March federal income reaches three year high at 420 million
The Treasury reports March income at 420,103,481 the highest since June 1981 while expenditures declined to 610,233,937 from February. Nine month total income stands at 2,305,704,722 with a 9 month deficit of 2,542,299,695 and public debt rising to 26.16 billion.
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Washington
Treasury Department
Treasury
Huge Sum Paid to World War Veterans
The United States Veterans' Bureau reports that in fiscal years 1932 and 1933 veterans received 1,495,064,?54 in total bounty payments. Of this, 364,162,994 was issued as adjusted compensation bonuses. Excluding the bonus, aid to disabled veterans and dependents totaled 1,130,901,860, not counting Spanish American and Civil War sums.
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Washington
United States Veterans’ Bureau
Longshoremen Strike Settled by Mediation Board
In San Francisco the mediation board named by President Roosevelt announced a peaceful settlement of a threatened strike by about 32 000 Pacific coast longshoremen. The agreement recognizes the International Longshoremen's Association and commits to collective bargaining while the union withdraws demands for a closed shop.
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San Francisco
Henry F. Gray
Roosevelt
Grady
International Longshoremen's Association
Spanish Priests Back on Payroll of State
Madrid report states the liberal Spanish republic restored 7,500 clergy to the state payroll for life. The law appropriates 16,000,000 pesetas annually for pensions to the clergy. Each priest will receive about 2,000 pesetas per year for life.
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Madrid
Cortes
Miners Celebrate Seven Hour Workday on Mitchell Day
On April 2, coal miners honored Mitchell day celebrating a seven hour workday in the bituminous coal industry. The holiday marks a shift after 36 years since the eight hour day began in the industry, named for the first president of the United Mine Workers of America.
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Washington
Mitchell
United Mine Workers of America
Rumania Maize Crop Hurt by Wet Weather
Romania's maize export, second to Argentina, will shrink in 1934 due to unfavorable winter weather and at least 25 percent crop spoilage from dampness, Bukharest reports.
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Rumania
Bukharest
Five British Officers Reach Bermuda After Hong Kong Voyage
Five naval officers sailed from Hong Kong on May 1 in a fifty four foot ketch named Taimoshan and have arrived safely in Hamilton Bermuda confirming a successful cross ocean passage.
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Hamilton
Bermuda
Hongkong
Speedy One Cylinder Motors Town Snapshot
A terse local remark portrays a small town as slow and limited to a single engine type. The dialogue implies modest industry and a preference for modest progress.
Doctor Patient Bargain Over Wary Bill
A humorous exchange shows a patient promising to remember the doctor’s advice when the bill arrives. The physician offers reassurance and a cautionary line about worries, highlighting a lighthearted clash over medical costs.
Must Grant Some Time The Adagistrate Questions Break In
The magistrate faced a rough-looking defendant in the dock and demanded how he dared to break into a gentleman's house. The exchange signals a formal hearing likely to determine guilt or leniency in the case.
Night court exchange over theft and work access
A man in the dock pleads for the chance to work after a prior daytime theft arrest last month. The judge questions the request as the man shrugs and asks for consideration.
The Negligible Groom
Betty and Mary stage a playful wedding scene with Betty claiming to be the bride and Mary as bridesmaid while the mother remarks on the missing groom. The exchange reveals a humorous, small ceremony mockup.
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Betty
Mary
Hands Up Box Showdown in Quiet Parlor Exchange
A brief exchange shows two friends debating presentation style with one preferring a box of chocolates over a formal introduction. The light dispute hints at social etiquette and the humorous tension of a casual gathering.
Old Stuff Weill Spring’s About Here
A light exchange recalls springtime anticipation and courting days. The speaker notes marriage changes the mood to domestic chores and housecleaning. The remark captures nostalgic tone and the shift from romance to routine.
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Weill
All Temperatures Car Salesman Demonstrates Radiator and Fan
The salesman explains the radiator and fan to a green customer. The dialog ends with a question about whether the car is all-season.
Baritone's Pirate Pipeline Postcard Gag
A fragment shows a baritone quipping about mail and a reunion with a correspondent style joke about learning to sing. The speaker claims graduation from a correspondence school and jokes that a lot of mail was lost.
To the Nth Degree Hospital Banter
Comic dialogue from Capper's Weekly about patient requests and hospital staff reactions, highlighting a miscommunication between patient and medical team with a running joke about head purses and foot nurses. The exchange satirizes hospital care norms and patient expectations.
Barometer Purchase Ends With Weather Joke
A peasant buys a barometer and, after a fortnight, the instrument maker asks if he is satisfied. The peasant replies that he is not impressed, claiming they have had fine weather all the time.
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Pearson
Limerick Chorus on Gas Bills and Sprinters Feet
A playful verse notes gas bills never pause, comparing sprinters’ speed to their many feet. The quip blends finance with whimsy, hinting at the burden of rising costs while celebrating athletic speed.
Numerically Speaking Boy balances on head claims math age
A six year old balances on his head when an elderly woman notes the feat. He corrects her with a joke that he is nine while upside down, insisting the stunt is safe and amusing.
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Missis
Fleeting Time Lecturer Ends Speech Amid Apology
A speaker apologizes for lengthy remarks noting no clock or watch in the room. A calendar behind the lecturer becomes a playful aside as the exchange ends.
Two Sides of a Story in Political Field
A Washington Star quote highlights that every story has two sides and that the number of sides depends on how many political parties are in the field. Senator Sorghum notes the variance with the number of parties shaping the narrative.
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Senator Sorghum
Washington Star
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