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Newspaper
The Diller Record
Location
Diller, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Jul 29, 1932
Page
3
Uncle Dick asks Ted about school progress and subjects. Ted says reading writing sums and religion. They discuss differences with Joe who believes all come from monks and Adam story.
Mr Newwed asks what he has tried to bake and tearfully explains angel cake would not rise. The other remarks that it is a fallen angel cake, turning a kitchen mishap into a playful quip.
Two little girls stand before a painting in an art museum. One asks what the remark about a still life study means and the other explains that a violin picture cannot make noise. The Boston Transcript records the exchange.
A playful New Maid dilemma asks whether to announce dinner with Dinner is ready or Diaper is served The advise from Gazzettipo Illustrate Venice suggests if today mirrors yesterday to simply declare Dinner is burned as a witty alternative.
A short dialogue shifts from inquiry to blunt characterization as a victim weighs the book agent’s steadiness and ponders whether the agent is merely a wind bag or a win jammer after half an hour of talk.
London humorist quips about the most popular girl in school and a playful tale of a daughter jokingly claiming to have given chickenpox, reflecting light social satire.
A humorous exchange in the Boston Young Men's News features a pun about a cow’s coat and skin. The dialogue plays on clothing imagery and animal anatomy in a lighthearted fashion.
A brief quip contrasts how women in business are seen vs how they act, with a humorous twist on theft. The exchange hints at workplace power dynamics and gender stereotypes in a concise, tongue in cheek line.
A brief note indicates a wealthy man married into wealth and the marriage drew public interest, suggesting his wife’s influence in the union and its reception.
S. J. Brownell reports on Lilly Posch a four year old Holstein bred by BV Bump now owned by Harry Yates of Orchard Park. The cow produced 24008 pounds of milk and 8229 pounds of fat in a test period while consuming 16 pounds of grain daily and 40 pounds of beets.
Illinois dairymen are urged to join dairy herd improvement associations as authorities say fewer, better cows can raise profits. Examples show 10 cows producing 450–500 pounds butterfat yield similar returns to 27 cows with 200–250 pounds, while using less milk and butterfat overall and incurring similar feed costs.
A Wisconsin Agriculturist report analyzes 1 027 separators used by cow testing members. It finds 12 percent of units under one year fail to skim cleanly, 35 percent of five year units leave .08 percent fat, and 50 percent of 15 year units also underperform.
Nearly 700 New York dairymen in 51 counties tested 8 569 cows by mail to April. A reliable dairy thermometer is cheap insurance against losing a premium or having milk rejected. High yield per cow is the basis for profitable milk production. Cows producing tea than 200 pounds of butter fat fail to pay for the cost of feed.
A reader recalls George End and his sons in Arcadia Florida forging a rattlesnake meat business after skinning a fat rattler to make steaks. The venture proved a success as they struggle to meet orders while facing sourcing limits. The passage also notes Julius Rosenwald's Roanoke address praising straightforward smartness and a quip about a boy and a fat man with whiskers.
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