No Hayseed Nor Angel In Agronomy Class
A Kansas high school student boasts top marks in history English literature and German then cites a grade in agriculture with the remark I’m no hayseed. A department grade is noted as not entirely satisfactory and she adds I’m not bloomin’ angel either.
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Kansas
Kansas City Star
Chivalry Shown When Silk Hat Is Sat Upon
A town mass meeting features an elderly, stylish citizen who loses his hat to a seated passerby. He responds with courtesy asking if she harmed herself, displaying calm composure amid misfortune. The anecdote from the Kansas City Star highlights polite dignity in an awkward moment.
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Kansas City Star
Designing Widow Feeds Man Cure for Bachelorhood
A wry proverb-like line suggests a widow aims to cure bachelorhood by feeding the man to her designs. The quip underscores marriage as social remedy and mocks single life. It reflects humor about courtship and domestic schemes common in periodicals.
Girl’s Sunburn Warning From Dimples on Arms
A health note links visible dimples on a girl’s arms to sunburn risk. It cautions caregivers about sun exposure for children with marked skin dimples and advises protective clothing and sunscreen to prevent damage.
Proud and Glad: Ohio Woman Quits Coffee and Improves Health
An Ohio woman details her struggle with coffee caused nervousness heart trouble and ulcers. After eighty years of coffee use she quits and begins Postum noting immediate relief including stopped belching, better sleep and weight gain from 126 pounds. The account emphasizes caffeine harms and tea as an alternative.
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Ohio
Nebraska factory owners plan state convention in Omaha
Nebraska manufacturers will meet in Omaha on November 14 and 15 to form a state association to protect industry and promote growth. Governor Aldrich endorses the move, aiming to unite factions and boost resources, freight rates, and Nebraska made goods for world markets. The convention committee, led by F. L Ellick, laid plans with participants from Lincoln Crete Beatrice and Omaha, and topics include worker safety fire waste and blue sky law.
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Manufacturers of
Nebraska
Manufacturers Association
Aldrich
Organization of Manufacturers
F. I. Ellick
C. B. Towle
J. H. Harpham
W. ©. Shinn
Lincoln
John H. Morehead
F. L Ellick
C. L. Aller
Crete Mills
Crete
Wm. Bischof, Jr
King Drill Co
Nebraska City
C. B. Dempster
Dempster Mill Mfg. Co
Beatrice
Gerald Ehernberger
Wells-Abbott-Niemann Co
Schuy- Harpham & Awning Co
W. C. Shinn
Curtis, Towle & Paine Co
J. W. Towle
Omaha Structural Steel Co
Alleges 14 year old causes death by fire in Leipsig
In Sioux City a fourteen year old boy is accused of causing the death of the Brudel couple's two year old child in Leipsig North Dakota by setting fire to the child's clothing.
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Sioux City
Grand Union Mining Stock Award Sought in Suits
Colorado Springs reports two million dollars of Grand Union Mining Company capital stock from New York and Mexico will be awarded to Dr. J. G. Hollingsworth of Kansas City in his suit against Edward Tufts. The case concerns damages in a long running dispute.
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Colorado
Springs
Colo
Grand Union Mining Company
New York
Mexico
J. G. Hollingsworth
Kansas City
Edward Tufts
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In These Days of Divorces A Child’s Tale in Savannah
A Savannah Morning News item recounts a Sunday encounter with a young boy sitting on steps. Ted Robinson notes the boy’s blue eyes and golden curls as the observer muses on family ties amid a divorce era. The piece blends affectionate observation with a pointed nod to custody reality.
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Papa
Savannah Morning News
Dandruff Erruption Healed by Cuticura Treatment
Charles Judlin of 3002 Cass St St. Louis reports five years of severe body and scalp itching with dandruff hair loss and sleeplessness. After using Cuticura Soap and Ointment for one month he was cured and hair stopped shedding. Sample offers and Boston address included.
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Boston
Rope to Tie Five Cubic Feet of Water
An Arab asks to borrow a rope to tie up water, neighbor explains that Al Igh is great and allows strange things with a rope when lending is refused. The tale appears in the Boston Evening Transcript.
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Boston Evening Transcript
Rich bachelor seeks housekeeper to untangle life
A wealthy single man sighs over his sixes and sevens and asks for a good able bodied woman to come to his home and straighten his tangled affairs by cleaning the house and bringing meaning back to life. The woman responds with hopeful interest as the proposal unfolds.
Pat-Mrs Flannigan Reports Scaffolding Fall
Report reaches that Moike Flannigan fell from a scaffold and died his wife collapses in fear then Pat urges calm saying only his leg is broken. The exchange hints at local dramatic events and reactions.
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Pat
What is natural selection according to Miss Fluff
A zoology professor asks about natural selection and Miss Fluff answers with a dating satire claiming it means a young woman chooses a wealthy husband. The remark targets courtship and economic selection rather than biology.
Nell Brown and Dolly Smith Engage In Rumored Match
Nell Brown and Dolly Smith are engaged in speculated plans as comments hint at their closer relationship. The pair have drawn attention from friends and local circles amid talk of a future together.
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Nell
Bob Brown
Dolly Smith
Sue
A Joke About Fireless Cookers and Smoke Free Husbands
The quip contrasts a fireless cooker with a smoke less husband in a humorous exchange. It reflects light domestic wit and playful bragging about household conveniences.
You Can Curb Catarrh By Cole's Carbolaaire
Remedy advertised for catarrh claimed effective with druggists selling Cole's Carbolaaire at 25 and 0c. a bottle.
Cheap skates crowd the skating rink entrances
A short note highlights many skaters outside the rink selling footwear and gear at low prices. It mentions vendors and the public’s interest in affordable skates amid a busy skating season.
Clergyman Testimony Boosts Dodds Kidney Pills
Rev Edmund Heslop of Wigton Pennsylvania suffered dropsy with swollen limbs and fatigue. After using five boxes of Dodds Kidney Pills the swelling faded and he regained strength. He remained convinced of the remedy and endorsed its benefits. Dodds Kidney Pills cost 50 cents a box from Dodds Medicine Co Buffalo NY free household hints and recipes offered.
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Wigton
HL Heslop
Dodds
Dodds Medicine Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Man insists on saying nought in phone numbers
A city resident, known for pronouncing O as nought in dialed numbers, is corrected by operators who say three double O. After calling central and saying Hello, he heard Hell-nought from a operator who issued a quiet rebuke which he accepted.
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Springfield Republican
Objections Provoke Airing of Tension Between Voices
A terse exchange captures a struggle as one speaker accuses the other of giving up, while the other retorts that the grip itself has taken hold, signaling a tense confrontation. The dialogue implies power dynamics and emotional strain without explicit resolution.
Language Fragments Hint at a Firm's Closure
Fragmentary OCR text notes a business in trouble with the comment So the firm's gone under and a brief regretful exchange. The readable lines suggest a small company facing collapse, but no names or places are available to anchor the item.
Beate and Groom Exchange Union Label Teasing
A playful exchange recalls a wedding moment as the groom and bride joke about a beloved union label stuck on their suitcases. Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup is also referenced in a nostalgic, domestic tone.
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Union Label
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