Witty Quotes Paint Juxtapositions Across Papers
A collage of humorous snippets and misheard lines from multiple papers, showcasing puns, proverbs, and social quips. The collection highlights light banter on wealth, manners, love, and daily life, with occasional vintage magazine asides and bid for editorial wit.
Cannibal Tribe on Seri Island Inhabit Gulf of California
A San Francisco reporter recounts meeting the Seri, claiming 174 cannibal people on Seri Island near Mexico. He describes their appearance, living in low shrub houses or caves, trading albatross mats, and defending their island with poisoned arrows. He notes the tribe diminishing and possibly extinct in years. He also details a Mexico mining journey and a peculiar well near Stanwood with persistent gas and wind-driven air currents.
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New Mexican
Seri Island
Gulf of California
Mexico
George G. McNamara
San Francisco
Ishind
Seri
Mr. McNamara
Montazties
Cortex
Port Townsend
Hermossilo
Soyopo
Bacunora
Spain
Chihualina
Mambrino Stallion Mambrino Mohawk in Routsown sale
Mambrino Mohawk, a prized stallion of tall build and grand line, offered by N. Andrews at Village Stock Farm Routstown with reduced prices for patronage. Sale runs May to December with terms of 10 dollars in insurance and foal contingencies. mares can be viewed Sundays excepted at the Stable in Mogadore.
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Mamdriso MouawWe
ManonsNo b.UsaWa
Linn
Roadsters
Patchen
Stobawk
Mambrino Fatelwn
Lady Thorn
Fatchen
Ben Magilin
Mawbring Ciel
Lady
Thora Mimbrine
Mambrine
Messenger
Sir Archie
Limp
Dain
Trassport
Vy Virginias
Duroc
Dutor Miller
Imp. Messenger
Masuario Moiawas
Mambring Patchou
Guy Wilkes
Moca Watkes
Vuri
Bermuda
Fateben
Mamribo Pateven
Silverone
Wally
Charlo
Linnie
Mambbring
Mambring
Matchen
Censon
Routstown
Mogadore
N. Andrews
Quaker Boy of Long Ago Defies Brother's Interference
A tale from the Quakers features Me Moses W. a patient, gentle child who secretly builds a barn out of blocks. His brother Benjamin pressures him to follow rules, provoking a firm stand when Moses declares he will mind his own bidding and create his own barn.
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Uyo
Moses W
Anna Carpenter
Moses
Benjamin
Mosie
Benjie
Father
Pease
Ensie
Meissonier's 1814 and the world’s costliest art tale
A long, mixed report recounts Meissonier’s tiny 1814 painting and its path to fame and riches, noting a $150,000 sale after a series of bids and indicating the work’s dramatic rise from a small canvas. It also parodies New York society, mentioning the Smith family and a humorous tale about a spelling change into Plainsmith.
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Meissonier
N.Y. Swe
Napoleon I
Cate
M. Delhante
Meissoufer
Delbante
Delhante
1814
Maissonier
Deshante
Vanderbilt
M. Bague
M. Chauchant
Munkaety
Christ
Pilate
Millet
Angelus
Clever Method of Detecting a Thief in Cavalry Barracks
A corporal used a trick to identify a thief by ink blackening a tin dish and singling out the guilty man when all touched it except one. The untruthful soldier confessed after being exposed and received two dozen lashes. The corporal remains in service with a commission. A separate note from Georgetown Maine reports a man shipping smelts to New York received a 2 cent postage stamp as proceeds.
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Boston Post
Rip van Winkle
Bd A. Newton
Yale
The
Courant
Hartford
Boise
Maine
Portland
Boston
Franklin County
Stannens
Moravia
Immu
St. James’ Gazelle
Georgetown
New York Commission House
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Italy
Washington
Joston Herald
6 Magazine
Wishington Port
Liam
Ibis
Atchison
Larsford
Fred
Wat Bois Courier
Binghamton
St. Joseph
Lowell Courier
New Orleans
Jack
Kate
Asap Petoon
WN. Y. Herald
Herald
Briges
Watts
Potts
Indianapolis Journal
Brown
N. F
Saratoga
Zeras
Scott
Harper's Bazar
Bridges
Brooks
N. ¥. Herald
Ven Wolle
First Society
Phogenle
Teormy
Figg
Mingwump
Indianapalia Journal
Cumso
Africa
Weil
Tvo
Hin
Wisconsin
Miss Doom
Paps
Hiram
Munsey
N. Y. Sa
Paris
Oregon
Stanwood
W. Cottom
Cottom
Mambrino Mohawe
Hermier
Richard Evans
Ravenna
Hermiter
Jones
Charlestown
United States
Hawoten
W. Thomipson
Arron
A. So
Everie
Dupont
Wikser
Em Pals
Santes
Sir Coney
Department of the Ornebe
Vieux
M. Travoy
I Ferte Gien
Department of the Eure
Napoleon
Caen
B. Sarthic
Wm. Porsit
Ly Maus
Caloves
8 Frise
Hests
Jeanie Maine
Wao. Miord
Nilers
Voche Orne
Pine
Belisme
Charles Vertays
Department of Agriculture
France
Fennec
la Bronetts
Kvrax
St. Nicholas
M. Perict
Jean Jeffning
Rarl Hermier
Hicward Evans
Bayerins
Rudolph
Broown
Havenna
Nowell Bros. Rhaidelau
Springboro
Pemngree
Jyrdyk
Rodolph
Partice
Ohio
Give
Stits
Ehwil
York
Randel
Cme
Sealy
Kepreserlin
United Etatre OF America
Shugatary
STATE
Daniel J. Tyan
State of
Ola
Ae Columbus
Daniel J. Ryan
Stas
Ty Horeunto
F. C. Park
Graduate Optician
Riddle Block
Ureg
Court House
W. J. Meconney
W. &. Gibbons
Torphy’s
Mum J. Torphy
Rema O
Frank
Mery
Teno
Axp Ske
Commer Main
Prospect Sts
Hazen St
J. R. Burns
Bur
Kent
C. A. Reed's Machine and General Repair Works
Tian
Reeds
FL Barton
Massillon
Cannelton.s ‘Taylor
Grovery Will
Aindrib
Garrows
Court of Queen's Bench
Old Bailey
Newton
Crian
Offiers
Advocate
Caseell
Germany
Fingharaton
Meissonier’s
John Smith
New York
Ilinoia
Smith
Plate Smith
Join Plainsmith
Uly
Ameet
Aize
Lon
E. A. Ford
General
Temminger Azed
Ro Fiderts
Wu Goriere
Roma
Any Armstrong
Raveana
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
Ittcharet
Tochester
Wellsville
Welleeile
Inromondsville
Jauberttie
Kensington East Rochester
Homeworth
Alliance
Limaville
Hoolstown
Earlville Macedonia
Newbui Levelaus Ae
Newburgh
Maredonia
Earlville
Aqwatee
Limavill
Tee
Aires
C.a.snow &Co
Opn
Wasmington, D
Stone Store
H.waterman
Superior
Champion
Frei
CIA
Louis & Co
Wiedbem
T. Rouenrs
Central Standard Tima
Wain Line
Allegheny
Chigago
Fpvie Gas Company
Lucy
Asd Lader Tn
W.i.listow
Rora
G. P. Heimes
Empire Building
North
Cheeten
Bemies, Batesna
Min
Sufield Township
Sunes Waths
Boon
Sune
Wiha Ing
Alter
Suffield
Peery
Board of Education
CL Crg
Clerk of Techneular Education
Randolph
Heinesen
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