Fragments of Wit and Humor Across Newspapers
A collage of jokes and quips from various papers quotes lines about love, work, and everyday life. The brief humor touches on manners, missteps, and social observations with names like Edison and Edison’s jokes referenced, plus rural and urban snippets.
Keeley cure tale and star distance musings emerge
A Stockton man recalls a vanished California patient Jimmy Fair and his doomed struggle with alcohol, noting beliefs about wealth and ruin. The piece then presents a reader's long, layered calculation of the distance to the nearest fixed star, using vivid analogies to convey astronomical scale.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jimmy
Fair
San Francisco
Frank Crane
Stockton
Cal
Detroit Free Press
Keeley Institute
Dwight
California
St. Louis
Fort Worth
Tex
Adam
Lomlon
Story of Lord Lytton and the Birches for gossip
The Philadelphia Ledger recounts an old tale about Lord Lytton at dinner with a Mrs Birch. He jokes about knowing “Birches” intimately from Eton and comments on kissing the red, prompting Mrs Birch to believe he insulted her husband and sparking gossip.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lord Lytton
Philadelphia Ledger
Sle
Birch
Eton
Sindeuplia
Indy
Birches
Ming
Breath as life and danger in a schoolboy essay
A 12 year old English pupil writes on breath and physiology. He claims we breathe with lungs and liver, and that nocturnal breathing keeps life through the nose. He warns room confinement creates carbonic poison, more deadly than "mad logs," quoting a 19th century compendium.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fouth
It Was Just Lovely por Futlk Was Dead Funeral Tale
A grieving friend recounts Julia s funeral with lavish words describing nineteen hacks a hearse and crosses and crowns. The account notes a teary procession a bright coffin and a serene final look at the dead friend s face as the scene closes with a dog dying unnoticed.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Julia
Nevor
Golden Gates
N.Y. Stecorder
France Tops Germany in Public Schools Progress
The article praises France for advancing popular education, noting gains since twenty-five years ago. It cites increases in literacy, schools, teachers, and pupils, with public school expenditure rising from 13 million to over 25 million dollars, asserting knowledge will outlive the army.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Germany
France
Reblic
Republican Army
Couldn't Be Downed Fighter Roars Through East Side Hall
A local tavern scene erupts as a former fighter declares vengeance on a cowardly rival. He threats clear the room then is interrupted by a woman who drags him away by the ear, demanding he perform chores and face his troubles.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Adam
Bryce
Jayson
Elmira Gazette
Faith
Ohio
Columbia Post
Boston Transcript
Boston Post
Galveston News
Jack
Jloston
Binghamton
N. ¥. Herald
Fnally
East Side
N. Y
Ee Cider
Broaiway
Nicwe
Enuuke
Fir
Ee Polu Fess Society
Mrae
Flngwell
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Jageon
Emira Caxetle
Herald
Fie
Yass
Indianapolis Journal
Maud
Everly
Rastus
Edison
Harper's Bazar
Higgins
Giles
Merritt
Broken
Yale Record
Washington Star
Grosly
Ioston Courier
Brooklyn
Puck
Scissors
New York
Pationes
Ruth
Joan of the World
Jimmy" Fair
Bonanza
L. Douglas Ee
Mona
Carrieta
Wester Alpe
Ocala Prouch
Suita
Ghink Landies
W. L. Douglas
Brockton Masseish
F. P. Chapman
Dathota
Carter
Zaail
E CO
New Yorke
Garrettsville
Kent
Ravenna
Haymaker
Terk
Jenn
Satteen
U. S
Catalagne
Bortree Mfg
Jackson
Mich
CME
Wolff & Randolph
Philadelphia
Ravelld
R. Doig
Prospect and
Spruce Streets
Bern & Merrell
M.A. King
Riddle Block
Babane Te Tovall
E. C. Belding
Wheeler & Wilson
Wheeler & Wilson Mfg. CO
Fourth St
Cincinnati
Er. Co
W. F. Towns
Pate
Moony the Merchant Tailor
W. W. Monley
Ravenna'sopular Tailor
Por Brook
F. C. Park
Rondale
Salleville
Avtettia
Ind & Pitts Iwant
Irondale
Hammondsy
Yellow Creek
Steubenville and
Het
Union Signat
BAY Real
Miladelphia
Rend
Timadrom
Allah
Joseph Wood
B.A. Ford
D. Armstrong
Ageot
Stone Store
Noa
Buiaay
Kavenbs
Tow York Y
The
Pittsburg & Western Ry
Central
Chicago
Nesand
Anil
Ste
G. P. Bheimes
Empire Building
North Cheat
Tee County
Orrict
U.S
Washington
C.a.snow &Co
Parent Grice
Alsen House
Loton Domes Street
J i Lussfl
Atty, Ravenna
Lotian Ee
Bae
Tae Ay
H.waterman
South Prospect St. Alan
County
J. R. Burns
Kent, O
H. M. Wright
Pitkin Block
Scientific American Agency
Munn & CO
Sil Biowa
Oidess Turena
Necurita
America
Hste
Scientific American
Addrest Munn d& Co
Browdway
Crane & Shepherd
Poe
Uilig
Urog
Court House
W.T. McConney
Qelle
Beu
King-bolt
Kron