Diller Record Highlights Satire and Oddities
A string of satirical observations touches on food labels, polar ponds, Japan United States relations, hat pins for hold up men, a calamity prophecy about Roston, sacred codfish atop Faneuil Hall, a Missouri heir to fortune joining the army, and Ocean City fishermen towed by a whale.
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Roston
Faneuil Hall
Ocean City
N. J
German officer criticizes U S army discipline near Fort Sheridan
A German military man remarks on American army discipline, likely near Fort Sheridan before Highwood’s saloons became ice cream parlors. A New York doctor who left a rubber tube and pin in a Montana man’s chest is urged to write urgently, while science debates alcohol as a food and its future.
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Fort Sheridan
Highwood
New York
Montana
Gentlemen Warn Ladies Before Hat Removal In Public
The Boston Herald notes it is hard to kiss a girl wearing fashionable hats. A true gentleman should give warning so the lady may remove headgear with dignity and pace.
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The
Boston Herald
Harden innocent and guilty in repeated offense
The German editor Harden alternated between innocence and guilt on a repeated offense. The question of his true culpability versus innocence is one Germany may debate privately over beer steins.
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Harden
Germany
Surgeries Exchange Livers in Rockefeller Institute Dramatic Claim
Report mentions cats undergoing liver exchanges by surgeons at the Rockefeller Institute. It then ponders a hypothetical barter between two old men about trading livers. Separately, seventy five thousand attended the funeral of a Yiddish poet in New York, with speculation about motives.
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Rockefeller ‘Institute
New York
Keats-Shelley Memorial Association Raises Funds
The Keats-Shelley Memorial Association, formed to honor English poets, has raised $17,000 for its purpose, with $12,500 contributed from the United States. The disparity suggests which country holds greater admiration for the poets.
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United States
Immigration totals at Bilis Island depot rise past 1.4 million
The Bilis Island New York immigration depot reports 1,330,624 arrivals this year. Combined with other points the nationwide figure exceeds 1,400,000. Austria Hungary Italy Russia and Finland lead the country of origin contributions.
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Bilis Island
New York
Austria
Hungary
Italy
Russia
Finland
Optimist Club Sends Verse About Doughnut Views
An optimistic group in New York promoting nationwide membership shares verse about seeing the doughnut not the hole. Several physicians note the pessimist may feel more like an optimist and the optimist more like a pessimist after eating only what each observes.
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New York
Global gold supply by region and value
The world draws most of its annual gold supply from Africa, America and Australia. About $400 million in gold is won yearly, with Africa contributing roughly $150 million, the United States about $95 million, and Australia around $85 million. Russia, Europe, Asia, Mexico, Canada and others make up the remainder.
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Africa
America
Australia
United States
Russia
Europe
Asia
Mexico
Canada
Republicans Endorse Roosevelt at Lancaster County Meeting
At a Friday Lancaster county Republican convention 540 delegates insisted on instructing delegates to vote for President Roosevelt for another term and rejected any second choice. They refused opportunities to go on record for William H. Taft as a second option, declaring there was no second choice.
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Lancaster County
Republican Party
Roosevelt
William H. Taft
Pioneer County Surveyor Charles W. Pierce Dies in Nebraska City
Charles W. Pierce, an early county surveyor and pivotal figure in Nebraska City, died at his home after bronchial illness developed into pneumonia. Born February 21 1828 in New York City, he studied civil engineering, worked with surveyors in Dubuque and Council Bluffs, ran a ferry at Bellevue, and helped plat Nebraska City in 1854.
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Charles W. Pierce
Nebraska City
Mr. Pierce
New York City
Dubuque
Iowa
Kanesville
Council Bluffs
Bellevue
Neb
Sidney
Nebraska
Glad Tidings About Wheat Reports From Lincoln Agents
Threshing machine men in Lincoln report optimistic outlook for the 1908 winter wheat crop. Travelers note good signs, large acreage, and rain and snow protecting fields. No insect damage noted, with prospects for an average yield of good grade despite regional variations.
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Lincoln
Firetrap at Lyons Prompts Safety Order For Opera House
Labor Commissioner Ryder orders the Lyons opera house owner to reconstruct the building for public safety after inspecting both interior and exterior layouts. He believes the second floor hall with a rear narrow stairway and single rear exit is unsafe and will push for a side entrance and improved gas footlights. The owner is in Iowa while the lessee lives in Lyons.
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Lyons
Labor
Ryder
Opera House
Iowa
Love's Plea Freeing Martin by Governor Sheldon
John Martin, released from a five year sentence after a gubernatorial commutation, becomes Miss Anya Anderson's valentine. Anderson had pursued the governor for weeks to secure his release, claiming to back him financially and care for him. The governor denied further clemency after hearing the plea, noting Martin had already been punished sufficiently.
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Love
John Martin
Anya Anderson
Valentine
Sheldon
Marn
Miss Anderson
Martin
Lincoln
Death of Dodge Countys Oldest Citizen Harlow Goff
Harlow Goff, born January 14, 1814 in Augusta New York, died at 94 at his Fremont home on North Broad Street. A lifelong active worker he chopped wood daily and credited outdoor activity for his health. He married Mary Knox in 1843 in New York. Mary died in Fremont about eight years ago. He lived on a farm just north of Fremont.
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Dodge County
Harlow Goff
North Broad Street
Fremont
Mr. Goff
Augusta
New York State
Mary Knox
City
Nebraska railway pass holders face prosecution under anti-pass law
The Nebraska state railway commission has ordered Attorney General Thompson to prosecute all pass holders not on the exceptions list. After reviewing Union Pacific and Missouri Pacific reports, doctors lawyers and newspaper men alleged to have received transportation defying the law. Fines range from 100 to 1000 dollars per offense for railroads and passholders.
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Nebraska State Railway Commission
Thompson
Union Pacific
Missouri Pacific Railways
Auburn Meat Markets Visit Condemns Two Stores
Food inspector Mrs Harriet S MacMurphy visited Auburns three meat markets and condemned two for bad conditions. The third, a proprietor aware of her presence, cleaned out any objectionable items. They were forbidden to use Freezem for meat preservation. When asked for a compliant alternative she replied salt pepper and saltpetre.
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Harriet S.macmurphy
Auburn
Beatrice Board Plans March Bond Election for School
Beatrice board of education has called a regular election for March 10 to decide on issuing 80 000 bonds to buy land and build a new school. With little opposition, officials expect near unanimous approval as the current building is crowded and extra quarters are rented to house two grades.
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Board of Education of’ Beatrice
Alfalfa Club Formation At Beatrice Commercial Club
Beatrice Commercial club members voted to organize an alfalfa club to cooperate with farmers for greater development of the crop. A Lincoln Commercial club letter urged Missouri Pacific extension from Virginia to Beatrice, about fifteen miles. The treasurer reported a balance of 1771.40 dollars. Members discussed various matters and expressed encouragement over the year's work.
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Alfalfa Club
Beatrice
Beatrice Commercial Club
Lincoln Commercial Club
Missouri Pacific
Virginia
Boston girl longs for a beanery in Florida greenery
A Boston young girl observes Florida scenery and laments aloud that everywhere she looks there is no beanery. Her tears reflect the surprising absence of familiar comforts in a distant landscape.
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Boston
Florida
Brown's Bronchial Traches Cure Coughs
Advertises Brown's Bronchial Traches as a remedy for bronchitis asthma and catarrh. Claims relief for sufferers with no opiates and expresses gratitude from users.
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Brown
Dogs Chase a Deer Near Maxwell Nebraska
William Gregg of Maxwell reports sheltering a live deer chased by hounds until exhausted. The dog owner is unknown. Nebraska has no open deer season, and pursuit in closed season is an offense. The deer may belong to Milton Bros. of Wallace or to a herd on the Dismal River north of Maxwell.
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William Gregg
Maxwell
Lincoln County
Nebraska
Gregg
Milton Bros
Wallace
Quote by Sir Philip Sidney on noble thoughts companionship
A compact reflection states that companionship with noble thoughts prevents loneliness. The quotation attributed to Sir Philip Sidney emphasizes inner virtue as a solace and source of strength.
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Sir Philip Sidney
Ticket salesman shoots self at Junction station
Howard Beymer, a North Western railway ticket salesman at Junction station near Norfolk, accidentally shot himself while drawing a Colt .38 revolver. He sustained five wounds to his hand and arm as the weapon discharged, bullets passing through fingers, wrist, and arm.
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Howard Beymer
Northwestern Railroad
Norfolk
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