Newark Tent City Springs Up As Evicted Renters Camp
In Newark New Jersey fourteen families with four to ten children each find shelter in a Vailsburg playground after landlords push rents past the tariff and force tenants to flee crowded tenements. Mayor Gillen funds lumber tents drains lighting and water extensions and plans to collect rent later.
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Vailsburg Playground
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Car plunges into flood kills five year old in Nebraska
Five year old Lloyd Harmon died when a car carrying his parents Mr and Mrs Burch Harmon drove off a washed out bridge near Auburn Nebraska. Torrential floodwaters swept the vehicle into a drainage ditch then into the Nemaha river. Mr Harmon managed to rescue his wife after the car traveled about 200 yards downstream.
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Neb
Lloyd Harmon
Burch
Harmon
Harmons
Nemaha
Tornadoes Hit Minnesota Towns Causing Fatality and Injuries
A Minnesota storm near Northfield tore through southeastern towns injuring eight people and killing the 11 week old daughter of Mr and Mrs Godfrey Swanson of Red Wing. Destruction reported in Prairieville and nearby areas with violent gusts and damage to several residences.
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Minneapolis
Minn
Minnesota
Godfrey Swanson
Red Wing
Northfield
Enroute
Prairieville
Wind and hammer metaphor from Edinburgh Scotsman
A brief quip contrasts Schreecham's view of a man as anvil or hammer with Peacham's remark that most are bellows, attributed to the Edinburgh Scotsman. The exchange frames a literary reflection on usefulness and effort.
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Schreecham
Peacham
Edinburgh Scotsman
Bayer Aspirin Pills Shown Safe by Millions
Aspirin tablets marketed as Bayer Tablets of Aspirin are presented as genuine and proven safe by millions of users. The claim emphasizes long standing trust and product safety.
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Bayer
Huge Cost of Life Insurance Incomplete Entry
A fragment notes a figure near 15,000,000 and references life insurance costs or policies. The text is garbled and lacks clear names, dates, or places, making precise attribution difficult.
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