Wit and humor belated husbandy quips and quips
A collage of humorous quips from newspapers recounts odd phrases and quick lines about love vanity and everyday folly. It mixes jokes about spouses, social manners, and light irony from multiple periodical voices. Notable bits touch on courtship fashion mischief and a playful view of modern life.
Primitive Surveyors Measure Kangaroos With Crooked Sticks
In a vivid scene from St Nicholas, two Black men use curved wooden sticks as crude surveyors to judge distances and strike kangaroos with whirling weapons, while the mob of hunters closes in. The account blends frontier danger with tribal skill and a peek at hunting technique.
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Woo
Ned
Hugh
Jee
Stoddard
St. Nicholas
Cock Fighting Beside a New York Church Described
A former sportsman from a prominent New York church, once known for hosting cockfights near a steeple, boasted of events held there without police interruption. The writer condemns the desecration and notes that modern sports reporters would not tolerate such acts.
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Thuow
New York
Seana Ssna Oro
B. McCormick
German schoolboys avoid athletics in surprising numbers
A Notes and Queries item notes that only ten percent of German schoolboys engage in sports. The item also recounts anecdotes about printing errors in a Spanish publishers’ book and a UK publisher offering 50 pounds to universities to spot mistakes, with many errors still slipping through before publication. A Portland, Maine, boy, age fourteen, was arrested for selling liquor.
Portia of the Bar Shoots to Courtroom Spotlight
In a San Francisco forgery trial, Clara Foltz, the Portia of the local bar, draws attention by removing her shoe in court to show a high heel, testing whether height alters witness descriptions of Ollie Hutchins. The scene prompts debate on gender power and courtroom spectacle as Wells faces prosecution.
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America
Paddleford
San Francisco
Clara Foltz
Ollie Hutchins
Miss Dick
Pitcher
Ollie Hutchin
Wells
Ollo Podrida
Portia
Hardihood
I. W. Lees
Lees
Not Been Married That Long Adds to Gag List of Wit and Witless
A San Francisco tale recalls a husband seeking birthday gifts for his wife of twenty three years inviting a price quip about night robes at fifty cents each. Other snippets note a Leeds sewing machine giant weighing 514 tons for belt making and a monk’s note on Koumiss. A dinosaur skeleton from 1832 weighs 694 pounds skull only, 1,900 pounds whole, now in Philadelphia. A humorous ad exchange about not getting a response to a “great advecnaine medina” and a man seeking a pretty wife who can do housework.
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Indianapolis
Philadelphia T
N. Y. Press
Madge
Indianapolis Journal
Jason
Shay
Puck
Washington Star
Harold
Harper's
Wallace
Kate
Laura
The
Visible Express
Paris
Charlie
Tom
Detroit Free Press
Jennie
George
Harper's Bazar
Hoffman Howes
Gibbon
England
Renewion
Scalliaw
Wales
Wussell Hawison
Buffalo
Satan
San Francisco
Jimmy Murphy
Tim Cogie
Tim
Jammie
Jimmy
Sarper
Lon- Ls
Hounslow Heath
Finchley Common
Gadshill
London
Epping Forest
Cambridge
St. Nicholas
Oakland
Tony
San Francisco Examiner
Gianta
Leeds
Golielmus de Rubruquis
Academy of Natural Science
Philadelphia
New York Weekly
Satan Oli
Chile
Eighteenth
Twenty-third Street
Twenty-eighth Street
Thirty-third Street
Mother Nudge
Ravenna
America
Columbus
Lsod
William H. Powell
Antwerp
Vanderlyn
Capitol
Washington
Santa Maria
Ocean
Isabella
Browik
Metropolitan Museum of Art
New York City
Barcelona
Randolph Rogers
Luigi Gregori
University of Notre Dame
South Bend
Indiana
Vandyke
Baloca
Madrid
la Rabds
BR. Maso
A.g.heaton
Coure
Philadelphia Times
Nighttime Car Scene Reveals Quirks and Aunty Insight
A lively elevated train ride features two well dressed men, one sleeping and one dining, as a colorfully described encounter unfolds with a sharp eyed aunty and a playful umbrella mishap. The dialogue shifts to lessons for girls and quirky cat musings, ending with farm milk cooling tips.
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T. A. Stanly
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